Favorite Quotes

OMG! that was the funniest movie!

quote from 16 candles:

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass! Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY!
reaches to cup them
cut to:
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!
 
my fav quotes:

"oh emperor, will you sign my bra? oops...im not wearing one!" -jennifer love hewitt, tuxedo.

"will you STOP doing that?" -mr green, clue.
"no." -wadsworth, clue.

"whoever said money cant buy hainess didnt know where to buy a horse." -anonymous

"live to ride, ride to live." -anonymous

"i came, i showed, i kicked some bootay!" -anonymous

"riding is everything. what else is there to do?" -anonymous

"im gonna go home and sleep with my wife." -mr green, clue.

"there are two kinds of people in this world. equestrians (horseback riders), and everyone else who wish they were equestrians." -me and cupcake

"if i didnt own a horse, my car would be a farrari." -anonymous

ill think of more later.
 
nance said:
OMG! that was the funniest movie!

Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!
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:lol: my mom loved it!

and then Long Duck Dong goes "Hello, hot stuff"

I liked this one:

"Mike thinks I'm a dork."
"Mike is a dork."

:lol: did you know that John Cusack was one of the geeks??? I think he was the shorter one. and Joan Cusack was the geek girl that danced with Long Duck Dong. :lol:

yeah, I can tell, Alias_Obssesed_47. :lol: my friend Kashia is a horse person too. ^_^
 
Vaughn_Lovah said:
"Ill have The Rapist for 500"
"Thats THERAPIST!" -Sean Connery to Alex Tribeck on SNL
hehehehe
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that is one of my favorite SNL quotes!!

"I'll take objects for 1000, Alex."
"You drink water out of this."
"A leather glove?" -sean connery, celebrity jeopardy

"I'll take famous titties for 100."
"That's famous TITLES, Mr. Connery."


"Sprecenze DICK?!" Chris Kattan, Gay Hitler

"I'm not really sure where we are...all I know is we drove from Sacramento. I've never been to this neck of the woods...okay, so there's no woods around here...I've never been to this neck of the rice patties," Lead singer of Coldplay at their concert I went to

"Beuller? Beuller?"
"Blank-doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? VOO-doo economics." Ben Stein, Ferris Beuller

"The navy did a 6 million dollar experiment- and sufficiently concluded that water freezes in cold weather"

"Paging Dr. Backbone to the pachingo ward" -Dr. Kelso, Scrubs

And one of my own creations:
"One test shouldn't define your entire grade- so why do we have finals? Even the NBA finals are best of seven!"

More to come, I'm sure-- and sorry if I repeated, I didn't read all the way through.

Rachel
 
Ive got 2 great ones here.
This one is a classic from all the "Friday" movies
"You got knocked the F*ck out!"

A different and great quote
"Anyone you tells you that money is the root of all evil, Doesn't F*cking have any!"-Boiler Room
 
i was just sitting in my review session tonight when all of a sudden a really funny homer simpson quote popped into my head and i started to giggle really quietly. :D

"AHHH!!! i mean... HAAAH-llo!!" - homer simpson.

:lol: aahahahahahahaa....ahh, i love it. i think it's funnier seeing him say it in my head. :D
 
hehehe I was watching this last night....^_^

"Fee Fi Fo Fum...I Smell.......THE FINGERPRINTS OF SCUM!!!" -Ace Ventura

"Slinky Slinky Everyone Wants A Slinky, Slinky Slinky Everyone Get A Slinky, Slinky Slinky Go Slinky Go!" -Ace Ventura
 
Oh yea, I read this one on somewhere its from a book or something but I forgot what...anyway...

"Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been'"
 
Vaughn_Lovah said:
Oh yea, I read this one on somewhere its from a book or something but I forgot what...anyway...

"Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been'"
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It's actually from a poem, by I *think* John Greenleaf Whittier. But don't quote me on that.
 
No prob. ;)

I like one of the quotes in my sig... i got it off a hallmark card. "I may have emotional baggage, but at least it's cute and matches."
 
If I was at home, I could have a lot of quotes...but since I'm not....

"a satn-proof cooler?" ~unknown
"You mean a SIRI-proof cooler!" ~Bebri
(member lounge) -gee I'm shallow....

"If we end up sharing a cell in a federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer" ~Weiss

"Change your attitude, and your perception of the problem will change"

"life is a dream that you control. It's your choice. It can be wonderful or not. when you wake up, you will look back on it."
 
yeah so i was extremely bored today :lol:

mmmhmmm here yah go:


~~~We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-- Jeff Marder
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~~~I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
-- Patrick Murray
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:lol: LOVE THIS ONE, all my ladys- this for youuuu!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
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:lol: Poor fella, it's good to be a teen.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
-- Nick Arnette
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Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
-- Rita Rudner
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^_^ fun.
 

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