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Honey I Shrunk The Spies

Discussion in 'Creative Writing & Arts' started by Sarah Vartan, Jun 16, 2003.

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  1. Sarah Vartan

    Sarah Vartan Rocket Ranger

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    Honey I Shrunk The Spies
    Disclaimer: Although I would love to hunt down J.J. write now and wring his neck and make
    him change the finale, I cannot do that, and I don't own any of his characters either.

    Genre: Humorous (At least I hope so)

    Rating: G

    Authors Note: None of this really happened, this is just my brain going crazy and
    needing something funny to write, because I'm tired of all the sad stories, hope it cheers you up!


    Previously On Alias
    "Vaughn why are you wearing that ring?"

    "Syd...you've been missing for almost 2 years."


    Chapter 1

    Vaughn looked at me, and then started bursting out laughing. Jack then came out too,

    followed by Irina, Will, Dixon, Marshall, Kendall, and Sark. They all came out and were laughing,

    Kendall's face was even turning bright red. "Okay...what is this a joke?"

    "Just kidding, Syd! We are all so proud of you, you killed the real double, Francie, and

    since you did that, it seems Sloane's been missing, and well, Jack got to the Rambaldi device,

    and here it is." Vaughn chuckled.

    "What about Will?" I said looking at him.

    "I had some bad injuries, but I was taken to the hospital and they treated me,

    and I'm better now" Will said.

    I was so happy so I went over to him and hugged him. Then I went over to Vaughn and he

    took off the ring, got down on one knee, and pulled another one out of his pocket."

    "Syd...you are the only one I would ever want to marry, you're my life, and

    the reason I wake up every morning. Will you marry me?"

    I started to cry and kissed him. "Of course I'll marry you I said!"

    Just then everyone applauded, and it seemed life was all good again. Sark

    and my mother were even cooperating. Then, as if things couldn't get better, Jack

    cleared his throat, and said, "I also have an announcement to make. I would like to

    renew my wedding vowels with Irina Derevko." My mother smiled, and Jack also

    got out a ring and said, "Irina will you be with me again, and love me for who I am?"

    "Of course she said, and they kissed. Everyone clapped.

    "Wow, 3 announcements in 1 day", Marshall said, glaring at Carrie.

    Carrie's eyes widened and she smiled, just then Marshall started to...sing, 'Sugar

    Pie Honey Bunch' to Carrie. She looked away and turned red. Marshall smiled, "Will

    you marry me, Carrie?"

    "You're sweating like a pig, Marshall!" Carrie replied.

    He wiped his forehead, "Yes I know, I'm sorry, I'm not good with this stuff!"

    "It's okay, sweetie, I'll marry you!" they kissed.

    "Well...that seemed to go pretty well!" Marshall said and smiled sheepishly.

    Now if I could figure out what this Rambaldi device does___" He hit a switch.


    Before I knew what was happening, there was a deafening bang, and the

    ground started rushing up toward me at an incredible rate. "AHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed

    but I couldn't even hear my own voice. It felt like I was on a roller coaster, or jumping from a

    147 story building, the ground was racing up at me, and my stomach was doing flip-flops.

    Then..it just stopped. All was quiet when I finally hit the floor, I couldn't believe I was still

    breathing. I had just fell from a huge distance, and I was fine. But, then I realized, I hadn't fallen

    at all. I had...I had shrunk, we had all shrunk...ant size.
     
  2. She'sgood

    She'sgood Rocket Ranger

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    LOL that was sooooo good write more!!!!!
     
  3. Moriel

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    lmao!
     
  4. *SPYnish*

    *SPYnish* Rocket Ranger

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    It´s Very funny, there are a lot of weddings :P
     
  5. LightTraveller

    LightTraveller Rocket Ranger

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    that's pretty funny, please continue writing this story.o and the 147 story building lol
     
  6. bluheart13

    bluheart13 Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. AliasDog

    AliasDog Rocket Ranger

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    I like how you put the 47 in the 147 story building. Have Will marry, uh, someone not important.
     
  8. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    that was so funny! keep writing! i love it. that was funny! i love reading humor fics. yours and mandis are the best!
     
  9. twinzz2003

    twinzz2003 Rocket Ranger

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    I loved the Marshall and Carrie part!! LOL!! That was so funny!! Write more!!
     
  10. AliasBabe12

    AliasBabe12 Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO!!! :ROFLMAO: this is so hilarious i luved the marshall carrie part too *sugar pie honey bunch* i was rolling when i read that part :LOL: and btw this is a GOOD story keep writing!!
    ~Kay~
     
  11. alias8000

    alias8000 Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO!! :ROFLMAO: This is funny! Everything is perfect and funny!! LMAO!! Marshall singing!! :ROFLMAO: When you write a new chapter could you PM me!! LMAO!!!
     
  12. Sarah Vartan

    Sarah Vartan Rocket Ranger

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    Okay, here's the second chapter! Thanks 2 everyone who R/R :D




    Chapter 2


    The first instinct that came over all of us was to throw things at Marshall, but

    once we contained ourselves, we realized that wasn't such a smart idea. So, then we

    went to our back-up plan, panic. "What are we going to do?" my father asked finally.

    "Actually, this size is kinda fun, because I mean, hey this way Sloane will never be able

    to find us!"

    "Marshall!" Kendall raged, "You better grow us back to our regualar size, or else..."

    "Oh, right away, sir...now...hmmm, if only I could reached the device."

    "Let's just face it, we're doomed!" Carrie whimpered uncontrolably."

    "STOP IT!" my mother shouted, "Now you all are acting like babies, we have 2 ways

    to approach this; either we panic, and never get anywhere, or...we don't panic..and still never

    get anywhere." Irina sighed, and sat down next to Jack who was speechless.


    "What exactly did you press, Marshall?" Kendall said glaring at him.

    "I just hit one of the little red buttons on the side."

    "Okay, Vaughn said, "Marshall may be the tech-guy, but let's face it, he's

    too small to fix anything right now, what we need to do is try and get the attention of

    some of the agents inside Headquarters, and tell them to press the button."

    "I'm curious..Agent Vaughn, how exactly do you plan on doing that in the middle

    of Hong Kong?" Jack asked.

    "Right..good point, which leads me to my second point-------COCKROACH!!!!!"

    That's when I saw the giant cockroach, who was as big as us. He was coming right towards

    us.

    "I would use the fire extinguisher, but I can't reach it!" my mom yelled.

    "So we take off our shoes and throw them at him!" I yelled.

    We all took of our shoes and threw them at the cockroach as hard as we

    could, but it just slowed him down. "Now what?!?" I asked impatiently.

    "I have an idea!" Michael shouted, and he took off his tie, and swung it around

    in the air, then, like a professional bull-rider, I lassoed that stupid cockroach. Everyone

    else grabbed their shoes and beat him down to death.

    I went over and kissed Michael, and then said, "Just out of curiousity, when did

    learn to lasso like that?"

    "Oh.." Michael blushed.."I kinda picked it up a couple years ago."

    Everyone laughed, except...then came the stench. That horrible stench.

    "UGHHH" we need to get out of here..NOW!" my mom yelled, and we ran into

    another room.

    "You really don't plan on walking to L.A. do you?" Jack asked her.

    "No, but we need to find something to get out of here with."

    "Stop fighting you two," I yelled, "It's not getting us anywhere. We can't

    go back to L.A. yet, not without the Rambaldi device, and we can't get that until we're

    our normal sizes again. I have an idea."


    "So, how are we going to do this again?" Will asked me, as we all stared up

    at the phone on the table.

    "We all have to take off some of our clothes, and tie it into a ladder. Then, we

    can get up to the table, and all of us can help call Headquarters for help."

    "And what exactly are we going to tell them?" Kendall asked, "Help, Marshall

    accidently pushed a button on the Rambaldi device and now we're all the size of peas?"

    "It's better than nothing," I said quietly."

    Jack then started laughing so hard, that Kendall had to pound him on the back to

    make him stop. "I'm sorry, I just find this whole situation...rather funny!"

    End of Ch. 2
     
  13. alias8000

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    Wait a minute.......JACK LAUGHING? It's a miracle........

    LMAO!! Cockroach!! I remember that in the movie!!
     
  14. bluheart13

    bluheart13 Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO THIS STORY IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  15. AliasBabe12

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    this is so funny thanx so much for the PM hope you get to post more soon
    ~Kay~
     
  16. She'sgood

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    OMG this is sooooo funny you have to write more!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. *SPYnish*

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    It´s Very Funny. Vaughn and the cockroach :LOL: ???? LOL


    ~Natalia~
     
  18. Ames47

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    this is hilarious!!! hope you have more up soon!!
     
  19. Moriel

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    ya, more?
     
  20. twinzz2003

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    Very Funny!! Please post more!
     

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