Clumsy Clique

Argh, the phone was ringing, and I thought it was my friend, so jumped up, only to find my foot tangled in the computer cords, and I fall over off of the chair, and then I hit the chair, and the chair falls on me! And I'm all tangled up I couldn't get out, so I just start pulling myself towards the phone, and the whole computer comes crashing towards me!! By the time I got to the phone, it turned out it was some telemarketer and he hung up on me when I said no thanks, so I throw the phone across the room (I'm already having a bad day) and I chucked it so hard I fell forward....That was more embarassing than I wanted it to be...Luckily, no one was around, just my dog, and he looked at me funny.. :thinking:
 
At my meet on saturday they were doing awards and I got a medal and I was jumping of the podium thing and my medal hit my lip and made it bleed :lol: and then I was jumping up off the floor to go again and my medals that were already around my neck flew up and hit me in the face :lol: my friends were laughing soooooo hard at me :P
 
So many things happend today, and all the days between my last post and now. I'll just tell you some things, I was playing with my hockey stick when these people drove by and threw a penguin beanie baby at me, I got all freaked out and hit myself in the head with the hockey stick...ouch

I was running down to my friends house and this bird comes swooping down in front of me. I'm afraid of birds, so naturally, my reaction is to scream. So I scream. And then I close my eyes in fright and start waving my arms around and running, and I open my eyes, and...and it was just a plastic black bag. I feel stupid, so I slow down and trip myself and fall into my neighbor's yard...

And then just now I was running through my house and I tried to jump over a baby gate that was put up for my dog, and I can usually make it over, only this time, my foot got stuck and I fall and the fence crashes and sends me off balance, so I fall on an overturned chair!! Serious bruises now!! oh god I'm pathetic...thats enough for now!
 
Today, I wanted to see why the hell those high heeled boots were all the rave at my school, so I stole my sister's pair and put them on....Baaad mistake. I forgot momentarily that not only can I not walk in anything elevated an inch off the ground, I have a horrible sense of balance. So I tried to strut like all those stupid preppies at my school and I lost my balance and started falling over. I grab onto a picture frame (don't ask, my mind didn't know grabbing a picture frame wouldn't work) and the picture falls, smacks me on the head, and I fall on the ground. But I was feeling very stubborn about this and got up. I was going to walk without falling! So I continue on down my hall, and it's all good...but then I miss a step, my leg buckles, and I fall into a door... :(
 
hmm the thing of the bird just reminded me, i was standing under a flowering tree with my friend because it smelled so good, and she reached up into the tree and almost grabbed this bird which suddenly flew out of the tree straight into my face but it swerved and its wing only hit my ear. it was kindof startling though
 
Ok My friend spent the night at my house last night and we fell asleep on the couch. I slept with my legs on top of a big pillow(so the blood wasn't going to my legs all night)...so I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and I stand up and I fall right down..I get up and walk a few steps and fall down, I keep falling down and I hit my head on the pool table and the desk and my friend wakes up cuz im so loud and she just looks at me while im going nuts and breaking stuff and falling all over the place...trying to get to the bathroom...I never made it...i just gave up and stayed on the floor after a particularly harsh fall...I have so many bruises and cuts and the room is a mess!

Then at a funeral 2 days a go it was so packed that I had to stand in the back...I had my knees locked the whole time and during a moment of silence I just fell over because I had no blood in my legs...it was so embarrassing I felt so bad cause all these people are crying and stuff and I'm on the floor laughing because I just fell over standing there doing nothing...Ive never just fallen over before...i always trip or something...but you dont just fall when you are standing still!
 
I know, I think the desk and the pool table moved themselves so I would prposely fall on them! Ya, all the furniture peices are definitely in cohorts...they are planning my doom as we speak...
 
I know I'm going to breed a penguin army remember! And I can save money on uniforms because they already wear tuxes...geez these penguins think of everything!
 
See once I breed my army we won't have those problems the penguins will come to the rescue and cushion everything so we won't have to worry...but in the mean time I'll use the bubble wrap and cover everything so I don't kill myself...I alwyas like to pop it though so I have to do several layers!
 
Bubble wrap is sooo addicting...once you pop the fun wont stop!...thats like my theme...that and "the good lookin guy song"
 
LMAO!! There's a misquito in my bathroom and I totally forgot about it. It started attacking me and I started to freak out and stuff, it was hilarious. I thought it was some killer bug. Stupid misquito!
 
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