Spies Just Wanna Have Fun

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when i was reading it the other day, i was laughin so hard i was cryin. i couldnt talk or breath. :P it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY! OMG..........gotta go play volleyball to calm myself ::hits volleyball to pie:: ::Pie hits ball into bushes:: ::sighs....goes inside::
 
more mandi? it is so good! my sister please write more! m glad youre my sister, and pie is our mom. has she taught you how to load a gun yet? with pigtails and pink ribbons?
 
Oh My Word.....that's hilarious, weird, but hilarious.... And the drunk russian squirrel?? :thinking: I dunno about the rest of y'all...but I'm scared.... :eek: :hide:

I think it's safe behind the couch....I'll um...I'll wait here....

:dogrun:
 
Sark stomped on the gas and they were off down the highway. He was driving like a maniac, eager to catch up with Sydney and the rest of the CIA agents. He was concentrating on the long road ahead of him, but Sloane kept distracting him.

"Hey! You hurt my nose!"

"Who cares?! Stop your whining and shut up! I need to concentrate on the road!"

Sloane sat there and pouted a moment, but then he got fidgety again.

"Sloane, stop playing with those radio buttons!" yelled Sark, very stressed out.

"But I want to listen to the radio!" whined Sloane.

"I can't concentrate with you doing that! Stop!" yelled Sark.

Then Sloane stuck his tongue out at Sark. Then he blew a raspberry at Sloane.

"Meanie!" yelled Sloane as he slapped Sark upside the head.

"Owww!" complained Sark while he hit Sloane back.

Soon it was a brawl. There were hands flying everywhere. Dixon took over the wheel as Sark abandoned it to fight with Sloane.

"Girl fight! Girl fight!" chanted Marshall in the back.

Sark slapped Sloane in the face, and then Sloane retaliated by pulling Sark's hair.

"Let go!" yelled Sark.

"No!" yelled Sloane.

"Let go!"

"No!"

"Let go!

"No!"

"This isn't fair!" cried Sark, on the verge of tears.

"And why not?!"

"Because you don't have as much hair for me to pull!!!!"

"Are you saying I'm bald?"

"Close enough!"

"That's it! It's on!" yelled Sloane.

"Fine! You wanna piece of me?!"

"Hell yeah! Bring it on, Blondie!"

Soon they were on the floor, rolling around. Sloane bit Sark's ankle and then Sark threw a punch at Sloane. Sloane dodged and then kicked Sark in the nuts.

Sark rolled over, yelling in pain and gasping for air on the floor of the car.

"Haha! I knew I'd win! Who's yo daddy?!" yelled Sloane triumphantly.

"You are sir, you are.." gasped Sark hoarsly, right before he passed out.

"Ok, now hand over the wheel, Dixon," ordered Sloane.

"Ok, sure..." said Dixon, handing over the wheeled to Sloane, in fear of his own safety.

The Sloane sped off down the road. Suddenly they spotted the CIA van.

"Aha! There they are!" Sloane said as he drove up right beside them and honked the horn loudly.

"What do you want?!" yelled Kendall out the driver window. "I'm driving here!"

"Stop right there, or else..."

"NEVER!" yelled Kendall. He hit the gas and tried to get away from Sloane.

Sloane tried to catch up and soon he was right behind him.

"Kendall, he's right behind us!" yelled Sydney. "Oh, what shall we do?!"

"I can protect us!" yelled Vaughn.

"What are you going to do, throw a manilla folder at them?!" said Sydney.

"No, I'm going to shoot at the tires so that they deflate," said Vaughn.

"Alright then, go ahead." said Sydney.

Vaughn climbed in the back and opened a window. He pulled out a sling shot and shot a small pebble at the car, missing it by a mile and hitting some old lady's car instead.

"Oh well," he said, "at least I tried. The onld lady did seem pretty mad though..."

"That's ok. Kendall's driving pretty fast, we should be able to get away," said Sydney.

And she appeared to be right until all of a sudden, a squirrel ran into the road, surprising Kendall.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!" screamed Kendall like a little girl as he started to cry. "Not the squirrels!!!!! Make them go away!!!!! Mommmmmyyyyyy!!!!!"

And with that, he passed out from fear, but only after wetting his pants on the leather seat. The car started veering out of control.

"I have to do something!" screamed Sydney as Jack and Vaughn screamed from the back.

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!" yelled Jack.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" yelled Vaughn.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" yelled Jack.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" yelled VAughn with a competetive gleam in his eye.

And that's how it continued. They both screamed, each getting louder and louder until...

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!" yelled Sydney. "You guys are such babies..."

"Am not!" objected Vaughn.

"Are too!" yelled Sydney.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"When will it stop!!!" yelled Jack.

"I don't have time, for this, I have a car to drive" and with that, Sydney climbed on Kendall's lap and started to steer the speeding car.

Vaughn gasped, "So you'll sit in his lap here, but you'll never sit in mine during board meetings?! I'm hurt Sydney..I really am.."

"Oh, shut up!"

"Wait til your mother hears about this!" yelled Jack.

"Fine! Tell her! Just let me drive this car!" Then Sydney turned and hit them each, causing them to shut up and just make faces at her behind her back. Meanwhile, Sloane was getting closer and closer. So close, that Sydney knew she had to do something or they would all die.

So she did the first thing that came to mind.

"Take this Sloane!!" she yelled, shoving Kendall's bald head out the window. The sun reflected off his shiny head and was directed at Sloane's car.

A"Noooooo!!!! My eyes!!!!" yelled Sloane in pain, crashing the car because he couldn't see. Then a huge traffic jam occured around the crash and Sydney and the others sped off in the CIA van, leaving behind Sloane and their enemies.

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what you thinking?

to be continued...
 
OMG, this is sooooooo funny. do you know what the scaary thing is? I can imagine this happening in an actual alias episode, but am ever so slightly crazy!
 
omfi i didnt think it was possible to laugh this hard... AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

aaaaah make me stop... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: MANDI! YOU ARE BRIALLIANT! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
omg mandi...that was great! cant breath...laughing so hard ::gasps for air:: ok...now im ok. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: didnt know i could laugh so hard!
 
LMAO! thanks my family! lol! Siri, didn't you say you didn't think you could laugh that hard the last time there were squirrels?! LMAO!
 
randomaliasfan said:
OMG, this is sooooooo funny. do you know what the scaary thing is? I can imagine this happening in an actual alias episode, but am ever so slightly crazy!
same here.

I loved the "Vaughn/Jack Scream -Off". hehehehehhe Keep it up!!!!

LMAO!!!! :woot: :woot: :sideroll: :sideroll: :sideroll:
 
ahahahaha, wait, give me a sec 2 recover! :o_O: thats what i look like right now, trying not to laugh. Write moer please LMAO LMAO, srak and sloane
 
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