Stupid Laws

CLCgolfca said:
How sad... :( I guess there's no stupid laws in Canada!! ... :D! heeheehee
There must not be considering getting totally drunk and then showing a local cop your best Harry Potter impression is perfectly fine. :lol:
 
Tommy said:
CLCgolfca said:
How sad... :( I guess there's no stupid laws in Canada!! ... :D!  heeheehee
There must not be considering getting totally drunk and then showing a local cop your best Harry Potter impression is perfectly fine. :lol:
completely, utterly & totally!! Here's the best part, tommy!! I'm going to drag Scampy's butt here one day and do the same thing to her :P ;)
 
This is so veru funny! I'm sure there must be stupid laws in Brazil... I'm just not aware of them... Drunk fishes... walking backwards while eating doughnuts... :lol:
 
CLCgolfca said:
Tommy said:
CLCgolfca said:
How sad... :( I guess there's no stupid laws in Canada!! ... :D!  heeheehee
There must not be considering getting totally drunk and then showing a local cop your best Harry Potter impression is perfectly fine. :lol:
completely, utterly & totally!! Here's the best part, tommy!! I'm going to drag Scampy's butt here one day and do the same thing to her :P ;)
I refuse to wear glasses and an orange consrtuction cone on my head! lmao
 
Lookey what I found Catherine:

In Canada:

30% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content".

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

In Nova Scotia/ Canada:

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
 
Midnight24 said:
Lookey what I found Catherine:

In Canada:

30% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content".

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

In Nova Scotia/ Canada:

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
now - the CanCon law I knew... We hate that law here!! Sometimes.

The raining one? hahaha!! There are times it does NOTHING else BUT rain.... In fact - here's a piece of advice: NEVER run outside in late December on soggy grass in bare feet at 11:30 at night. (I did it last night... oy! my toes were quite cold!! :P)
 
I live in crazy ol' Texas

Here are some of the dumb laws:

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. (In that case I must be married to five guys in my World History class. ^_^ )

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

Houston
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (But isn't after midnight on a Sunday technically Monday?)

It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Jasper
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.


I thought this law was pretty funny:

Texarkana
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. :rolleyes:
 
Hawaii's funny too


Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.


Honolulu
Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird


And Kentucky:
Lexington
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Owensboro
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Nebraska Crazy Law
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.


Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold (so what part of a donut can you sell?)

Omaha
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
 
we read these in business/law class!!!!!!! my favorite one is that a man cannot beat his wife with a stick shorter than his thumb. helloooo!
 
in rhode island its illegal to buy a toothbrush on saturday but toothpaste is ok

someone married there pet rock in las vegas legally
 
These are crazy laws made in my old Kentucky home!!
-Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
-One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
-It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
-It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
-It is illegal for a woman to be standing out in bathing clothes on the highway without two body guards with clubs with her.
-Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars.
-All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.

City Laws:
Lexington
-By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
-It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Owensboro
-A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

These are so funny!!! Hope y'all enjoy now you here!! :redhair:
 
In Boone, NC and in several other southern town, If 7 or more unrelated females live in the same house, it considered a brothel. Girls can't have sorotity houses, but frats can
 
I don't know if anyone has said this or not, but in Massachusetts it's illegal NOT to bring a gun to church on Sundays. Apparently, back in the pilgrim days, the pilgrims were supposed to bring guns to church for protection against sudden Native American attacks. It's been on the lawbooks ever since.
 
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