If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Rwll Smallburrow
and if you were a (female) Man, your name would be Legessa
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Tiniwiel
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Neana
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Vool
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Slugfest
and your sword would be called Alcatsol
Lol, Vool. And no vowels in my hobbit first name.