Clumsy Clique

I was watching I know what you did last summer like and hour ago and I went to get a smoothie from the fridge and sliped on a rug in the kitchen and into our fridge! I knocked down a jar of open olives that spilled all over the floor! It WAS TILE! Good! LMAO
 
I like to "accidently" overflow the bath tub with millions of bubbles so I can slide around on it without getting in trouble hehe. I always fall though and I think the head shots are causeing serious damage...maybe i should stop...
 
hehe at gym i was doing a handspring full into the pit and i landed on my side and i managed to drive my nose right into my arm, sort of in between the muscle and bone or something, (do u know what i'm talking about?), it was pretty funny and stupid and now my arm is sore and so is my nose.
 
I tried to jump Mo because she had popcorn, but I missed and landed on a trampoline, got thrown through the air and landed on a deflated orange inflatable chair!! LMAO!!!
 
lol!! One time at gymnastics I was just goofing around and I was burying myself with them...so you couldn't see I was in ther...then this girl comes and does and ariel in the pit and lands right ontop of me i screamed and she was like..."OMG...WHAT THE HELL!!"...I was quite bruised...
 
I was being chased by my friend in her house, so I run down her steps to the basement, I try to jump the last few steps, but my head hits the ceiling, (it declines with the steps) and I get thrown backwards and land on the ground on my back!! LMAO!!
 
So this is how u get all your scars Jo, ur clumsy 2! yay, someone else who gets injured 4 no apparant reason, i had a dedication in the yearbook saying i was the one in the year most likely to injure herself! i mean great thing 2 b remebered 4 in years 2 come!
 
we had this fundraiser thing at our school today, and i was supposed to be a server/waitress and i spilled water on two ppl's laps. but at least it was just water. and it was my first waitressing job, right?
 
ow i trip and fall and run to things so much its not funny (although most of my friends think it is) today i gave my self three new bruises (tree,dog,chair)
 
Espionage said:
So this is how u get all your scars Jo, ur clumsy 2! yay, someone else who gets injured 4 no apparant reason, i had a dedication in the yearbook saying i was the one in the year most likely to injure herself! i mean great thing 2 b remebered 4 in years 2 come!
LMAO! This is pretty much how I get my scars...yup! That and getting physical during sports.
 
I was getting a shoulder ride up the stairs from my rather large friend and she was running up the stairs and i hit the ceiling of the stairs and we both fell over backwords an the ground...she had to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks it was so bad...and i had a fat lip and a big bumb on my forehead and a huge bruise on my butt!
 
I FELL OVER!
got sugar, icing stuff
dropped bitts of wood making loud sounds 10 times in half an hour and bumbed into the cat alot!
me very clumsy!
 
craw, u never told me to spileld water on peoples lap. i still like ur story about getting wedged in a door. well a fewq mins ago , i tried to sit down in my chair and i missed. :(
 
hmmm, you saying door reminded me of a painful memory....I had my fingers in between the door and the frame and I was so mad, I didn't even realize what the heck I was doing until I slammed the door SHUT, with my fingers still between the door and frame!!

And today I stabbed myself in art class....ouch. A big slit all the way down almost to my finger bone!
 
well that sounds just pleasent. eat something. now *acts like teacher with the square glasses but is really but as jo cracks up*
 
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