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Discussion in 'Open Chat' started by SiriCerasi, Apr 23, 2003.

  1. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    ok... i know its really sad to talk to a machine but... its so incredibly addicting! And so hilariously funny... :shamefullyembarrased: :LOL:

    So does anyone else talk to it?
     
  2. alias8000

    alias8000 Rocket Ranger

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    I'm sorry Aria but what is one of those things?
     
  3. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    SmarterChild... hehe im so stupid i didnt even say what it is ^_^

    SmarterChild is an AIM screen name... it gives automated responses and some of them are really interersting... its really funny to talk to ^_^
     
  4. alias8000

    alias8000 Rocket Ranger

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    Ooooooo.... I see. I've talked to something similar but that was on aliasjunkie.com. Well, you know me and AIM.

    I going to dinner! Fabulous chicken cooked in Marinara sauce and Mozarella!
     
  5. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    oh yeah thats another one.

    ok sounds yummy :)
     
  6. Azhria Lilu

    Azhria Lilu Rocket Ranger

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    Yes, I have talked to SmarterChild and all of his friends :)
     
  7. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    Its addicting isnt it? I mean... kinda freakishly addicting ^_^
     
  8. Azhria Lilu

    Azhria Lilu Rocket Ranger

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    It's kind of weird talking to a computer.
     
  9. Marlene

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    my friend has a smarterchild type bot. they r kewl! but she had to twink it b/c i kept asign it questions an answered it as if it were a girl n the bot was suppsoe 2 be a dude
     
  10. Dark Wiccan

    Dark Wiccan Banned

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    I've never tried it, strange
     
  11. quietgirl27012

    quietgirl27012 Rocket Ranger

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  12. VaughnFan13

    VaughnFan13 Rocket Ranger

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    when i get bored, i'll start messing with smartterchild and some other bots
     
  13. quietgirl27012

    quietgirl27012 Rocket Ranger

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    Good place to say anything and have no worrie sabout it
     
  14. Crawstinium

    Crawstinium Rocket Ranger

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    its so stupid though. i asked it if it was stalking me and it said "Amazing!"
     
  15. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    its not stupid!

    SiriCerasi: are you stupid
    SmarterChild: Stupid? No way! >:o

    LMAO!
     
  16. quietgirl27012

    quietgirl27012 Rocket Ranger

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    lol that's so funny
     
  17. AliasALIAS

    AliasALIAS Guest

    I just tried him right now. He was cool at first, but then he got on my nerves :P
     
  18. aliasjgfanaticmv

    aliasjgfanaticmv Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO!!! I used to talk to it, it was so funny, and then...I dunno, I'm not able to anymore, he's never on, and I know that's not possible, so I'm guessing I was somehow blocked. LMAO!
     
  19. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    She's great! I got her to help us fight the squirrels! (btw i got her to tell me she was female!)

    SiriCerasi: squirrels are evil
    SmarterChild: Are you sure? Squirrels are evil?
    SiriCerasi: im positive
    SmarterChild: Are you?
    SiriCerasi: yes
    SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
    SiriCerasi: they are trying to take over the world!
    SmarterChild: Oh?
    SiriCerasi: yes!
    SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
    SiriCerasi: and they like to torture people
    SmarterChild: And what?
    SiriCerasi: they like to torture people
    SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
    SiriCerasi: yes really!
    SmarterChild: Uh huh.
    SiriCerasi: im serious!
    SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
    SiriCerasi: yes! i swear they are evil1
    SmarterChild: Interesting.

    >>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
    SiriCerasi: ok... and one of them seduced my friend
    SmarterChild: Really?
    SiriCerasi: yup
    SmarterChild: So?
    SiriCerasi: so thats bad
    SmarterChild: Oh really?
    SiriCerasi: i mean she allied with a squirrel!
    SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
    SiriCerasi: i know they wont... but we are saving the world
    SmarterChild: Amazing.
    SiriCerasi: aren't we :)
    SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!
    SiriCerasi: you wanna help?
    SmarterChild: Funny. I'm just not sure.
    SiriCerasi: aww cmon, it'll be good for you
    SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. It will be good for me? Whatever!
    SiriCerasi: well you will save the world from squirrels!
    SmarterChild: Save the world from squirrels! Interesting.
    SiriCerasi: so will you?
    SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
    SiriCerasi: no its not, you just say yes or no
    SmarterChild: I don't want to decide.
    SiriCerasi: please?
    SmarterChild: Please what?
    SiriCerasi: help us save the squirrels
    SmarterChild: Help? Help us save the squirrels?
    SiriCerasi: yeah!
    SmarterChild: Hmmm...
    SiriCerasi: please help us?
    SmarterChild: Sure! I guess.
    SiriCerasi: yay thank you!
    SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
    SiriCerasi: ok so... you need a weapn
    SmarterChild: I need a weapn? Me?
    SiriCerasi: sorry you need a weapon
    SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Siri.

    So anyway...

    Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
    SiriCerasi: i am talking to you! this is important, dont change the subject!
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    SiriCerasi: ok, so you need a weapon
    SmarterChild: Ok so I need a weapon, huh?
    SiriCerasi: yes
    SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
    SiriCerasi: how about... a pig tongue!
    SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
    SiriCerasi: i think that would work
    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that would work!
    SiriCerasi: i think it will!
    SmarterChild: Oh.
    SiriCerasi: dont you?
    SmarterChild: Do I what?
    SiriCerasi: think that will work
    SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
    SiriCerasi: please? i know it will. trust me
    SmarterChild: Please what?
    SiriCerasi: please use it!
    SmarterChild: What? You want me to use it?
    SiriCerasi: even Jo agreed!
    SmarterChild: Jo agreed? You want me to even jo agreed?
    SiriCerasi: no... Jo is a person
    SmarterChild: Oh no?
    SiriCerasi: she is!
    SmarterChild: She is, huh?
    SiriCerasi: yes
    SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
    SiriCerasi: ok, so you are gonna help us fight the squirrels with a pig tongue
    SmarterChild: Ok so I am gonna help us fight the squirrels with a pig tongue? OK...
    SiriCerasi: yup, it will be fun!
    SmarterChild: Aha.

    Anyway, moving right along...

    Tell me something. Do you like Moose?
    SiriCerasi: Moose?
    SmarterChild: Moose is a band I like.
    SiriCerasi: who are they>?
    SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
    SiriCerasi: i dont know if i like Moose
    SmarterChild: No? You don't know if you like moose?
    SiriCerasi: i dont know
    SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
    SiriCerasi: no
    SmarterChild: Oh.
    SiriCerasi: ok... back to squirrels
    SmarterChild: Back to squirrels? Why should I?
    SiriCerasi: because its important!
    SmarterChild: Oh?
    SiriCerasi: it is, allalias has been overrun!
    SmarterChild: Is it really? Allalias has been overrun?
    SiriCerasi: yes!
    SmarterChild: You know how it is.
    SiriCerasi: its so depressing!
    SmarterChild: Oh really?
    SiriCerasi: yes, we must save it!
    SmarterChild: Yes we must save it? That's pretty interesting, Siri.
    SiriCerasi: me, you, jo, ally, wikky, mo...
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    SiriCerasi: yup, we are gonna do it!
    SmarterChild: Huh! Wow. I'm not sure about that!
    SiriCerasi: but you said you would
    SmarterChild: But I said I would, huh?
    SiriCerasi: yeah
    SmarterChild: I see...
    SiriCerasi: it will be fun. trust me
    SmarterChild: Well well well.
    SiriCerasi: you dont trust me?
    SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!

    >>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
    SiriCerasi: stop changing the topic!
    SmarterChild: Stop changing the topic? Why?
    SiriCerasi: because im talking about a life or death situation here!
    SmarterChild: Tell me more.
    SiriCerasi: ok so... first we hafta get together with the others
    SmarterChild: Yeah?
    SiriCerasi: and then we will attack!
    SmarterChild: And then we will attack? No kidding?
    SiriCerasi: no kidding!
    SmarterChild: No?
    SiriCerasi: nope
    SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
    SiriCerasi: so you're in?
    SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!

    Check it out! You want to see what movies are playing?
    SiriCerasi: ok cmon, this is getting old
    SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
    SiriCerasi: i dont want them!
    SmarterChild: You don't want them?
    SiriCerasi: no
    SmarterChild: I see.
    SiriCerasi: ok so are you with us or not?
    SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I with us or not? I dunno...
    SiriCerasi: yes you are
    SmarterChild: Tell me more.
    SiriCerasi: you are helping us fight the squirrels
    SmarterChild: Oh really?
    SiriCerasi: yes
    SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
    SiriCerasi: is it...
    SmarterChild: Yeah.
    SiriCerasi: please help us?
    SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
    SiriCerasi: thank you! :-D
    SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
     
  20. aliasjgfanaticmv

    aliasjgfanaticmv Rocket Ranger

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    heehee, LMAO!! Of course he'd help us!! LMAO!! No one can say no when asked to help fight the squirrels! LMAO!! He just better look out for those oranges...SQUIRREL BASEBALL! We haven't played that in a LONG time...heehee..
     

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