Ooh Aah

Ooh Ah
Author: ASIOagent
Entry for the worst of the worst fanfic competition. (Maybe I should enter Dice instead…)
Disclaimer: Not mine. All JJ.
EDIT: The competition cloooosed yesterdaaay!
*stomp*
Oh well, I'm keeping it. I can always refer to it when ima feeling ticked off with my writing.

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ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriend's car
why did i leave it there
because i needed to get some air
ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriends car
vroom vroom
there he goes
oops there goes my panty hose

Sidney britow sypped her wine. It tasted gud. She turned onher radio and heard this song called oohaah by tamara jaber. It went like this:

boys are rotten made out of cotton
girls are sexy made out of pepsi
boys are rotten made out of cotton
girls are sexy made out of pepsi

ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriend's car
why did i leave it there
because i needed to get some air
ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriends car
vroom vroom
there he goes
oops there goes my panty hose

my boyfriend gave me diamonds
my boyfriend gave me pearls
my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips (ooo)
and all the neighbours heard
i gave him back his diamonds
i gave him back his pearls
i gave him back his kiss on the lips (ooo)
cause i always get mine first

ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriend's car
why did i leave it there
because i needed to get some air
ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriend's car
vroom vroom
there he goes
oops there goes my panty hose

i lost my bra in london
i took another off in france
i misplaced it in timbuktoo
and all i had was my two hands
i looked all over london
i searched all over france
i took all day to get to timbuktoo
and now i dont where i am in this predicament

ohh ahh
she lost her bra
she left it in her boyfriend's car
why did she leave it there
because she needed to just strip there
ohh ahh
she lost her bra
she left it in her boyfriend's car
why did she leave it there
because she needed to just strip there

ooh ahh i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriends car
why did you leave it there
because i needed to get some air
ohh ahh i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriends car
vroom vroom there he goes
oops there goes my panty hose

[Rap]
ooh ah na ah ooh im the rotten boy you talkin to
sneeky cheeky romp in the back seet
oops, there goes your shirt like tweeeek
ey so what happened
uh vroom vroom into the night now
beep beep and we're livin the life now
feel her bra when i get back to my house
so wat else happened
man she left a pair of her panty hose
made out of pepsi you still dont know
we'll have a fight you know there she goes

[tamara]
my mother your mother lived down the street
18 19 marble street
everytime me and my boy have a fight
this is what they told me:

boys are rotten made out of cotton
girls are sexy made out of pepsi
boys are rotten made out of cotton
girls are sexy made out of pepsi

if you say you really love me
inside outside inside on
what it take for you to kiss me
inside outside inside on
kiss me once and i will shout
inside outside inside on
kiss me twice and theres no doubt
inside outside inside on

ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriends car
ohh ahh
i lost my bra
i left it in my boyfriend's car

boys are rotten made out of cotton
girls are sexy made out of pepsi
boys are rotten made out of cotton
girls are sexy made out of pepsi

She thought it was sootible for her. She was inlove with someone. Someone who could make her a happy person.

She sank back into her bathtub.

Oh, if only she could get over Arvin Sloane.


Lyrics: Ooh AAh, Tamara Jaber.

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Do you guys realize that that took me 2 minutes to write the whole thing? :confused:

That included the copying and pasting of the song!

I think that this is some of my best work yet!
 
Oh my god that is horrible.. Hahah you should be so proud.


ASIOagent said:
Do you guys realize that that took me 2 minutes to write the whole thing? :confused:
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That doesn't really suprise me. Well done. :smiley:
 
Sagerian said:
Oh my god that is horrible..  Hahah you should be so proud.
That doesn't really suprise me.  Well done. :smiley:
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Thank you!

*stares at sig*

Nadia...

uhmm...

Nice?
 
:rotflmao:

She thought it was sootible for her. She was inlove with someone. Someone who could make her a happy person.

She sank back into her bathtub.

Oh, if only she could get over Arvin Sloane.

LMFAO!!!

This is the funniest one parter I have EVER read! Gweer, you're my hero :P

Cai
x
 
GREEGLES, IT WAS AWESOME! It was excellence, personified. LMAO :P

Definitely your best fic EVEEEER! Hell yeah...

and... you don't like that song? :blink: BUT IT'S SO GOOD!!

::coughing fit::

aww, why was sidney britow in the bath, oooh sexaaay? :P

LOVES YOU GWEEGLES!
 
GREEGLES, IT WAS AWESOME! It was excellence, personified. LMAO :P

Definitely your best fic EVEEEER! Hell yeah...

and... you don't like that song? :blink: BUT IT'S SO GOOD!!

::coughing fit::

aww, why was sidney britow in the bath, oooh sexaaay? :P

LOVES YOU GWEEGLES!
 
GWEER!!!! u r now payin my drs bills for everything im gonna need to fix after falling onto that floor and laughin so hard! DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEE! thats was frikkin hillarious!!!!

im so proud.... i wish i could write as well as yoU!!!!

xxx 🦋
 
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