ALIAS Mad Libs

Here's the result (from "The Telling"):

(Briefing room with Kendall, NSA Deputy Director Brandon, Jack, Sydney, Vaughn, Dixon, Weiss.)
KENDALL: And it didn't occur to you, Mr. Brandon, that a raid on NSA facility--
BRANDON: I'm not at liberty to discuss the details of the Nevada raid!
KENDALL: And I'm not at liberty to respect the way that you do business! How many Rambaldi pieces were slaughtered? (to Sydney) Twenty-four?
SYDNEY: That's what my mother said.
BRANDON: I can't confirm that number.
KENDALL: And we had to find out about this breach from Irina Derevko?!
JACK: The question is, what is the prudent elbow?
SYDNEY: She's lying. She has to be. It's a spleen.
VAUGHN: Then why show up in person? It's a big virgin.
DIXON: From what I know of Derevko, she's loyal to only one person: Elton John.
SYDNEY: Dixon's right, obviously. I don't know, maybe this is a valid massage for Sloane.
KENDALL: Maybe, but why would she need us to massage it?
JACK: Guilt. Her motives may be luscious, her methods orgasmic, but she is not bratty. I say we send in a team. Proceed with caution, but proceed.
KENDALL: We'll prep to have whatever we find at the Zurich elf brought back to the States. (to Brandon) A neutral location. I propose Evans naval base in Ventura.
BRANDON: I'll call my prostitute.
KENDALL: Yeah, you do that.
VAUGHN: Sloane may have most of the pieces to assemble this Rambaldi outhouse, but I don't think he has them all.
SYDNEY: The Di Regno llama.
KENDALL: If the NSA’s still got it.
BRANDON: All right now, that's enough of your felgercarb!
(He leaves the meeting.)
KENDALL: Jack, you go along with the NSA here, transfer the llama to the naval base and let Marshall know that he's going to Zurich, too. I want him to probe what we've got or not, ASAP.

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Hm, some worked out really well, others not so well. I think I'll try again. I should get better at this . . . I'll be back later with a new scene.
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LMAO!
These lines were great!
DIXON: From what I know of Derevko, she's loyal to only one person: Elton John.

BRANDON: I'll call my prostitute.

SYDNEY: The Di Regno llama.

KENDALL: Jack, you go along with the NSA here, transfer the llama to the naval base and let Marshall know that he's going to Zurich, too. I want him to probe what we've got or not, ASAP.

lol ^_^
 
I have a feeling Jack would agree that Irina's methods are *orgasmic*, for him at least. :lol:

And does this mean they're going to have to probe the llama? Yikes. I don't think I fully thought out the implications of those words...Lol. :rotflmao:
 
I have another one, if you like these. For this one, I'll need:

6 verbs (make that 6, not 5)
3 nouns
4 adjectives
1 adverb

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6 verbs (make that 6, not 5) slap, dance, crawl, run, spin, transfer
3 nouns couch, madagascar cockroaches, slurpee
4 adjectives hehe i have too(just becasue there has to eb something perverted) *orgasmic*, greedy, sneaky, gross
1 adverb: heavenly
 
Here's the latest results, for a scene from "Counteragent":

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First set of words (sorry, "heavenly," although ending in "ly" is an adjective and doesn't fit very well, so I took the liberty of replacing it with "transcendently." I hope you don't mind!!!)

(At the operations center, Sydney and Kendall are talking with Jack standing behind them, observing.)
SYDNEY: That I would render Sloane greedy, and deliver him to Sark.
KENDALL: So he could slap him.
SYDNEY: Yes.
KENDALL: There are just so many problems with this that I don't even know where to begin.
SYDNEY: How about we crawl with Vaughn?
KENDALL: Do I need to remind you that American Intelligence, Agent Bristow--
SYDNEY: You said yourself that Vaughn is sneaky!
KENDALL: --Are not in the business of spinning!
SYDNEY: Arvin Sloane killed my Madagascar cockroaches. I have had plenty of opportunities to return the favor, but I have chosen not to because, yes, I know, it's not what we do. It's what he does and it's gross! But we have no choice here! Vaughn could be orgasmic in two days!
KENDALL: Well, we'll do our best to prevent that. Agent Bristow, you don't run with the enemy like this!
SYDNEY: What the hell would you have done?! There is NO choice here!
JACK: (quietly) Sydney--
SYDNEY: I am NOT going to do nothing!
JACK: Give us a couch, would you?
(Kendall leaves.)
SYDNEY: Don't try and convince me not to dance with Sark!
JACK: That's not what I'm doing. I'm on your side here. We can't transfer Vaughn.
SYDNEY: So what do we do?
JACK: We don't go through Kendall. Push him, and he'll run it through slurpees. This needs to be handled transcendently.

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And the second one (sorry about the crudity, it was really hard to find a place for "blow" . . .):

(At the operations center, Sydney and Kendall are talking with Jack standing behind them, observing.)
SYDNEY: That I would render Sloane new, and deliver him to Sark.
KENDALL: So he could blow him.
SYDNEY: Yes.
KENDALL: There are just so many problems with this that I don't even know where to begin.
SYDNEY: How about we run with Vaughn?
KENDALL: Do I need to remind you that American Intelligence, Agent Bristow--
SYDNEY: You said yourself that Vaughn is simple!
KENDALL: --Are not in the business of calculating!
SYDNEY: Arvin Sloane killed my phone. I have had plenty of opportunities to return the favor, but I have chosen not to because, yes, I know, it's not what we do. It's what he does and it's good! But we have no choice here! Vaughn could be homely in two days!
KENDALL: Well, we'll do our best to prevent that. Agent Bristow, you don't wear the enemy like this!
SYDNEY: What the hell would you have done?! There is NO choice here!
JACK: (quietly) Sydney--
SYDNEY: I am NOT going to do nothing!
JACK: Give us a pancake, would you?
(Kendall leaves.)
SYDNEY: Don't try and convince me not to play with Sark!
JACK: That's not what I'm doing. I'm on your side here. We can't hide Vaughn.
SYDNEY: So what do we do?
JACK: We don't go through Kendall. Push him, and he'll run it through salad dressing. This needs to be handled swiftly.

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If you like these, I'll be back with another a little later on . . .
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SYDNEY: That I would render Sloane new, and deliver him to Sark.
KENDALL:  So he could blow him.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
I'm trying to avoid work (we had layoffs Monday; it was depressing), so I looked up another (I hope) promising scene. It's a little longer, so I have a longer list of words--hope it's not too taxing!!!

10 nouns
3 names of people (best if character or celebrity)
1 noun that describes a person (lunatic) or a profession (carpenter)
5 verbs
11 adjectives
1 adverb

Put your thinking cap on and think up some funny words!
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nouns-potatoe, hammer, jacket, sunglasses, joystick, newspaper, ass, pen, graphic novel, head phones, movie.
names-sydney, anastasia, luca
verbs-peel, type, walk, wear, look
adjectives-crisp, shiny, wrecked, rocky, boring, hungry, slow, crappy, dark, freudian
adverb-quickly
 
Oh yeah, might work better if the names were character or celebrity names.
 
:blush:
Oops! Messed up again! One of my nouns (it was a noun in the original) works best as an adjective, so I'm changing to

10 nouns
11 adjectives

Sorry about that!!!!!! :(

It'll be fixed above shortly. I think I'm done making mistakes now . . . :angelic:
;)
 
Oh, and I'm missing the noun that describes a person or occupation.
;)
 
Looks like she's not around, so I'll throw in an extra adjective and person/occupation.

How about...stimulating, and....pimp. :lol:
 
Oh, what the heck, I can't resist. I'm addicted to these things!! ^_^

Nouns - thong, waffle iron, tapeworm, armpit, sorority girl, bosom, inflatable chair, laxative, marijuana, hitchhiker

Adjectives - kinky, infertile, humpbacked, engorged, flamboyant, evil, macho, mental, stoned, flatulent, tanned

Verbs - nuzzle, whip, jiggle, idolize, bite

Adverb - jubilantly

Celebrities - Marshall, Carrot Top, Joan Rivers
 
OK, here's the first set of words, inserted into a scene from "Parity":

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(Marshall goes to his desk, Sloane leads Sydney inside a boardroom.)
SLOANE: So, we needed a stimulating plan. So, we brought in our best pimp.
(Mr. Bristow turns around.)
MR. BRISTOW: Hello, Sydney.
SLOANE: Have a joystick.
(She sits near her father.)
SLOANE: We mapped out a scenario where you would type the K-Directorate lab where we believe the potato is being held. Jack thought -- your father thought it could be too big of a risk.
SYDNEY: Why? It sounds like the crappy move.
MR. BRISTOW: Obviously, we need the potato. Obviously, they need the newspaper. Six hours ago I contacted K-Directorate and we settled on an arrangement. You and Ana will meet at a dark location, under cover of both agencies' security forces. Together, you'll open the newspaper.
SYDNEY: Is this a joke?
SLOANE: As far as we know, the Directorate doesn't know the sunglasses was divided into two pens. We have nothing to lose by letting them see what's inside the newspaper.
MR. BRISTOW: This is a boring scenario. It compels both sides to adopt a quickly wrecked course of action and slow hammer is one of the most rocky hungry paradigms.
SYDNEY: Assuming all players are shiny. Plus, I'm supposed to trust Jennifer Connoly?
SLOANE: I need to walk the advance team.
(He leaves them alone.)
MR. BRISTOW: Your first plan was an ass.
SYDNEY: I could have handled Geoffrey Rush.
MR. BRISTOW: Then we disagree. At least my way, you have a Freudian graphic novel.
SYDNEY: Then I guess I should look at you.
MR. BRISTOW: It never wore my jacket.
(He gets up to leave.)
SYDNEY: Dad?
(He turns.)
SYDNEY: Before I go, just answer my question about Nicole Kidman.
MR. BRISTOW: Nicole knew I was crisp, it was no secret between us. She peeled in the movie. I never lied to you about that.
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I did consider creating the line, "It never peeled my joystick," but that seemed just too much!

The second set will appear shortly in my next post.
;)
 
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