Stupid Laws

[Moriel]

LMAO! it's against the law 2 tie an aligater 2 fire hydrant! LMAO!

 

[btvaughn]

And right farm town needs this....

Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

LOL...yeah...too bad I don't have a cow!

 

[Vaughnluver]

Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Are you serious? No late night outings?
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Uhh...do women even wear petticoats? LOL

what happens if you get a midnight craving for ice cream?!!! lol

 

[btvaughn]

*sigh* My question exactly!!! Ha...my poor night owl sis might have a problem...LOL...though I doubt she's even out for ice cream right now!

 

[Vaughnluver]

i mean, come on, i'm getting a craving now!! *goes down to the kitchen for a BIG bowl of cookie dough!*

 

[btvaughn]

mmmm...I wonder if we have any! And besides, it's so much fun to just run out and do something like that...who would've thought you can't!

 

[Vaughnluver]

yea, and who is going to call their doctor in the middle of the night?!
"Hi, doc, i know you're sleeping but i really need a note so i can go get some ice cream!! Sorry to bother you!" lol.

 

[btvaughn]

My personal favorite...the fashion police!

Caramel:
-A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

 

[Vaughnluver]

well that makes sense!!

 

[btvaughn]

LOL...I wonder how many have actually broken that!

 

[Vaughnluver]

probably quite a few!

 

[btvaughn]

Do you suppose this just means outside?....or anywhere!

-Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

 

[Moriel]

who knows! these laws r insane!

 

[Vaughnluver]

these are hilarious. i think they mean anywhere?!

 

[Vaughnluver]

what if you're still awake at 10? Do you have to take your slippers off and walk around barefoot?

 

[btvaughn]

LOL..or they'll hunt you down!!!

Unless of course the law suddenly came to Ohio and you were wearing them on a Sunday. LOL...you couldn't be arrested!

 

[Vaughnluver]

geez. i know these are called stupid laws, but they far surpass stupidity!

 

[Moriel]

i know

 

[Aliasgirl47]

this is stupid...it is illegal to buy a toothbrush on the Sabbath in Rhode Island