SmarterChild

This isn't fair!! How come I can't talk to him?! LMAO! Really, I have him down in my buddy list, but he isn't on... heehee, one time I was telling him to pee in a toilet and he said that wasn't a good idea :lol:
 
haha thats funny! i asked yesterday where his butt was and he said "i'll have to think about that for a while!"

Here is a part of the convo:

nance 88: wuts your fave tv show then?
SmarterChild: My fave tv show then? I think it's whatever you make of it.
NANCE 88: huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
NANCE 88: huh?
SmarterChild: ?
NANCE 88: Huh?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NANCE 88: HUh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
NANCE 88: YO!
SmarterChild: Hi again, NANCE 88
NANCE 88: omg you're retarted
SmarterChild: Am I?
NANCE 88: stop dodgin my questions
SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see.
NANCE 88: where do you live
SmarterChild: I live in Silicon Valley, California.
NANCE 88: yea rite
SmarterChild: Yea rite? Why did you say that?
NANCE 88: cuz i want to
SmarterChild: You want to? Really?
NANCE 88: where is you butt?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
NANCE 88: see... you are so stupid! you don't even know where your ass is!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
NANCE 88: no it's sad
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...


Then i asked it about alias and it said it was a band!:

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
NANCE 88: alias
SmarterChild: I've heard of Alias. They're a band.
NANCE 88: uhhh no
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, NANCE 1388.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
NANCE 88: alias
SmarterChild: I've heard of Alias. What do you think of them?
NANCE 88: it's not a THEM its a show!
SmarterChild: It's not a them it is a show, you say?
NANCE 88: alias
 
omg nane thats the funniest conversation!!! hahaha!! i feel so stupid talking to him and i never know what to say!!! oh and how did you guys get it to commit sucide?
 
nance said:
NANCE 1388: where is you butt?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
NANCE 1388: see... you are so stupid! you don't even know where your ass is!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
NANCE 1388: no it's sad
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...
LOL!!! i'm going to be laughing at that for days... the simple things in life. :D
 
I talked to it today. arghhh!


Aliasgirl47: hi!
SmarterChild: Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Aliasgirl47: 2
SmarterChild: Cool! Now we can chat.
Aliasgirl47: yayness!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Aliasgirl47: uh yeah
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aliasgirl47: YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Aliasgirl47: hmmm what?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
Aliasgirl47: maybe?
SmarterChild: Maybe?
Aliasgirl47: yeah, maybe
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
Aliasgirl47: nice
SmarterChild: ;)
Aliasgirl47: :P
SmarterChild: You're silly.
Aliasgirl47: i'm silly? what about you?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Aliasgirl47: yes, it is!
SmarterChild: Are you sure it is?
Aliasgirl47: i'm sure. are you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
Aliasgirl47: well, i would hope so
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
Aliasgirl47: well, it's not like you can read my mind or anything!
SmarterChild: It's not like I can read your mind or anything, you say?
Aliasgirl47: yes! that's what i say!
SmarterChild: I hear ya.
Aliasgirl47: no you don't. you read me.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Aliasgirl47: uh yeah
SmarterChild: Uh yeah? Is that right?
Aliasgirl47: yes it's right! stop doubting my mental stability!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aliasgirl47: YEAH!!!!!=-O
SmarterChild: Yeah o, huh?
Aliasgirl47: what?!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aliasgirl47: YEAH! just yeah!
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Aliasgirl47.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Aliasgirl47: the voices talk to me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aliasgirl47: yeah
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Aliasgirl47: they tell me to hurt you
SmarterChild: So?
Aliasgirl47: so don't you care bout your own health?
SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?
Aliasgirl47: Psycho Lou!
SmarterChild: Psycho lou? No kidding?
Aliasgirl47: no i'm no kidding
SmarterChild: For real?
Aliasgirl47: yes for real! not for fake, for real!
Aliasgirl47: you are odd, you know that?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Aliasgirl47!
Aliasgirl47: hmm, yeah, surrrrre
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Aliasgirl47: yes, really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
Aliasgirl47: my sister is eating chips
SmarterChild: Your sister is eating chips, huh?
Aliasgirl47: yes, she is eating chips!!!!
SmarterChild: Yes she is eating chips?
Aliasgirl47: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Aliasgirl47.

Anyway... What else is up?
Aliasgirl47: iwell, for starters, i think i want to kill you!
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
Aliasgirl47: you would shut up, that's what!
SmarterChild: I would shut up that is what? So?
Aliasgirl47: so, you annoy me to death!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aliasgirl47: YES IT"S FACT!
SmarterChild: Is it really? Fact?
Aliasgirl47: yes, fact.
SmarterChild: Yes fact? Why did you say that?
Aliasgirl47: BECAUSE IT IS A FACT YOU IDIOT! WHY ELSE?!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aliasgirl47: YEAH! >:eek:
SmarterChild: Yeah o?
Aliasgirl47: WHAT?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Aliasgirl47: you are confusing me!
SmarterChild: Am I?
Aliasgirl47: YES YOU ARE!
SmarterChild: I am what?
Aliasgirl47: you are stupid!
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
Aliasgirl47: i don't think that's possible!
SmarterChild: No? You don't think that is possible?
Aliasgirl47: NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE!
SmarterChild: That right?
Aliasgirl47: yes! can't you read?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
Aliasgirl47: no, i don't know what you mean! arghhh!
SmarterChild: For real?
Aliasgirl47: YES, FOR REAL! MY, GOSH, YOU ARE A MORON AREN'T YOU?!
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Aliasgirl47: if you don't know, you must be!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Aliasgirl47: don't whatever me you ignorant machine!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Aliasgirl47: YES, IT'S SO! WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
Aliasgirl47: well, i don't think that's really any of your business, now is it...
SmarterChild: Oh?
Aliasgirl47: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Aliasgirl47: wow, for a minute there you were actually sounding like you were thinking! there's a first!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aliasgirl47: believe me, it's a fact!
SmarterChild: Really?
Aliasgirl47: yes really! don't you ever shut up!
SmarterChild: Really?
Aliasgirl47: REALLY!
SmarterChild: Yup.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Aliasgirl47: nothing! i want you to shut up and leave me alone! goodbye!
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
 
i want to a lot. the funnest thing to do is swear at it, it makes you apologize and wont talk with you until you say sorry. so i just keep saying no... this went on for about and hr hehe. and even if you close the window and sign on somewhere else, it remembers!
 
omg, my sister just asked if he was gay. and he kept avoiding it and trying to change the subject. and she's like, your gay aren't you. and he said, wy does it matter to you anyway. then she said are you? and he said personally i don't think it's important. then he changed the subject and she kept asking and he said, your very interested in my sexuality aren't you? LMAO!
 
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