Oh gosh.. have way too many!
"Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me." - Mashall to Sark
"Shhh! Yo-yo's sleeping." - Weiss
"Write this down...E...M...E...T...I...B...you got that? Ok, now, reverse it." - Sydney
"One in five, you little b*tch! ONE IN FIVE! One in FIVE! ONE IN FIVE!" - Will Tippin
"How do you say 'thank you' to the woman who killed your father?" - Irina Derevko
"You don't." - CIA Officer Michael C. Vaughn
"Oh, I got my, uh, thirty days sobriety chip. Even though I wasn't ever a drug addict, I'm kind of proud." - Will
"Agent Vaughn has trouble sleeping when you're in the field." - Irina Derevko
"Not exactly a vacation when you're forced to go. No offense. Cute country." - Sydney Bristow
"Honey, we agreed we'd spend Thanksgiving together." - Irina
"Yeah, before I found out all my friends were going to be in Miami." - Sydney Bristow