Alien delicacies

Spacekat Tommy

Spacekat
I often wonder such things like which alien species would love the taste and consistency of human ears.... its like eating pickled pigs feet or something....

Alien one: Have you ever had a pickled human ear?
Alien two: Omg... my favorite *drools*
Alien one: I heard we just had a good harvest from Epsilon one, wanna go get lunch?
Alien two: I dunno slug, they are expensive...
Alien one: I'll buy.
Alien two: Deal.

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Later

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Mike: Hey George. Oh man! They got you too?
George: Yeah... i asked them not to do it, but u know it is.. those sluggos...
Mike: *laughs* yeah... they can be pretty insistent.
George: at least they use the hypo spray to stop the bleeding and the pain immediately
Mike: Huh? *pretends he cant hear*
*Mike and George laugh together.*
George: Good one bro. Lets go eat some shrimp.
 
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Over-sized aliens sit on the sofa watching movies munching on a big bowl of buttered human babies.

Whats on the snack tray?
> French Fried Esophagus
> Human butter & jelly petite fours
> Smoked back strips
> Toasted skull caps with picked brain filling
> Hands & feet candied crunch
> Lung Crisps
> Crispy Fried Kidneys
> Hot BBQ necks
 
"Oh I love it when I get a bag of mostly pregnate females."
"They pop when you bite em and then you get a surprise morsel of goodness!"
"I really like the cute little noises they make right before you bite them."

"Yeah, but I kinda love that wonderful aroma the fermented ones get after they sit in the bag for a few weeks." "Such Slurpy Goodness!"

"Ever get a squirmy one?"
"Oh wow, yeah! I love how they squirm all the way in till you bite down."

"Hey, I heard Kornk was looking to open a snack stand, Planning to go get fresh ones from Earth and everything." "Gunna offer peeled and unpeeled."

"Kornk is awesome!"
 
OMG you are so awesome sir!!!
This is beautiful.

Mmmm crunchy.

I like to suck on their fingers and toes before biting down, so much flavor.

Yeah i know right? Like who would have thought sucking the brains through the eye sockets could be so amazing????

Yeah, the little screech they make before they finally go limp.

The legs are pretty good depending on how fat it is. A little rubbery if you get em too skinny though.

Oh yeah, you gotta get the chubby ones, nice and fluffy.
 
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