Odd Things That Deserve Attention

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Victoria King

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Starting the odd thread once again. but im soo upset, becuase all my beautiful and amazing poetic :blink: and stimulating stories are lost! therefore i am bringing back the odd thread, because i think we all need a place where we can just let our very creative and excentric side come out(im being nice!LOL) hopefully i can rack my brain and pull out the squirrel story! And always remember the Evil Furniture Baron!(LOL, the evil server killed him!LOL! :D )
 
hmmmm...that is something to think about: the Evil Furniture Baron defeated by the Super-Evil Server..... :lol: just imagine, like that one scene in the old Star Wars between Darth and Obi-Wan....:lol:

"Give up mr. furniture baron. Behold, for I am the Super-Evil Server. I will erase you forever from the pages of the Tomboy Clique! muwahahahaha"
"I will never give up!! Never! I am the stuff of legends. You may erase me, but they will never forget me. But you must admit, evil furniture is a good way to attempt at world domination."
*they pause to exchange plans for taking over the world*
"Hmm, yes, well, it was a good idea, but there's no better way to destroy the ideas of people than the internet!! now, enough of this chit-chat, and let us continue our fight."
*they continue fighting.*

While the Evil Furniture Baron fought bravely, the super-high tech skills of the Super-Evil Server proved to much for him. He plunged down into the depths of..well, wherever old, dusty computers and 80s-era clothing is kept, but miraculously, he survived, and is plotting his comeback in one of many furniture stores.

:lol: I know, I know, I need help. But don't we all? :lol:

The history of the evil furniture baron is next.... ^_^
 
poor vicki...except now you have a nice new (almost)completely blank thread you can fill up and make more ideas and terrorize poor little old ladies in nursing homes to.(if you ever happened to read one to a little old lady in a nursing home. but i don't know why you would... maybe you can terrorize a poor little kid instead. i'm not sure but terrorize looks cool b/c it has a "z" and i just think it looks cool.)
 
LOL!!! 80s era clothing!LOL, yes we all do need help because right now believe it or not, i am actually trying to remember all my crazy stories and trying to bring them back from the dead(o like elektra!LOL or like irina!LOL) irina you have to raise the frozen and inflatable chair ones from the dead!! LOL, okay correct me if i am missing any(see how much help i need!)- okay, of coures sd-4, the latest baron and sydney run in including vaughn and syd in squirrel suits, vaughn and sydney at girl scouts, and oh how can i forget! the mother of all squirrels and the poster and the vaughn dying by acrons!oh irina, we mustnt forget vaughn and his oh so sexy hot dog suit!LOL, okay irina, can i use those hours with dr. bartnett now?please, i am in dire need of them!LOL
 
LMAO VICKI, I am working on it right now, I almost cried when I realized our wonderful It Would Never's weren't there lmao, but I think I have the forzen saved but i will work on the chairs! And 80's wow, man how I missed it here for one whole day, i was going nuts! ::giggles evilly as she looks through her word documents for certain things ;) :P :: o wow at least we have a fresh slate to start with Vicki, lol i can be an idiot all over again!!! (i say idiot a lot, and my mom points it out all the time, especially when i am driving..hehe)
 
don't worry, i used to say retarded a lot....I was annoying myself to death (is that even possible??). but fourtunately, my annoying inner self got the idea and finally shut up.

it takes all my energy to battle that annoying inner self. :lol:
 
Where should i start, i guess at the beginning, okay, seven years ago, i was approached by a squirrel saying i fit a profile mostly because i can speak squiggley and because i look good in every color wig and that i should contact him about a job with the TIA(Trees Intelligance Agency). At first i wasnt so sure about it, i mean i just graduated from fifth grade but the fact was i wasnt enjoying any of the classes i was in and i was beginning to get bored with finger painting lopsided turkeys and tracing maps of desolate parts of Alaska and the highlight of my life was asking my teacher for extra homework on the origins of squiggley and its ppl. So i called him and was given a job at the nearby park. But within months, a tiny squirrel with a plaid vest came up to me and said it was time. He took me to the tall tree that stood at the edge of the park and led me into an opening at the trunk of it. I was being led right into the center of SD-4(which at the time i thought was TIA, the good guys). I felt widly patriotic, a sudden rush of tree-loving, all these ppl here working to save trees and the world from the evil furniture baron. and that is when i met the head director of SD-4(which means Squirrels dominate), Acron Sloane. I have had to keep my secret life from everybody until i met Danny. Danny and i were engaged but i couldnt keep my life a secret from him, so i told him and while i was in the depths of the Amazon contacting the flying squirrels there, Sloane had him killed. That was when i found out that i was working for the very ppl i thought i was working against. Now i am a double agent for the real TIA.
*i think its close, i forgot a few parts and added, but its close, now i must work on the others!!!
 
phew i can breathe!!!!okay onto the next one!!i hope i get all my favorites correct because i loved them soo much, well im getting to work on them!
 
YEA!!!! Vicki you still have it in you! not that you would have lost it in a day and night lol alright here is my frozen one i will post it here because it think it belongs here lol it's a little different i guess its Updated

The scene opens with a widescreen shot of a deep blue sea; we can see a small dot in the middle of the screen as it slowly pans downward towards the dot, revealing Irina. The waves slowly lap against the sides of the floating debris she rests on, she is singing incoherently but we can pick up the tune of "Oh Danny Boy." Her hands are intertwined with Jack's, who is hanging off the side of the wreckage he seems to be sleeping, his head resting on his arm, and his hands strongly clutching Irinas.
Irina stretches her neck to the side, and spots a nearby island, at first she thinks it to be a mirage, and then realizes she just finished a bottle of water no more than five minutes ago, so she couldn't be dehydrated. The island was close enough to swim to.
Irina turned to Jack, shaking his hands, and whispering, "Jack....Jack....Jack wake-up," we see tears forming in her eyes as she keeps trying to revive him, he does not respond. "Jack there's an island, Jack, wake-up, Jack!" She sniffles loudly, as tears begin to pour down her cheeks. She kisses his hands and in a barely audible whisper says, "I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." She kisses his forehead, and slowly unclasps their hands, letting his deathly pale form, drift downwards to a watery grave, when all the sudden.
"Like hell you won't let go woman! Now get your @$$ in here and help me swim this thing to shore." Jack snorts in disgust and roles his eyes as he pulls her into the water. She gives a typical 'Irina pout,' and says in Russian, "You never let me have any fun." He responds with a typical 'Jack deathglare,' before they both burst into fits of laughter and they kick to shore.
 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yah we both still have it, and wow, i was squeling when i saw you posted it, yeah i am just a tad hyper!!LOL and wow what is it with us and danny boy!LOL great as always irina! okay here is the mother of all squirrels.
-It started out just like any other normal day for sydney bristow, taking off her bright red wig and tall spikey boots she jogged to the cia offices, unaware of what she would find when she arrived. EVerything seemed normal, well atleast normal for a cia building to a double agent!
Going through the back, and finally making her way into the main cia office, she saw what was wrong. terribly wrong. There were squirrels everywhere, tall squirrels, fat squirrels, short squirrels, skinny squirrels, irish squirrels with kilts and bagpipes, but mainly there were just drunken russian squirrels everywhere.
she scanned the room for any signs of her fellow agents specifically a very hot handler, all while trying to be very secretive so as not to be seen. He saw her immediately and began to nod his head as trying to get her attention but all she saw was the army of squirrels guarding him while all the agents were gagged and tied and surronded by acron and pine cone bombs.
She finally saw him and he motioned her to go to his office, why she did not know but she trusted him, he was her guardian tree angel. But how to get there was the problem, suddenly sydney remembered her jedi powers she had recieved from yoda(remind me to make this one!!!lol) and quickly floated to the top of the ceiling and flew to his office.
once inside, she found on his desk a file that said, top secret: how to kill deadly squirrels lying next to it was a light saber and a rubber ducky. quickly grabbing all three things sydney flew(and i do mean flew!) out of the room and started attacking!!
First to get passed the squirrels guarding her beloved, she zapped one and it was sent flying through the air and started screaming in a very high pitch "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" before bursting into flames and making fireworks in the shape of vaughn. now this sight made many of the squirrels stop what they were doing and look up to the sky for they all loved vaughn.
but sydney didnt notice she kept going after squirrel after squirrel while many just sat and stared at the show(three even left for a second and came back with lawnchairs and a picnic, they set up shop on the far side on a set of steps to see it in a more observant view, you can hear them very faintly ooing and awwwing!)
After freeing several agents including vaughn, the squirrels became furious upon noticing the escapement of hostages, adn began to throw acrons and tree leaves at them. Sydney went to help marshall who was shouting in pokemon while trying to think of the equation of how the squirrels could bust into fireworks shaped like vaughn(and every so often a jack one, for you all know who!!)
all of a sudden sydney heard vuaghn yell out,"Sydney!!"
but it was too late when she turned around, she saw the mother of all squirrels throwing the mother of all acrons straight at her, she could see the spinning tip of the acron headed right for her throat but was shocked when it didnt and instead something else landed on her.
Vaughn. normally this wouldnt have been a problem, but he wasnt lying on her, he fell on her becuase he had taken the acron for her.
(the two squirrels who were in the corner playing bagpipes and riverdancing, saw the sad scene and quickly came to their side, playing oh danny boy while one did a very sorrowful interpetive dance)
Vaughn,Vaughn why did you do that?
Sydney i couldnt let you die, not with the evil baron still free and plus i need to tel you something,
"yes what is it? vuaghn, please stay with me, please!"-tears began to form and drop silently onto him
"first can you do something for me?
yes anything what is it?
Please tell that dumb squirrel to stop singing, he is off pitch and very shrill plus freaking annoying
*sydney didnt take her eyes off vaughn but kicked the two squirrels*
okay what? please vaughn tell me!
"sydney i ..... love......*cough coughhacking cough rattling cough* you.*then he falls over dead suddenly!
*sydney pulls him in close and cries extremely loud with very strange noises making baby squirrels run and hide while screaming for their mommies*
but one brave little squirrel goes up to her and gently taps her shoulder
excs, me miss, but he is not dead, an acron doesnt kill only poisons and puts you to sleep for a lil bit! here use this and he will live.
*the little squirrel handed her a miniscule lightsaber, and pointed it at where the acron was emerged in his skin!*
no i cant i cant plunge that in his heart
you must if you want him to live
*looking at the light saber then at vaughn then back to the lightsaber(the irish singing squirrel regains consciencnous and resumes playing a mournful song!accompianed by a snare drum player playing intense rolls moving with sydney 's movements)She finally whispers teh words im sorry and plunges it into his heart.
in seconds he springs up and says sydney, so gently but then yells, i thought i told you to shut up that dumb squirrel*then knocks at the squirrel which flys across the room while the bagpipe gets smashed against the wall and makes a loud painful noise*
lets get out of here
okay, sydney says and they walk out of the mayhem the ensues around them, tia agents fighting squirrels of all sizes with lightsabers and acrons, vaughn and jack fireworks brusting here and there and somewhere out of the thick smoke you can hear a faint song being played on a broken bagpipe, oh danny boy!
*sooo, it wasnt as good as the first, but the overall concept is the same! blasted server!LOL
 
There were squirrels everywhere, tall squirrels, fat squirrels, short squirrels, skinny squirrels, irish squirrels with kilts and bagpipes, but mainly there were just drunken russian squirrels everywhere.
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and every so often a jack one, for you all know who!!)hear a faint song being played on a broken bagpipe, oh danny boy!
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ROTFLMAO....i can't breathe, lol the first quote is when i started laughing and i haven't stopped. LOL and when did irish squirrels where kilts??? lmao and YEA JACK FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! :::giggles giddly and stares around her room and waiting for some to appear, but sadly they don't::
Vicki, I am speechless, that is the best, i probably won't post another till either tomorrow or late tonight i do have hw to do but you rock!!!
 
Irina Bristow said:
when did irish squirrels where kilts??? lmao and YEA JACK FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! :::giggles giddly and stares around her room and waiting for some to appear, but sadly they don't::
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the kilts came about oh about thirty minutes ago when i rewrote it!LOL!!!!!!! i remember kate saying something like that and i had to add it because that is just funny! and LOL, you looking for jack fireworks is even more funny then me calling myself vicki!!!LOL :P okay just thought of this one and its NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(i feel like on an informercial, brand new and only for a limited time(and hopefully this one remains on!!!! :rolleyes: )
-Review of RiverTree-
All week i have heard of the sensational reviews of this wildly popular spectacular, so i had to see it ofr myself. having no prenotion before seeing it, i was astounded at what i saw! it was speechless, breathtaking, astounding, pure genius!! :D
When the curtain opened a tiny squirrel waddled on stage and nodded at the audience then in perfect squiggley told the story of a lost TIA agent in Ireland and of her love for a man. Playing in the backgournd was a mournful and powerfully moving song played by a very plump squirrel with a short green kilt on a bagpipe.
After this the lights flashed and out came two rows of identical looking squirrels, all with long curly red hair down to their bushy tails. the music became lively and out of the center came one with bright red(more red than the others) cut short but instead of the kilts and step shoes, she was wearing an elegant black ensemble with combat boots. the image of her running out of the perfectly in step ssquirrels and music is still in my mind. one of the best scenes of the play.
Another higlight of this show, is the part where the peaceful Ireland hills are disrupted by a gang of drunk russian squirrels who have muffed caps on their heads and throw acrons at them, a very suspensefull scene, but once again breathtaking. ^_^
Later on, when her and her lover(the hunkiest spy squirrel of the TIA) do a duet it is just amazing and very touching i had to exit the theatre bc of how hard i was crying. because at one part she thought he was someone else and almost killed him but saw the scar she gave him and recognized him for who his is.
I will not give away the main plot and ending to this play becuase it is truly astounding, i couldnt move from the seat once it was over, i was hypnotized, the images of squirrels dancing ran over and over in my mind, pur genius is all i can say! i highly reccomend it! (y)
*okay, who wants to drive me to the insane asylum, i am going on my own will please remind them that one!!! :rolleyes: LOL ;)
 
Victoria King said:
Irina Bristow said:
when did irish squirrels where kilts??? lmao and YEA JACK FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! :::giggles giddly and stares around her room and waiting for some to appear, but sadly they don't::
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the kilts came about oh about thirty minutes ago when i rewrote it!LOL!!!!!!! i remember kate saying something like that and i had to add it because that is just funny!
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not to mention all the russian squirrels have extremely thick accents (now can't you just imagine "Oh Danny Boy" being sung with a russian accent? :D ) also there is one Irish squirrel who simply cannot control himself around liquor, so there he was, standing (or maybe almost standing, he was very drunk you know) in the middle of all that chaos, with a red plastic cup in his hand (even though the russian squirrels all drink from flasks, he had to make do with what there was in the TIA break room). and as I was observing him, he stumbled over to one lone TIA agent and slurred, "Kiss me, I'm Irish" over and over again.

I hope his liver holds out. Do squirrels even HAVE livers???

random thought :D
 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my side hurts!! and yes very good but random question: do squirrels have livers?! and omg, kiss me im irish, this saying will have new meaning to me from now on!omg i cant stop laughing!
 
SiriCerasi said:
oh no, this thread is gone! Just reading it could make me happy any day :smiley:
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^_^ im glad we make you happy and yes, whenever i need a boost i always leaf through all the crazy convos adn stories we have come up with! :P which i wish we could keep anonymous! :Ph34r:
 
a.k.a.Kate_Jones said:
:lol: vicki, do you remember the girl scout story?? that one was hilarious!!
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yes i do!! i am going to post that one along with the confrontation between evil baron and sydney and the deer and yak one tomorrow!!! :D so you have something to look forward too!LOL :P
 
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