Great Marshall One-liners

[vaughnsmyguy]

"Marshall who?"

 

[Eponine Arwen]

(To Sark) "Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me."

Lol! Marshall is so adorable!

 

[SkyGirl5]

from THe frame:
Sloane is a genius, a horrible evil bad bad man
or somethign!!!

 

[valanthaliadon]

My Fav Marshall one-liner is from the first season "Sloane gave me the finger"

 

[MVhunny]

from THe frame:
Sloane is a genius, a horrible evil bad bad man
or somethign!!!

haha its this: Marshall, "Sloane is a genius. I mean, an evil, horrible, bad man but still a genius.

 

[MVhunny]

Marshall: He also happens to own the largest collection of pornographic art in all of Madrid. Which... I thought was an interesting fact. Sorry.

Marshall: It's a digital camera. I have it at 42 exposures, but I wanna get it to 47 because... it's a prime number.

marshall Flinkman: Sorry I've got hives

Vaughn: Hi, I'm Michael Vaughn. Welcome to the CIA.
Marshall : Uh, yeah I've heard that one before.

marshall: Babies sleep, Weiss, you know. That's what they do, except when they're screaming. Last night, from midnight to six.

haha these are my fave!!! and "thats my mind blowing"

 

[Mrs. Karie Vartan]

I've lost my keys...where are they?

Carrie...we had sushi!

:lol:

 

[SecretAgentMan]

i think this shall become my favorite thread :lol:

 

[secret_agent_angel]

my fav marshall quote is when he 'proposed' to Jack.....so funny

 

[Syd4Vaughn]

either

its really hot and everyone's calling me chongo

or vaughn asked me to lunch - the expression on jack's face was priceless

 

[C J Tiesto]

a random woman grabs him and kisses him and he says:
"Oh my god, I think I just got hepatitis."

funny guy :lol:

 

[Lemon-Krumpitz]

Marshall: I have a spork...
Jack: What's a spork?


That was priceless

And then I think it was either the last episode or the episode before that and he's telling Rachel about the missions he's been on (which is like 2 ) and he asks if she knows what a spork is.

:lol:

I'm sure someone's said this but...

'They're super swank'

 

[jessie tubb]

here are some of my favourites...

"hey, slone gave me the finger"
"syd. slone is here"
"vaughn asked me to lunch"

i love them.
they always makes me laugh

 

[SpyGirl426]

Marshall: I have a spork...
Jack: What's a spork?
That was priceless

And then I think it was either the last episode or the episode before that and he's telling Rachel about the missions he's been on (which is like 2 ) and he asks if she knows what a spork is.

:lol:

I'm sure someone's said this but...

'They're super swank'

I love these spork quotes. In fact, a love ALL the Jack and Marshall quotes (like the "Vaughn asked me to lunch" quote. As mentioned in a pervious post, the look Jack gave Marshall... priceless :lol: ). Their personalities are so different... just the way they play off eachother makes their quotes AMAZING.

 

[Sydney Derevko Bristow]

Vaughn asked me to lunch..
I went to see Sark. We've had eggs..
I lost my keys.Where are they?

There are millions of his good quotes these are the first three that came to my mind instantly..

 

[Syd4Vaughn]

I loved him in Reprisal

"I've got a hangnail on my thumb, could you work on that next?"

heh. i always new he had it in him.

 

[JulianSark]

Marshall is so freakin funny, literally everything that comes from his mouth I laugh at, all those quotes are great, I have one of them in my sig hehe

 

[SpyGirl426]

I agree with Sally, Reprisal had some of the best Marshall moments ever. He finally got to stand up to Sloane. It showed everyone that hes not just the tech guy who lets everyone walk all over him. The episode was Marshall's moment to shine

 

[Pinkie]

I loved it when Jack was rude to him and he said, like it was really important: "Vaughn asked me to lunch"

 

[Vaughn's_girl]

My two favs have to be
1. 'syd.....sloane's here'
2. 'vaughn asked me to lunch
Kevin weissman never fails 2 entertain me!