scullymulder1234
Cadet
Syd? Green hair dye? You might want to break that out, just to get ready soon.
Hee! I love it! Wonderful job.
Hee! I love it! Wonderful job.
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“Oh I know that,” she smiled. He gave her a confused look. “You’re not eligible because you don’t meet my standards.”
“Why? I’m male and breathing,” he returned.
Instead of responding to his shot at her, she simply shook her head. “See, you just answered your own question.”
“My roommate,” he growled. “He’s a filthy, jobless slob who hasn’t moved from the couch in about three months and is really starting to smell.”
Sydney grimaced. “Lovely.”
“Well, first I’ve got to pick up my birth control pills, then I’ve got to buy some feminine products and oh! get a bikini wax. You should get one too you know, if you’re going to be in those tights,” she winked at him.
“Why? I’m male and breathing,” he returned.
Instead of responding to his shot at her, she simply shook her head. “See, you just answered your own question.”
We know that when she picks up the birth control pills, everyone's going to think Michael is her boyfriend. And, if Sydney has higher standards in a boyfriend than Michael can offer, then she's going to have a very long wait until she finds one.
However, secretly, we know Sydney probably likes what she saw standing in those tights. He was shirtless, and his attributes, even though covered up by pink tights, could still be appraised.
Chris
classic“Oh I know that,” she smiled. He gave her a confused look. “You’re not eligible because you don’t meet my standards.”
“Why? I’m male and breathing,” he returned.
Instead of responding to his shot at her, she simply shook her head. “See, you just answered your own question.”
Sydney, use your eyes. SHIRTLESS VAUGHN! Look at the uncovered part of his anatomy. I agree that pink tights are funny, but the rest is yummy.She let out a shriek of laughter along with her two female costars at what they saw.
Michael was shirtless and, unfortunately, only wearing one item of clothing: pink tights. Luckily (for him anyway), his hands were covering a precious part of his anatomy, but it didn’t stop the girls from getting a general drift of his appearance. Within moments, Sydney was doubled over with her hands resting on her thighs as she laughed hysterically.
I agree that male ballet dancers are funny looking in their tights. I wish they could come up with something better.“NO!” Michael said firmly. “Jesus woman get a hold of yourself. You were a ballerina – haven’t you seen a man in tights before?!”
“Um, yes, yes I have,” she said, clearing her throat. “And it was funny then too. Besides,” she sighed, sauntering around to his other side as she looked him up and down, “this is much more interesting.”
That sounds suspiciously like Eric.“Okay, okay I don’t want to go back to my apartment and I’m bored.”
“What’s wrong with your apartment?”
“My roommate,” he growled. “He’s a filthy, jobless slob who hasn’t moved from the couch in about three months and is really starting to smell.”
How did he answer his own question? And what kind of standards does she have. Michael is a find specimin of a straight, eligible man in the theater business. I don't think she will ever be able to find someone to fit her high standards. That "man" does not exist. Michael is the closest she will get.“I don’t have a boyfriend,” She answered automatically.
“Oh?”
“Yes, as it turns out, it’s difficult to find straight, eligible men in the theater business – go figure.”
“I’m a straight man,” he pointed out.
“Yes, but you’re not eligible,” she told him.
“What? I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said quickly.
“Oh I know that,” she smiled. He gave her a confused look. “You’re not eligible because you don’t meet my standards.”
“Why? I’m male and breathing,” he returned.
Instead of responding to his shot at her, she simply shook her head. “See, you just answered your own question.”