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Discussion in 'General' started by xxaliasxx35, Jun 2, 2003.

  1. xxaliasxx35

    xxaliasxx35 Ensign

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    read this, its weird!:

    ARTHUR:
    I must speak with your lord and master.

    SOLDIER #1:
    What? Ridden on a horse?

    ARTHUR:
    Yes!

    SOLDIER #1:
    You're using coconuts!

    ARTHUR:
    What?

    SOLDIER #1:
    You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

    ARTHUR:
    So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--

    SOLDIER #1:
    Where'd you get the coconuts?

    ARTHUR:
    We found them.

    SOLDIER #1:
    Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

    ARTHUR:
    What do you mean?

    SOLDIER #1:
    Well, this is a temperate zone.

    ARTHUR:
    The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

    SOLDIER #1:
    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

    ARTHUR:
    Not at all. They could be carried.

    SOLDIER #1:
    What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

    ARTHUR:
    It could grip it by the husk!

    SOLDIER #1:
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

    ARTHUR:
    Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

    SOLDIER #1:
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    ARTHUR:
    Please!

    SOLDIER #1:
    Am I right?

    ARTHUR:
    I'm not interested!

    SOLDIER #2:
    It could be carried by an African swallow!

    SOLDIER #1:
    Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

    SOLDIER #2:
    Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

    ARTHUR:
    Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

    SOLDIER #1:
    But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.

    SOLDIER #2:
    Oh, yeah.

    SOLDIER #1:
    So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
    [clop clop clop]

    SOLDIER #2:
    Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

    SOLDIER #1:
    No, they'd have to have it on a line.

    SOLDIER #2:
    Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

    SOLDIER #1:
    What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

    SOLDIER #2:
    Well, why not
     
  2. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE! I LIKE COCONUTS, COCONUTS I LIKE!
     
  3. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    Jun 2, 2003
    COCONUTS ROX MI SOX!
     
  4. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    they the best!
     
  5. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    Coconuts sitting in my hand
    Remindin' me of my island man
    And my island man sitting in his hut
    Dreamin' about my coconuts

    Coconuts floating in the sea
    I remember you, I remember me
    Coconuts dancing in the sand
    And I'm in love again with my island man

    Coconut milk is like a stream
    That comes from the mountain pure and clean
    And the man he comes to drink it up
    Never tires of the taste of those coconuts

    Coconuts floating in the sea
    I remember you, I remember me
    Coconuts dancing in the sand
    And I'm in love again with my island man

    Coconut flavor sweet and mild
    Remindin' me of my island child
    And my island child all grown up
    Out in the carnival of life jugglin' coconuts

    Coconuts floating in the sea
    I remember you, I remember me
    Coconuts dancing in the sand
    And I'm in love again with my island man
     
  6. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    I like coconuts, you can't break them open
    they smell like ladies,
    lyin in the sun

    I like coconuts you can't break them open
    they smell like ladies,
    lyin in the sun

    And if I had my way
    I'd give a coconut to everyone

    Well I gotta friend named Jack
    Look like he born in a paper sack
    well that's my friend Jack

    Oooh, c'mon Jack
    Smell these coconuts

    There's enough for everyone

    Jackie likes the smell of cut grass
    he used to play ball on Saturdays
    Playin in the sun

    Jackie likes the smell of cut grass
    he used to play ball on Saturdays
    Playin in the sun

    If Jackie had his way,
    he'd give some cut grass to everyone

    Well I gotta friend named Fred
    Look like he born in a slanty shed
    (in some versions "piece of bread)
    well that's my friend Fred

    Oooh, c'mon Fred
    Smell these coconuts

    There's enough for everyone

    Freddy likes the sound of cold drink
    he used to pop tops on Saturdays,
    sippin in the sun

    Freddy likes the sound of cold drink
    he used to pop tops on Saturdays,
    sippin in the sun

    If Freddy had his way
    ooh, he'd give a cold drink to everyone

    (I'm gonna follow my nose to where the coconut grows
    nobody knows like my nose, to find those, no)

    I like coconuts, you can't break them open and they smell like ladies,
    Lyin in the sun
     
  7. bluheart13

    bluheart13 Rocket Ranger

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    Feb 26, 2003
    heheheehe thats was pretty funny. They were getting all smar and stuff.
     
  8. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Biggest coconuts that you ever see
    nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Biggest coconuts that you ever see
    Feeling free and happy

    Come follow come follow, follow, follow me
    nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Come follow come follow, follow, follow me
    nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Biggest coconuts that you ever see
    Feeling free and happy

    Ohh, all the sunshine boys
    Let's start the party
    Ohh, all the sunshine girls
    Let's have a good time
    Ohh, everybody, were going to party tonight, tonight, tonight

    Come follow come follow, follow, follow me
    nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Come follow come follow, follow, follow me
    nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Biggest coconuts that you ever see
    Feeling free and happy

    Ohh, all the sunshine boys
    Let's start the party
    Ohh, all the sunshine girls
    Let's have a good time
    Ohh, everybody, were going to party tonight, tonight, tonight

    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    What's the matter with you
    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    Come on, come on

    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    What's the matter with you
    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    Come on, come on

    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    Biggest coconuts that you ever see
    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    Come follow come follow, follow, follow me
    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    Biggest coconuts that you ever see
    Picking coconuts from the coconut tree
    Feeling free and happy

    Ohh, all the sunshine boys
    Let's start the party
    Ohh, all the sunshine girls
    Let's have a good time
    Ohh, everybody, were going to party tonight, tonight, tonight

    Ohh, all the sunshine boys
    Let's start the party
    Ohh, all the sunshine girls
    Let's have a good time
    Ohh, everybody, were going to party tonight, tonight, tonight

    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    What's the matter with you
    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    Come on, come on

    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    What's the matter with you
    Come buy a co-co-co-nut
    Come on, come on
     
  9. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    pineapples rox too.
     
  10. Alias Obsessed 47

    Alias Obsessed 47 Rocket Ranger

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    Jun 2, 2003
    only pineapple song i could find.

    Detective is flat
    no longer is always flat out
    got the number of the getaway car
    didn't get very far
    As lucid as hell
    these images moving so fast
    like a fever
    so close to the bone
    I don't feel too well

    And if you choose
    to take that path

    I will play you like a shark
    and I'll clutch at your heart
    I'll come flying like a spark
    to enflame you

    Sleeping alone
    for pleasure, the pineapple head
    it spins and it spins
    like a number I hold
    don't remember if she was my friend
    it was a long time ago

    And if you choose
    to take that path

    Sleeping alone
    for pleasure, the pineapple head
    it spins and it spins
    like a number I hold
    don't remember if she was my friend
    it was a long time ago

    And if you choose
    to take that path
    would you come to make me pay?
     

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