Queens of the Battery

of course you can be it! come around the tomboy clique sometime!sorry im not updating right now, im too busy with projects and the oscars!LOL
 
Victoria King said:
THANKS A56! and of course you can be in it! of course!
and siri, just read my posts of the story because you have a classic siri line!lol!
working on a huge project right now, so i might not be able to update, but i might but i wouldnt hold your breath or anything!
*Starts to Breath again* Whew I was going purple. Thanks for puting me in the story, Vikki!!! :woot:
 
ok, since it IS getting a bit off topic, I promise after this I'll shut my trap :smiley:D)

anyways.... TC stands for the one, the only, Tomboy Clique. It is located in the Members Lounge, and in the Random Forum. The Odd thread, which contains several of Vicki's lovely stories and my rantings about Kenneth-the-evil-devilspawn, is in the Members Lounge.

Please extinguish all flammable items, and fasten your seatbelt. Thank you for flying with us, we hope you have a safe journey. :D
 
very nice directions kate! and i hope we see you there fledermaus! enjoy your trip!lol and i promise when i get back on tonight after dance you will have another part of the story!!with two new additions!a56 and fledermaus!
 
finally an update! ENJOY! Bon appetite!
*We rejoin the brave hobbit marshall, jo, go syd poppy and the tap dancing battery in the season one forum. they managed through the sesason two forum without fear except everyonce in a while marshall would start shouting in ewok and the rest of his crew would walk alittle farther away from him talking nicely to the ppl of season two. now into season one they notice a two ppl sitting down holding a rather large bag marked "BUNNY" and one is also carrying a light saber.
go syd goes up to her against marshall's wishes(uh uh! she's got a weapon she could kill me then what would you do allalias woul be lost alias would be lost then you would be lost and.......)
"excuse me? but are you by chance an alias spyee agent?"
at first the girl looked stunned and taken aback then smiled at noticing the purple hair.
"yes i am, go syd, nice to see you once again."
"as well as you a56.what is in the bag? and hello, im go syd."(he says to the other person sitting next a56)
"im fledermaus, i do not like squirrels and am here to fight them off, and of course to eat popcorn and see the wonderful collection of paper clip buddies."
"yah! another squirrel hater! hi-five!"jo jumps up and greets fledermaus with genorisity!
but go syd is still curious about the bag. "what is in that agian?"
oh this? just a captive i found trying to steal the battery but i caught him."
"so you know about the battery? how did you find out?!"
"I didnt have to find out, i knew.. a spyee agent always knows things before they happen. and i knew you would be coming here to get me, i would like to protect the battery and fight for the tc!"a56 told him while staring up at the sky which is becoming greyer by the second.
"We'd love to have a spyee agent!im jo and this is my sidekick the poppy king!" the popcorn bows.
"hi! thank you, then shall we go on our way."
"yes lets go! marshall stop trying to see how tall you can stack your documentaries lets go!"
*and like taht the protectors of the tap dancing battery grew by two!

*In the dark of the night, vicki, irina, kate, siri and porter venture out to see exactly where did their friend go. Was she honestly following a squirrel? THis is what they had to find out and must find out before it is too late. They walked for miles past rocky hill of rocky hill every once there would be a dead squirrel lying about on the path, all of the girls had to be very strong to stay on the path, each time their eyes met with this horrendous site at least one would start to scream while the others would hit her over the head with a stapler or a paper clip. EAch step someone would whisper oh on alias right now...... o i bet vaughn is smiling......syd is kicking some ........ irina better be good......finally after forty minutes of walking and being quiet(or as quiet as they could be, which isnt that quiet!) they arrived at the Furney squirrel camp. Nothing in their lives so far could have prepared them for this, nothing. They all stood there with their red wigs and spy gear, stunned, their mouths hanging open. Can this be real?
Before them stood a camp very similar to theirs(except the whole tent devoted to vaughn and the very tiny one devoted to jack which is only visited by irina). Millions upon millions of tiny tents were scattered out on the green moors, but the startling aspect of this camp was what was in the center. In the very center was a huge bonfire outlined by little logs and benches. on these benches were tiny baby squirrels singing kumbaya my lord and eating marshmellows and drinking russian orange flavored vodka. the tc's faces fell, marshmellows were theres! first they try to steal allalias then alias and now, now our bonfire.
"well at least they didnt steal our hot..." but irina's sentence stopped short when she saw what two squirrels were looking at. a squirrel who resembled vaughn was in a hot dog suit.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" porter screamed breaking through the still night. immediately everyone dropped to the ground with a thud.
"ouch!that hurt!" siri whispers as she lands on the ground.
"Bill are you okay i think i squashed you?" kate became frantic and brought bill out of her pocket but a tear began to fall from her eye. "bill?"
Bill's shiny metal physique was shattered to say in the least. His right arm was bent and going in all directions. he tried to speak but all he got out was graspy breaths of air but somehow made sense."get......the .......squirrels...."
Vicki and Porter couldnt bare this anymore she went and sat on a near by rock. tears began to well up in everyone's eyes but mostly kates.
"bill? talk to me? you are going to be fine..yes you are!" kate looks at all of us and then at the paper clip in her hands which by now has developed a hacking cough.
"what do you think we should do?" kate says looking at us with eyes that are glossed over with fright.
"well.....um... what about ...... here have this." irina reaches in her pocket and reveals a very old looking bottle of vodka with aged wrapping around it. "i found this in jack's shoe, it was from our... when i first met him(she blushes!) well i was saving it because i put a device in it i found in a rambaldi manuscript and it is supposed to heal you of anything so it should work on bill." she gestures the bottle to kate.
"irina this means so much, how can i ever repay you?thank you." by this time everyone of the tc is surrounding them crying in joy and the touching moment that just occured, irina gave up vodka!
"its nothing, we need bill to accomplish this. and anytime, no need to worry." kate takes the bottle and unscrews the cap ever so slighty then allows one tiny droplet to fall into bill's open mouth. EVeryone holds their breath.
"GUABLIE!Quible et ghibjl aip tewqua?"
Suddenly everyone looks up and see a huge russian squirrel with a green and electric blue kilt on.
"vicki what did he say?!" porter whispers
"he said...hey! we have your friend captive!"

*okay im tired! sorry thats all your getting and on a cliffhanger too!im evil!LOL, jk! sorry that was short on both sides of the story but im tired!please forgive me?!
 
:rotflmao: omg i cant believe I missed this!!! I just spent half an hour in the library reading it... and im not supposed to be loud in here :lol: wow Vicki... LMAO!!!
 
hehehe :smiley: That was hilarious Victoria! Thanks for writing me in! i feel so special! :smiley: hehehe I am in home room doing my science project BY MYSELF! Since Alexis is sick today but I am not actaully doing it since I am on here! hehehehehe O well! This was great though! You are really talented.
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it vikki! Your all out to save me! That is sooooooo nice!

O and sorry porter..... :smiley: I really dont feel good. I promise when I do I'll do more then my share! :smiley:

I love it vikki! I cant wait for your next post! hehehe :smiley:
 
thanks guys!!!(and go syd you entered earlier, did you miss it?!) and im sorry not posting tonight bc im not planning on staying on long but you never know, it might get updated!stay tuned,LOL!
 
*everyone stood there in silence shocked, afraid at what they just heard was true. as they surveyed the open grounds of the squirrel camp they didnt even realize that a group of squirrels had creeped up behind them and started handcuffing them with leaves laced with acron shells(one of the hardest materials in the universe!!)
"HEY! get off me, if jack sees you you better watch out!" irina screams then sees her daughter being hassled by a squirrel." GUQIFK! GET AWAY FROM HER!" the squirrel just looked at her then got tears in her eyes, and ran away!
"thanks mom! and who knew you spoke squiggley! and where did you learn that word!"
"oh you know when you live in the gutter....."she just shrugs and they both laugh and hug. the rest of the tc is still being taken away by squirrels unfortunatly. they are being lead down theh steep path towards the camp.
still in kate's hands is the poor paperclip bill, he is coming to but is still in poor condition.
"what should we do? we have to help them!"vicki tells her mother! after taking a swig of her vodka irina answers.
"well lets see what we have: over to the left, where it looks like they are taking them is a three blocks of chees singing 42nd street and tap dancing but behind them is a tent. they must be the guards and then on the opposite side of the ....no it cant be......"
"what what is it!" vicki looks exactly where irina was looking "omg! for the love of sydney and vaughn!no! it cant be sunfire can it?"
"it sure looks like it, but remember truth takes time dont jump to assumpations, maybe is is forcing her to kiss him. maybe just maybe." her voice trails off.on the right side of the camp casting a dim shadow on one of the tents is a shadow of sunfire with light saber and all with a squirrel!
"look we musnt worry about her we have to save the gang now! ok here's the plan since i am not a wanted terrorist of the us, got it! okay, you are going to up to the cheese and start singing and tap dancing and playing a fun musical game like that! got it?"irina shakes her head yes while drinking more vodka "while you are doing that i will be sneaking around the back and break out everybody then on our way out, i will knock over the tv plug so that way everyone will be too distracted with yelling at the tv. ok?"
"sounds like a plan, and im so proud my daughter!"
"thanks mom, but you didnt have to shoot me in the arm first!"
"hey they say love hurts."
"just go get the cheese!!!"
meanwhile as irina sneaks up to teh cheese, siri, porter, kate and bill are being tied to large stumps of tree trunks with pictures of chairs all around the tent. the squirrels left as soon as they were cuffed tightly.
"kate, is bill okay?" siri asks worried for the poor paperclip.
"i....dont know." a tear falls down her face and onto the paperclips eyes. it suddenly awakes and smiles at her.
"BILL!" he nods but is still weak, but he is alive!
"you guys you do realize that irina and vicki just left us here, i knew that she was evil i knew it! why didnt i just listen the first time, i knew the first time we trusted her completely she would just turn her back on us again!"
"porter calm down, just we ahve to be patience, you know they do have to cross a time zone to get to us."
"yes that is true, very true."
"hey do you hear that?" kates ears prick up like a little fox 🦊 (sorry i just love that emticon!lol)
coming from outside the tent they began to hear irina singing how do you solve a problem like irina... and then into a heartpounding and incredible reindition of its a hard knock life full of different voices and motions, (they even heard squirrels singing allong!)
"see there's irina.....(suddenly vicki appears in the tent with a rubber duckey and a light saber) and there is vicki! thanks!"
"i couldnt leave my friends, hurry lets go!" she quickly zaps through their ropes binding them to the stumps then leads everyone out the back while irina is now onto the musical mamma mia!
"you guys will never believe this come here we ahve to grab sunfire first but i dont know if we should or not."
"what is it, what about her, is she okay?" porter whispers urgently
"she's fine alittle too fine i think just ...look"
right then all of them see sunfire and the squirrel sergio kiss. as they break away all five of them(including the paperclip) are in shock, mouths open and eyes wide in fear.
"Oh darling, im so glad i found you again, i never thought i would see you again and here at this battle of all places and our ppl against each other."
"You know sergio we could change their minds, after meeting you they would know that not all squirrels are bad."at this siri coughs and almost blows their cover in the brushes but then a miniture zebra walks out of a nearby brush holding a gun and in a secrutiy outfit. siri sighs of relief.
"what was that?! i must go sergio if anyone finds us, we will surely be hung!" sufnire looks meaningfly in his eyes and all of the girls watching close their eyes afraid that the two might kiss again!its a squirrel!evil squirrel!
"if we are hung, we are hung in the name of love. hey i have an idea i heard of this lovely place in vaughn's yard, its called pinapple cove that is on one of his trees, move there with me, lets run away from this from these ppl from this life and most importantly from these lies. lets leave now!" he begins to walk away his paw holding her hand.
sufnire pauses looks at him with worry adn love in her eyes" i .....us...lets, yes lets go now!"
all of a sudden there is a thud behind the tc and they see irina sweating and drinking more vodka she is motioning for us to go as they see huge blocks of cheese chasing after them. as sunfire and serigo run into the clear black night.
*sorry i only got to this side of the story! dont worry the others will be in tomorrows! and what did you think? yeah? or nah?
 
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