Favorite Quotes

[alias_fan]

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I realized who was telling me this." -Anonymous

“There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.”
- Rita Holt
“Sometimes I lie awake at might, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
- Charles M. Schulz

“Some national parks have long wildlife lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.”
- George Carlin

 

[btvaughn]

I could never pick just one favorite quote, I have a good 15 pages of them!
But some favorites are:
The Last of the Mohicans
Cora: Justice? If that's justice, than the sooner French guns blow the English army out of America the better it would be for the people here!
Munro: You do not know what you're saying, girl!
Cora: Yes I do, I know exactly what I'm saying, and if it is sedition, than I am guilty of sedition too!

The Birdcage:
Albert: You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!

Ever After
~Prince Henry: You told me it was a matter of life or death.
Leonardo DaVinci: A woman always is.

Gladiator
~Lucilla: Is Rome worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him.

And:
Each day, I wake up one day closer to the future I’ve always dreamed of.

Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.

I sought for love, but love ran away from me. I sought my soul, but my soul I couldn’t see. Then I sought you, and I found all three.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared with what lies within us.

All right I'll stop for now!

 

[Vaughn_Lovah]

"Id rather burn out than fade away" - Kurt Cobain
very nice quote.

 

[Victoria King]

i love quotes, all my friends we buy each other quote books for birthdays and holidays!

 

[alias_fan]

i found this book of quotes that a person wrote at school(i think she was 7th grade) and we were reading them in newspaper(not bad) and one said
"I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool."
it was odd.

 

[Vaughn_Lovah]

Ive heard that one before.

"Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman." -Austin Powers

 

[alias_fan]

odd. very odd. i need my friend here. she has all the good quotes... mostly because she says them.

 

[quietgirl27012]

From one of the girls on my floor, "I never wanted to know what dick tasted like either, but I found out anyway"

 

[quietgirl27012]

From one of the girls on my floor, "I never wanted to know what dick tasted like either, but I found out anyway"

 

[a.k.a.Kate_Jones]

"I don't know how to kiss you or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?" - Ingrid Bergman

"Experience is the name everyone gives his mistakes"- Elbert Hubbard

"Look at me: I worked my up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." -Groucho Marx

"I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of corn flakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger. It's not you're fault, Felix: it's just a rotten combination."-Walter Matthau, The Odd Couple

"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."-Groucho Marx

"A friend is a person who knows all about you, and still likes you." Elbert Hubbard

"We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."-Will Rogers

"America is too great for small dreams" -Ronald Reagan

"If you want anything, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put lips together and blow."-Lauren Bacall, To Have and To Have Not

I came to Casablanca for the waters.
But we're in the middle of the desert!
I was misinformed.
-Humphrey Bogart and Claude Rains

 

[Chanel]

oh yeah!!1

 

[Chanel]

I have all the answers, I never said they were right!
~Anonymous

~ no one live without getting older.~ unknown

~dark helmet! ~spaceballs!

 

[Vaughn_Lovah]

xoxilovevaughnxox you reminded me of one...hehehehe

"May the schwartz be with you." Spaceballs

 

[Natalie]

These are some qoute's from my members and myself on my forum and this forum:

"i learned something useful today: it's generally not a good idea to decorate with bread."~fledermaus

"I was so mad a chicken had to die!... Ok not really..."~Frodo

"*Alias56 Rides in her super de dooper bathtub with M16's atached to the sides and blasts away everyone on the hill!* But before they DIE Alias56 squesh's them all into supper! YUMYY!!
MY HILL!!!! By the way! *Wiggles her bottom to the crowd*"~Me! ...Don't ask...

"You ate... WHAT!? you betta be kiding missy!"~Ninja Gal

"Your incredible, don't let your spirts be dampened!"~Frodo

I'll add more soon!

 

[Victoria King]

LOL, fledermaus' is great!LOL!
here's one from the tc, i think it was said by akakatejones!
"kiss me im irish" but said by a drunken russian squirrel that is slurring!LOL

 

[a.k.a.Kate_Jones]

ah yes, my very drunken squirrel line. I really should get him a squirrel-sized AA book.

 

[Victoria King]

LOL!!!!!!!we need to be like the red cross and distrubute pamplats about alcholism to the squirrel troops, becuase they are bad!
"Squirrels! Stop the Drinking, More Vodka For everyone else plus your livers cant take it! They are too small!"LOL

 

[Vaughn_Lovah]

Here is a good one....

"Life is too short to be pissed off all of the time, its just not worth it." -American History X

 

[crazy spinster]

"I know that people call me a feminest whenever I express sentiments that differenciate me from a doormat or a prostitute."- Unknown

the original quote is by rebecca west in 1913:

"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat."

 

[Vaughn_Lovah]

Alright here is one I heard in English today, I dont know if Im getting it right and if Im not Ill correct it later.

"felgercarb always makes the grass greener."

here is another...

"Heeeeeeeey Yooooooou Guuuuuuuuuys!!!"-Sloth(Goonies)