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Squirrel Myth

Discussion in 'Open Chat' started by SydB_JenG, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. SydB_JenG

    SydB_JenG Rocket Ranger

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    Ok, we are studying the Greek Odyssey in English, and we are writing Greek myths to go along with the theme. I chose to title mine, "Why Squirrels are evil"...I want it to go somewhere along the lines of the squirrels being good at first, but then something happened to them and now they are evil and trying to take over the world. I need some help from all you creative genious's out there! Any ideas for my myth??? Or you could take a crack at writing it yourself. I have to make it a page long double spaced. I thought we could all have fun doing this together lol!
     
  2. SydB_JenG

    SydB_JenG Rocket Ranger

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    ok well no one helped me lol! but i got it done...thought you might be curious to see it now lol

    Why Squirrels Are Evil

    Squirrels were once cute friendly little creatures. They helped all the other woodland animals and humans and squirrels lived in the same houses together in peace. The two species were the best of friends and always had nut picnics. Together they ruled the forest using wisdom and cooperation.

    Every winter harvest the animals would gather sacrificial nuts for Human and Squirrel to eat. Squirrel would collect the nuts, and Human would divide them equally between the two because Squirrel wasn’t very good at math.

    One day an evil penguin disguised as a non-evil penguin (he put on fake eyebrows that looked peppy) told Human that he had an idea to help him get more nuts. Now, really the penguin was only trying to destroy Squirrel and Human’s relationship so while there was chaos he could sneak up behind them and take the forest ruling power. So the penguin told Human to set aside ¾ of the nut pile for himself and to take only a little bit to Squirrel.

    As the penguin was leaving he saw a peice of popcorn on a chair. The penguin loved popcorn so he sat on the chair to eat the popcorn. But the chair really wasn't a chair at all. It was the Evil Furniture Baron who is the guardian angel of the Squirrels! He swallowed the penguin up because he knew the penguin was only trying to take away the squirrels power!

    Human took the penguins advice, and after only 5 months Human was as plump as a turkey while Squirrel was skin and bones. Squirrel began to suspect something was not right, so he hid under a cabbage leaf and went to spy on Human. He saw that Human was stealing the nuts then quickly scurried out of the room.

    He then went and gathered all the woodland creatures together in a dark corner of the forest to tell them what Human was doing.

    “He’s eating like a King while I am practically starving! We must get him out of the forest!”

    All the animals agreed to an invasion. So the next morning Squirrel led the troops into the palace. They began clawing, biting, and tail-whapping the human. Bear and Rabbit lost the end of their tails in the fight. Raccoon got two black eyes. And Beaver’s tail got smashed. But in the end, Squirrel delivered the final blow with Acorn Sloane and Human was driven away while Squirrel remained in control of the forest.

    When Human got out of the forest he began to create a new world. And when he was settled in he wrote all the animals apology cards…including Squirrel. The animals forgave him at once, but the squirrel still held bitter grudges. Squirrel swore that if it was the last thing he did; he would bring down the world of man!
     
  3. Dark Wiccan

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    Very very good Mo
     
  4. Victoria King

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    lol thats great but you left out the evil chair baron, he is the controller of all the evil squirrels!and of course acron sloane!but over all great!lol
     
  5. SydB_JenG

    SydB_JenG Rocket Ranger

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    oH REALLY!!! where should I add them!

    I know!!...The evil furniture baron (disguised as a couch)...has a peice of popcorn on it...the penguin loves popcorn so he goes over to pick up the popcorn...and when he does...the evil furniture Baron swallows him...because he knows the penguin is trying to overthrow the squirrels lol!

    The how about Squirrel throws acorn sloane and that is the final blow that drives Human out...??

    How about that Victoria?...does it work?
     
  6. nancee

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    haha!
     
  7. alias_fan

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    lol that's hilarious!
     
  8. murkywater

    murkywater Rocket Ranger

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    hehe. i love it mo!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. AliasHombre

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    Quite creative.
     
  10. SydB_JenG

    SydB_JenG Rocket Ranger

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    lol thanks guys! try writing your own myths about how squirrels became evil lol!
     
  11. AliasHombre

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    Im not creative enough.
     
  12. Alias_Gay

    Alias_Gay Rocket Ranger

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    OMG ... that was good, Mo!

    (y) (y)

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
  13. SydB_JenG

    SydB_JenG Rocket Ranger

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    Ok i added the furniture baron part and the acorn sloane part lol! Hows that Vikki...better? lol
     
  14. AliasHombre

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    YOu lucky you are so creative. I could never think somethig like that up. My stories always end up with some one having world domination.
     
  15. SydB_JenG

    SydB_JenG Rocket Ranger

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    lmao!! thanx AliasHombre...It sort of does have world domination lol...well at least the squirrels are trying to get it lol...they WILL destroy us all eventually...you guys realize that dont you? lol...
     
  16. Alias_Gay

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    Squirrells ... World Domination ...

    They tried but couldn't ...
     
  17. SydB_JenG

    SydB_JenG Rocket Ranger

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    Oh thay'll do it eventually! I'm tellin ya!...they have a few tricks left in their sleeve...theyve actually kidnapped me 3 times...and made me look at pictures of clowns...the evilness will never end...lol
     
  18. AliasHombre

    AliasHombre Rocket Ranger

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    :P :P They kidnapped you, really. Did you kill them to escape. :P :P
     
  19. Alias_Gay

    Alias_Gay Rocket Ranger

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    She actually ate them to survive for weeks ... ;)
     
  20. AliasHombre

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    mmm...squirrelishous
     

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