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Tell me if you like this Alias/Austin Powers Fanfic. Your feedback would be much appreciated.
All Alias characters were created by the very talented J.J. Abrams and all Austin Powers characters were created by Actor Mike Meyers and Movie Director Jay Roach.
The Alias/Austin Powers crossover Fic.
"Sydney, you've got to go to London, England immediately!" Kendall ordered. He was the director of the C.I.A. and was commanding Sydney Bristow to leave immediately.
"We just got reports in that your mother, Irina Derevko is there with Arvin Sloane."
"Ok, I'll do it." Sydney replied. "But only if Vaughn or my father can come with me."
"That's fine with me. But if it was me who decided, I'd take your father with you."
"Sydney really wasn't looking forward to this. She was sick of searching for Arvin Sloane. Even though she knew that she had to kill him sooner or later. He could use the Rambaldi device that he had made for him to wipe out anything he wanted. But Sydney was wondering why he went to London, England for.
"Odd place to go to." Sydney muttered to herself.
"But I have to go there anyways to check it out.
Sydney decided that she'd take her father with her. It's not like she had a choice. Her father Jack Bristow, was so protective of her that he didn't even trust agent Micheal Vaughn. Sydneys love. Even though Vaughn had saved her life on numerous occasions. But she wasn't in the mood for arguing. She just wanted to get this mission over with and fly back to the States again to spend time with Vaughn and her friends.
So later that day she got onto the plane with her father and off she went....
LONDON, ENGL[A]ND
When she got to London, England she unloaded her things in the place that the C.I.A. set them up at. It was some unknown hidden hotel. They all knew that London, England was famous for many spies. But besides that, Sydney couldn't get Vaughn off her mind. Her father gave her the brief of what to do on the mission.
"Ok Sydney. There are many things to do on this mission and here they are:
We have to ask around about any odd and suspicious happenings and describe what Arvin Sloane and all the rest of them look like. It'll be simple detective work there. Then we have to use a fake alias and go to the Umpire military base, where the C.I.A. believes that there are some sort of plans or something that relate to the creation of the Rambaldi device and how to stop it. The thing that Sloane has. Then, last but not least, we have to try and locate Sloane, Derevko, Sark and the rest of those people and capture them or kill them and stop the Rambaldi device. You know, put it in the C.I.A.'s custody. Did you get all that?" Jack asked after his long mission speech.
"Yes." Sydney replied in a sort of sarcastic tone.
"It sounds easy to me." Sydney said sarcastically.
"Don't be sarcastic!" Her father said back hastily.
"It'll all be over soon, hopefully." With that, Jack and Sydney unpacked everything that they had brought and called it a night. They were going to have a long day tomorrow.
THE NEXT D[A]Y
As soon as Sydneys and Jcks alarm clock set off at 9:00 a.m. in the morning. (Jack had set it by the way.) They both got up, ate a quick breakfeast made by Jack, got dressed, and left. They drove around to the pool that they were supposed to go to, to question around.
It was a place where they had hundreds of people and women there. It was kind of like a beach except it was with pools outside instead.
Sydney and Jack were about to question some people that they were ordered to because the C.I.A. believed that these people probably knew something about them. When Sydney turned around and saw some guy with a really hairy chest dancing around all the girls.
"Who the hell is that?" Jack asked the guy that he was supposed to question.
"His name is Austin Powers." Replied the man.
"He's a spy. And a very good one at that."
Austin Powers looked at Sydney for a second and then stopped his dancing. He went over to Sydney and started talking to her.
"Who might I say, are you my lady?" Austin asked.
"I'm Sydney Bristow. I heard that you are a spy. Is it true.?"
"Yah baby, I'm an international man of mystery, he,he,he,he,he,he!"
"Are you on the good side?" Sydney asked Austin suspiciously.
"Yah." Austin replied.
"I'm looking for an I'me Erection. Do you know where she is?"
"No."Sydney replied, trying not to laugh at the name.
"I work for the British government and am very sexy baby, yah baby, yah."
"I can see that." Sydney replied sarcastically.
Jack asked Austin Powers if he wanted to come back to their hotel room to discuss things and Austin accepted.
At Sydney's and Jack's room, Austin was talked to about everything on their mission. It turned out that his mission administrator Bazzle, had sent Austin on the same mission too. So they decided to go on it together afterthey notified the British government and the C.I.A. about their changed plans.
Austin turned to Jack puzzled and grinning, and then he asked Jack.
"This Irina Derevko chick. Is she sexy.?"
After that question was asked, Sydney had to hold her fathers arm to refrain him from killing Austin.
Austin gave an innocent look after.
Jack told everyone that he was leaving to interrogate the people that were assigned and to make it less suspicious, Sydney andAustin should stay in the room where they were.
"I'll be back in about a half hour to an hour at the most." Jack told everybody. Then he left.
Sydney was left in the troom with Austin Powers.
As soon as Jack left, Austin jumped onto the bed and started talking to Sydney while striking stupid poses on the bed.
"Do I make you horny baby? Do I. Do I make you randy."
"Oh shut up! You sex freak." Sydney yelled to him. Keep your mind on the mission. We have a long road ahead of us.
What do you think so far. Please post your comments. I'll write more as soon as possible.
All Alias characters were created by the very talented J.J. Abrams and all Austin Powers characters were created by Actor Mike Meyers and Movie Director Jay Roach.
The Alias/Austin Powers crossover Fic.
"Sydney, you've got to go to London, England immediately!" Kendall ordered. He was the director of the C.I.A. and was commanding Sydney Bristow to leave immediately.
"We just got reports in that your mother, Irina Derevko is there with Arvin Sloane."
"Ok, I'll do it." Sydney replied. "But only if Vaughn or my father can come with me."
"That's fine with me. But if it was me who decided, I'd take your father with you."
"Sydney really wasn't looking forward to this. She was sick of searching for Arvin Sloane. Even though she knew that she had to kill him sooner or later. He could use the Rambaldi device that he had made for him to wipe out anything he wanted. But Sydney was wondering why he went to London, England for.
"Odd place to go to." Sydney muttered to herself.
"But I have to go there anyways to check it out.
Sydney decided that she'd take her father with her. It's not like she had a choice. Her father Jack Bristow, was so protective of her that he didn't even trust agent Micheal Vaughn. Sydneys love. Even though Vaughn had saved her life on numerous occasions. But she wasn't in the mood for arguing. She just wanted to get this mission over with and fly back to the States again to spend time with Vaughn and her friends.
So later that day she got onto the plane with her father and off she went....
LONDON, ENGL[A]ND
When she got to London, England she unloaded her things in the place that the C.I.A. set them up at. It was some unknown hidden hotel. They all knew that London, England was famous for many spies. But besides that, Sydney couldn't get Vaughn off her mind. Her father gave her the brief of what to do on the mission.
"Ok Sydney. There are many things to do on this mission and here they are:
We have to ask around about any odd and suspicious happenings and describe what Arvin Sloane and all the rest of them look like. It'll be simple detective work there. Then we have to use a fake alias and go to the Umpire military base, where the C.I.A. believes that there are some sort of plans or something that relate to the creation of the Rambaldi device and how to stop it. The thing that Sloane has. Then, last but not least, we have to try and locate Sloane, Derevko, Sark and the rest of those people and capture them or kill them and stop the Rambaldi device. You know, put it in the C.I.A.'s custody. Did you get all that?" Jack asked after his long mission speech.
"Yes." Sydney replied in a sort of sarcastic tone.
"It sounds easy to me." Sydney said sarcastically.
"Don't be sarcastic!" Her father said back hastily.
"It'll all be over soon, hopefully." With that, Jack and Sydney unpacked everything that they had brought and called it a night. They were going to have a long day tomorrow.
THE NEXT D[A]Y
As soon as Sydneys and Jcks alarm clock set off at 9:00 a.m. in the morning. (Jack had set it by the way.) They both got up, ate a quick breakfeast made by Jack, got dressed, and left. They drove around to the pool that they were supposed to go to, to question around.
It was a place where they had hundreds of people and women there. It was kind of like a beach except it was with pools outside instead.
Sydney and Jack were about to question some people that they were ordered to because the C.I.A. believed that these people probably knew something about them. When Sydney turned around and saw some guy with a really hairy chest dancing around all the girls.
"Who the hell is that?" Jack asked the guy that he was supposed to question.
"His name is Austin Powers." Replied the man.
"He's a spy. And a very good one at that."
Austin Powers looked at Sydney for a second and then stopped his dancing. He went over to Sydney and started talking to her.
"Who might I say, are you my lady?" Austin asked.
"I'm Sydney Bristow. I heard that you are a spy. Is it true.?"
"Yah baby, I'm an international man of mystery, he,he,he,he,he,he!"
"Are you on the good side?" Sydney asked Austin suspiciously.
"Yah." Austin replied.
"I'm looking for an I'me Erection. Do you know where she is?"
"No."Sydney replied, trying not to laugh at the name.
"I work for the British government and am very sexy baby, yah baby, yah."
"I can see that." Sydney replied sarcastically.
Jack asked Austin Powers if he wanted to come back to their hotel room to discuss things and Austin accepted.
At Sydney's and Jack's room, Austin was talked to about everything on their mission. It turned out that his mission administrator Bazzle, had sent Austin on the same mission too. So they decided to go on it together afterthey notified the British government and the C.I.A. about their changed plans.
Austin turned to Jack puzzled and grinning, and then he asked Jack.
"This Irina Derevko chick. Is she sexy.?"
After that question was asked, Sydney had to hold her fathers arm to refrain him from killing Austin.
Austin gave an innocent look after.
Jack told everyone that he was leaving to interrogate the people that were assigned and to make it less suspicious, Sydney andAustin should stay in the room where they were.
"I'll be back in about a half hour to an hour at the most." Jack told everybody. Then he left.
Sydney was left in the troom with Austin Powers.
As soon as Jack left, Austin jumped onto the bed and started talking to Sydney while striking stupid poses on the bed.
"Do I make you horny baby? Do I. Do I make you randy."
"Oh shut up! You sex freak." Sydney yelled to him. Keep your mind on the mission. We have a long road ahead of us.
What do you think so far. Please post your comments. I'll write more as soon as possible.
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