Sydney and the hot dog man!

[Sunfire_77]

:lol: Ok I was coming home from my vacation! (Like an half an hour ago) and I was on the road looking out the window. The rivers were gorgeous and all of a sudden I saw a squirrls on the side of the road (alive) just sitting there. so I came uo with this wierd and odd story fan fic about sydney and the crew. I in no way expect for this to be serious so if you dont like it please tell me!!!!!!!! I will laugh and make it worst! LMAO Enjoy!


Sydney bursted into vaughns office.

"Vaughn we found the site of the squirrl clan!" Shouted sydney as she sat on his desk.

Vaughn looked at the map in her hand.

"Thats where he has been all along?" Asked Vaughn.

Then all of a sudden a squirrl bursted the door down.

he tugged on sydneys pant leg. she looked down to see a squirrl with bluw paint on his face hold out muffin with stickers on it. she bent down and picked it up.

"This is an offer from the muffin people. They have asked that you dont defluff their pastry kingdom." Said the squirrl in squiggly.

Just then the squirrl pulled out his bag pipe and started singing chinese fighting songs. Then came in a group of squirrls in kung fu suits. The pulled out their chop sticks and nuts and made a fire with one of the muffin people. Sydney and vaughn stood there in shock.

The squirrls started singing "Jack and Jill." As they cam to the fell down the hill part the squirrls threw a fellow squirrl into the fire and started to laugh evily. They took the "orenge juice" out and started doing the macarana. After they got tired they all looked up at sydney and vaughn and shouted.

"The war is not over." Then they walked out and into their boxes and drove away.



LMAO Ok that was wierd but it sounded good in the car.

I think I will lean more toward alias now! This was to lightien the mood a bit

 

[Victoria King]

OMG!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant breathe honestly sunfire, taht was outstanding, im in awe, i must bow down to the new queen of odd!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!the muffin people and the chinese songs adn chopsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Scarlet Crystal]

huh? i don't get it... lol! cute

 

[Sunfire_77]

Thank you vikki,but you still the best! I just wrote it in the car and thought hmmmm yea!!!!!!!!! O and sorry aliasgirl000

I guess its hard to explain but THATS GOOD!

 

[aliaschick4mv]

OMG OMG what was that I'm like cracking up which is bad because i have a weird laugh AND I have a cold, and cold's make you sound even worse. LMAO though. Be happy you can't hear me.

 

[Victoria King]

Thank you vikki,but you still the best! I just wrote it in the car and thought hmmmm yea!!!!!!!!! O and sorry aliasgirl000

I guess its hard to explain but THATS GOOD!

thanks, im flattered! ^_^ but that was really good, the muffins brillant, do you think i should post my thinkings in the fiction section?hmmm im wondering!
and aliasgirl, like sunfire said long story!LOL

 

[Irina Bristow]

i loved it sunfire lol i really needed a good laugh

 

[Sunfire_77]

:lol: :lol: Ok LMAO This is wierd I know! And this is the kind of thing you come to when your sick of seriousness and you need that funny fix! :lol: So put on your clown noses and big hats and sit on a comfy non furniture item and enjoy the show! :redhair: :blink: :lol:


When the squirrls all were out of site sydney felt strange.

"Vaughn since when did little creatures start talking?" She asked with a wierd look on her face.

"Since the evil baron went and got his spy furniture and al his squirrls to attack us."


"We need disguises."

Vaughn jumped up and ran to the bathroom.

He came out looking like hot dog in his suit.

sydney stared with no commit.

As sydney opened the window she saw a squirrl in a afro and big wind breaker pants.

"Squiggleywaysquig." Taunted the little squirrl as he started dancing.

Sydney screamed and shut the window. The little squirrls knocked on the window then went on his way.

Just then wiess walked in in a tator tot suit.

Sydney shook her head and got an aspirin out of her bag.

Just then Seri and Vikki walked in and stared at the fully costumed men.

They ignored them and looked at sydney.

" The squirrls have talked to the president." Said vikki seriously.

"They have demanded that Wal mart be set up for little squirrls who cant reach the top shelf o and also that they president give them over the usa." Said seri with a hint of humor to it.

Just then jack came in with a pasta pot taped to his head.

"Irina the next time you make me wear this I am actually going to hand you over to sloane with a have fun card." Said jack as he walked in in a noodle suit.

"get into the spirit why dont you." Said irina as she grabbed her bottle out of the pocket in the suit.




"I'll need this for later.*Hiccup*." Said Irina as she started to laugh and point at Vaughn with his rollarblades and big suit. Vaughn stood proudly with the suit on.


Just then Jo walked in with her hockey stick.

"Irina the CIA men are askign that you stop giving them threathing notes everyday." Laughed Jo as she walked in with a penguin

"Sydney you need to take your penguin back! He has been a bother and I cant take the constant arguing!"

Sydney grabbed the penguin then walked out.


"You are all Crazy!" She shouted at she ran out but not before slipping on the rug and into a lobster suit.




Sydney stood with a frown on her face.


"Ok. Are you guys ready yet. The sooner I get sloane into the Ballirina outfit the happier I'll be. ya know ever sine he turned my fiance into a kangaroo.

 

[SiriCerasi]

:rotflmao: need... to... breath... hehehehhehe wow LMAO!!!! The official story of the TC and our adventures :lol: Random weirdness... thats the best!

And I feel so loved, I'm in the story

 

[Sunfire_77]

Of corse your in the story! Eventually everyone will be in the story! You guys were the first I thought about and alias8000 and she is in the next ch. which I dont know what that is yet since I dont plan these And thank you!

 

[SiriCerasi]

:lol: I'm sorry for all those who read this and think we are just insanely weird beyond hope... they just dont understand the beauty of insanity ^_^

 

[Sunfire_77]

I KNOW! Insanity is great! I love it! Matter of fact we will all be in the same instituion watching alias and scaring poor nurses for the fun of it! Ever seen girlintrupted??? Us!!!!!!!!!!!! at the tc!

j/k! LMAO! Well I will have more tomorrow!

 

[SiriCerasi]

:lol: I can't wait!

 

[Sunfire_77]

Well here is more of this crazy story and well I am feeling funny since its SO WARM AND NICE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:


Sydney and Vaughn got into the wiener mobile and drove to the yellow Muffin factory on noodle lane.


Sydney got out and fumbled on her butter hat.

Vaughn followed with his hot dog suit in good condition.

As they got in they were bombared by muffin people in speedos and Lepruchans with foul language.

The lepruchans started cussing irish which made the muffin people mad. They ran with there blueberried falling out.

"Muffins people dont speak irish." Taunted the muffin leader pastryman.

"Yee head full of dough." Said one of the leprucahns

Just then sydney and Vaughn steped back well sydney did Vaughn just stood there laughing. The leprucahns and muffins looked at the man on the floor laughing his butt off.

They smiled and grabbed him. Sydney ran after but was attacked by a lazyboy.

"Let go you over growned material."

Just then arvin steped in in a speedo. (Jos idea)

"I've got you know." He shouted as he ran to the squirrls. He shouted something to them in squiggly and they started flying around like drunk soldiers. Sydney and vaughn ducked but one of the squirrls hit a girl coming through the door. She flew back into some boxes.

"Stupid squirrl." She shouted muffly through the boxes.

She got up and dusted her self off.

It was sunfire. The trusty companion of daredevils third cousin acrobat! LMAO! :lol: :lol: :redhair: :lol:

She grabbed her not so trusty duck bat and starte swinning.

Just then flew in Vikki, Seri,erica, Irina and jo. They landed on a pile of dough! Placed by the squirrls!

they hurried and got up. In walked Kate with bill and frank.

Arvin ran up to the evil chair baron and told him what was going on. Then he ran back out.

"NO NOT YOU!" Shouted jo as she saw the arvin in a speedo.

Just the she ran and hid her eyes.


The place was a mess when they got done recueing sydney and Vaughn AGAIN!

The squirrls had flew away in there fluffy nutshells and everyone had escaped except for one person.

 

[aliasjgfanaticmv]

Just then arvin steped in in a speedo. (Jos idea)

Who says it was my idea?! LMAO!! ::looks around:: hmm....maybe I should go before people chase after me with pitchforks and torches for putting that image in their head....::runs off::

ROLFTOMATOES!! FUNNY STORY!!! I'm in the story!! my hockey stick..heh heh!

*runs out of room like a drunken penguin* Popcorn?

 

[Sunfire_77]

O yea! Phyiciatrist aren't suppose to speak about patients. hehehe

NOTE: That idea was in no way JOs I repeat I NO WAY! I am just loosing it! LMAO

Whispers to jo "Ok I think they dont know now!" LMAO And thank you!

 

[aliasjgfanaticmv]

Good...so it's safe to come out now? rolfpotatoes!! :lol:

BTW, my mom was like, fine! Go see that weirdo online, maybe she'll be able to help you...but mark my words, anymore strangness from you and you're moving out to the shed!! (which wouldn't be so bad, considering what my family is like. ) I thought that was funny!

 

[Sunfire_77]

LMAO!!!!!!! Rolftamtos!!!!! Thats funny! Yea! Thanks jos mom!

The shed! hey maybe I should move into mine then we could both live in sheds and be called the hermit people! LMAO All we have is us and are "Friends" Yours being Your hockey sticks and penguins and mine being My wee people Marty,jim and kipper! LMAO! And dont worry every family has some sorta problem! I KNOW!!!!!!! I wouldn't mind living in the shed sometimes either or I could just kick my brother and sisters out there then I would be happy.

"Well mom,dad. There was this big old lion outside and he took them away." LMAO

 

[aliasjgfanaticmv]

ROLFTOMATOES!! OMG, I need to breathe!! A lion?!! geez, I don't think my parents would believe that!! My family is VERY dysfunctional, they threw a bag of beans and stuff at me, so sad...Oh well, it's pretty funny when you think about it!!

MOM!! DAD!! A LION ATE JENNIFER!! (my sister, don't worry, not JG!)
:lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Silverdewdrop]

Back to first post. Bursted isn't a word. hee hee hee. This is when they say "Alias does not need proper grammar dewdrop!!!".