ALIAS Mad Libs

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Azalea

Azy in Wonderland
Did you guys ever play Mad Libs? You know, those little books with passages with words left blank, and you have somebody give you words, and then you read it back and see how crazy it sounds? Okay, I wrote a passage about Alias and left a bunch of blank spaces. So I need some words to plug into it, and then I'll put it on here.

I need....

3 adjectives (descriptive words)
3 adverbs (usually end in "ly")
4 verbs (action words)
4 nouns
2 plural nouns
1 dorky celebrity

One person doesn't have to do all of them, if you don't want to. Just however many you can come up with. When I get the required amount, I'll post the passage. And remember to come up with funny words, not boring ones!!! :woot:
 
3 adjectives: quirky, dirty, enormus
3 adverbs: passionately, spontaneously, slyly
4 verbs: crash, smell, erect (as in a monument), contemplate
4 nouns: bed, piegon, spy, intelligence
2 plural nouns: roses, carrots
1 dorky celebrity: Toby Mcguire
 
Okay Darcy, here's yours! (I put your words in bold).

The mission that day had been very quirky . Sydney had already crashed a bomb and been smelled by an angry German intelligence agent. Now she was passionately running to reach her extraction point before the bed left without her. She made it, just in time, and was dirty when she saw her father already on the plane. He put down his headset and touched his pigeon nervously.
"Sydney," he said spontaneously . "There's a problem. Vaughn's got a spy stuck in his intelligence ."
"What?!" Sydney gasped in disbelief. "I thought the agency stopped the Tobey Maguire investigation."
"They did," said Jack. "But you know how enormous Vaughn is. :sideroll:
Just then, from out of nowhere, Vaughn stumbled slyly onto the plane. "I'm fine," he explained. I just had to erect some roses in the warehouse. Let's get out of here."
Sydney, relieved, threw her carrots around Vaughn and made him promise never to contemplate the Germans again.




And just for fun, this is the one with words my brother gave me. He's kind of perverted!

The mission that day had been very horny . Sydney had already licked a bomb and been sniffed by an angry German intelligence agent. Now she was erotically running to reach her extraction point before the toenail left without her. She made it, just in time, and was aroused when she saw her father already on the plane. He put down his headset and touched his traffic cone nervously.
"Sydney," he said giddily . "There's a problem. Vaughn's got an earlobe stuck in his tampon ."
"What?!" Sydney gasped in disbelief. "I thought the agency stopped the Christina Aguilera investigation."
"They did," said Jack. "But you know how sexy Vaughn is.
Just then, from out of nowhere, Vaughn stumbled obnoxiously onto the plane. "I'm fine," he explained. I just had to screw some prairie dogs in the warehouse. Let's get out of here."
Sydney, relieved, threw her melons around Vaughn and made him promise never to squeeze the Germans again.

LMAO!! :rotflmao:
 
German intellignece agents sure like smelling Americans :P

I just had to screw some prairie dogs in the warehouse.
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Nice one, Vaughn :P



:lol: :rotflmao:
 
hahahaha this is halirious!
These lines had me cracking up!

But you know how enormous Vaughn is. :sideroll:
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I just had to screw some prairie dogs in the warehouse. Let's get out of here."
Sydney, relieved, threw her melons around Vaughn and made him promise never to squeeze the Germans again.
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Vaughn_Lovah said:
hahahaha this is halirious!
These lines had me cracking up!

But you know how enormous Vaughn is. :sideroll:
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I just had to screw some prairie dogs in the warehouse. Let's get out of here."
Sydney, relieved, threw her melons around Vaughn and made him promise never to squeeze the Germans again.
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ah dude! ditto!
 
[/QUOTE] But you know how enormous Vaughn is. [/QUOTE]


Well, don't we all hope so...(for all the guys out there, sorry, you need to turn off that street)

Sadly my friends dare to say to me that Vaughn is not hot. Seriously, what drugs are they taking!
 
I have a blank, created from an actual Alias scene. Please supply the following:

3 verbs
7 nouns
1 proper name (person)
3 adjectives

This one probably won't turn out as suggestive as the last one, but I hope that it will be funny!
;)
 
Okay, I'm going to give you some words, but other people should too, so that you'll have a couple of variations on the same one. Those are the best, when you can compare them. Here are my words..

Verbs - probe, slaughter, massage
Nouns - spleen, outhouse, prostitute, elf, llama, elbow, virgin
Proper noun - Elton John
Adjectives - luscious, bratty, orgasmic (Sorry, I just had to be a *little* perverted. ;)
 
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