Sloane: Sneaky Evil Rodent Man who needs Rambaldi to feel like a man.
Marshall: Super Swank Technology Man.
Kendall: Bald Director who is destined to be eternally boring.
Sark: Handsome British Bad Guy.
Sydney: Intelligent yet Beautiful Spy with excellent tactics.
Vaughn: Handsome Spy.
Weiss: Funny and Goofy Spy.
Will: Cute CIA Analyst
Alison/Freplica: Very Dead Evil Woman who does impersonations
Irina: Intelligent, Sexy yet Elusive and hard to resist Woman
Jack: Protective, Smart, Suave Spy Guy who has issues with family members, especially his wife
Dixon: Spy desperate for revenge
Francie: Dead Good Woman who was a boring while she was alive