Oh well, here I go
Season 2 ep 1
"Or else what? I'm grounded?"-Sydney
"What do you want me to say? Something recitful?"-Sydney
"Excuse me, did you say you were shot by your mother?"-Will
"There was no guy, it was mom."-Sydney
"Who's Vaughn?"-Will
"Can the whole team come? Cause I'm starving!"-Weiss
"Trust takes time."-Irina
Season 2 ep. 3
"then boom, and I'd miss you."-Marshall
"I would give you a ride back to civilization but my submerine only seats four."-Sark
"It's the thought that counts."-Sydney
Season 2 ep. 4
"She lied to me."-Sydney
"That's the kind of thinking that'll get you killed."-Jack
"You're cute, but I'll pass."-Sydney
"Sarks like the guy at school who knows how cute he is and won't take no for an answer."-Sydney
Season 2 ep 5
"But I wasn't solving it, it took no thought. When I looked at that puzzle, it was like I already knew where each piece went."-Sydney
"It's chapstick for you know if you're at the beach and you're like, oh my lips are chapt. Or you could be at the end of a date and you want you lips to be suble."-Marshall
"Pistachio, my favorite flavor."-Marshall
"I'll make you a fresh one."-Marshall
season 2 ep 6
"Do you know any jokes? Cause I could use one."- Sydney
"Don't frost the pie, it seemed really important."-Vaughn
"This is rediculous, being in the same restaruant talking on the phone."-Sydney
Season 2 ep. 7
"There was an operation, called Project Christmas. My father developed it. It used specific questions on Standardized Tests to identify children that the angency could later recruite. The KGB sent my mother to steal details about the program. Around that time, the CIA stopped the operation. Vaughn thinks that Russian Intelligence is still using the operation to recruite americans."-Sydney
"I know what you did for me, prooving Sydney's father wired that entrance in Maddagasscar, I would've been exicuted for that. Thank you."-Irina
"I didn't do it for you."-Vaughn
"I owe you my life."-Irina
"You owe me my fathers life."-Vaughn
"YOu did help me, and I thank you for that."-Vaughn
"I didn't do it for you."-Irina
"Then I'll run fast."-Sydney
"Because I intened to kill him."-Sark
"you and I, we were destined to work together I truly believe that."-Sark
"There are just so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin."-Kendall
"I am not going to do nothing."-Sydney
"Of course we have a choice. It's the moment I've never wanted you to face. To kill someone, I'm not talking about selfdefense, I'm talking about pre-meditated murder. To be there when the door closes on it for the last time. Knowing that you are responsible. That's something you never came close to considering before getting to know your mother."-Jack
"Good luck Sydney"-Sark
"I don't need you to wish me luck you sonofab*t*h!"-Sydney
"You're so good do you know that?"-Sark
"She had Sloane killed."-Jack
Season 2 ep 8
"Vaughn sorta fired me."-Will
"I did cooperate Agent Kendal, you didn't listen." Irina
"I've slept on a cold steal floor for the past 36 nights."-Irina
"Now what the hell is that supose to mean?"-Kendall
"I'd appreciate a pillow and a blanket."-Irina
"This watch belonged to my father. It's broken now, but it use to keep perfect time. And when he gave it to me, he said you could set your heart by this watch. It stopped on October 1st, day we met."-Vaughn
"Agent Vaughn has trouble sleeping, while you're in the field."-Irina
"I doubt he told you that."-Sydney
"Stop baiting him. Stop being such and easy target. We're going to be travling together for the next 2 days, you can't jump down her throat every time she opens her mouth."-Sydney
"Shut up!"-Sydney
"Hi, welcome, don't kill me."-Marshall
"Jack, we're in enemy territory, and the PRF knows we're here. We're going to have to start trusting eachother, right now."-Irina
I told you it was a lot