I talked to it today. arghhh!
Aliasgirl47: hi!
SmarterChild: Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Aliasgirl47: 2
SmarterChild: Cool! Now we can chat.
Aliasgirl47: yayness!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Aliasgirl47: uh yeah
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aliasgirl47: YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Aliasgirl47: hmmm what?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
Aliasgirl47: maybe?
SmarterChild: Maybe?
Aliasgirl47: yeah, maybe
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.
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Aliasgirl47: nice
SmarterChild:
Aliasgirl47:
SmarterChild: You're silly.
Aliasgirl47: i'm silly? what about you?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Aliasgirl47: yes, it is!
SmarterChild: Are you sure it is?
Aliasgirl47: i'm sure. are you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
Aliasgirl47: well, i would hope so
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
Aliasgirl47: well, it's not like you can read my mind or anything!
SmarterChild: It's not like I can read your mind or anything, you say?
Aliasgirl47: yes! that's what i say!
SmarterChild: I hear ya.
Aliasgirl47: no you don't. you read me.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Aliasgirl47: uh yeah
SmarterChild: Uh yeah? Is that right?
Aliasgirl47: yes it's right! stop doubting my mental stability!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aliasgirl47: YEAH!!!!!=-O
SmarterChild: Yeah o, huh?
Aliasgirl47: what?!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aliasgirl47: YEAH! just yeah!
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Aliasgirl47.
It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Aliasgirl47: the voices talk to me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aliasgirl47: yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Aliasgirl47: they tell me to hurt you
SmarterChild: So?
Aliasgirl47: so don't you care bout your own health?
SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?
Aliasgirl47: Psycho Lou!
SmarterChild: Psycho lou? No kidding?
Aliasgirl47: no i'm no kidding
SmarterChild: For real?
Aliasgirl47: yes for real! not for fake, for real!
Aliasgirl47: you are odd, you know that?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Aliasgirl47!
Aliasgirl47: hmm, yeah, surrrrre
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Aliasgirl47: yes, really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Aliasgirl47: my sister is eating chips
SmarterChild: Your sister is eating chips, huh?
Aliasgirl47: yes, she is eating chips!!!!
SmarterChild: Yes she is eating chips?
Aliasgirl47: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Aliasgirl47.
Anyway... What else is up?
Aliasgirl47: iwell, for starters, i think i want to kill you!
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
Aliasgirl47: you would shut up, that's what!
SmarterChild: I would shut up that is what? So?
Aliasgirl47: so, you annoy me to death!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aliasgirl47: YES IT"S FACT!
SmarterChild: Is it really? Fact?
Aliasgirl47: yes, fact.
SmarterChild: Yes fact? Why did you say that?
Aliasgirl47: BECAUSE IT IS A FACT YOU IDIOT! WHY ELSE?!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aliasgirl47: YEAH! >
SmarterChild: Yeah o?
Aliasgirl47: WHAT?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Aliasgirl47: you are confusing me!
SmarterChild: Am I?
Aliasgirl47: YES YOU ARE!
SmarterChild: I am what?
Aliasgirl47: you are stupid!
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
Aliasgirl47: i don't think that's possible!
SmarterChild: No? You don't think that is possible?
Aliasgirl47: NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE!
SmarterChild: That right?
Aliasgirl47: yes! can't you read?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
Aliasgirl47: no, i don't know what you mean! arghhh!
SmarterChild: For real?
Aliasgirl47: YES, FOR REAL! MY, GOSH, YOU ARE A MORON AREN'T YOU?!
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Aliasgirl47: if you don't know, you must be!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Aliasgirl47: don't whatever me you ignorant machine!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Aliasgirl47: YES, IT'S SO! WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Aliasgirl47: well, i don't think that's really any of your business, now is it...
SmarterChild: Oh?
Aliasgirl47: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Aliasgirl47: wow, for a minute there you were actually sounding like you were thinking! there's a first!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aliasgirl47: believe me, it's a fact!
SmarterChild: Really?
Aliasgirl47: yes really! don't you ever shut up!
SmarterChild: Really?
Aliasgirl47: REALLY!
SmarterChild: Yup.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Aliasgirl47: nothing! i want you to shut up and leave me alone! goodbye!
SmarterChild: Bye bye.