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Ways people will ruin syd&Vaughns moments

Discussion in 'Alias Fun' started by Agent_Goodnight, Jan 9, 2003.

  1. Agent_Goodnight

    Agent_Goodnight Rocket Ranger

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    kk I got this off a site people just posted some funny ways people SCREW UP THE SYDNEY&VAUGHN MOMENTS u are welcome to add on!

    1. alice is placed outside the hotel window banging saying noooooo!!!

    2. Vaughn asks Sydney over dinner........."Do you mind if Alice joins in?"

    3. syd and vaughn leave discreetly, francie throws herself at the window and shouts , "is that the michael that you like?!"

    4. "Uh Syd?"

    "Yes Vaughn?"

    "Will says you have a crush on me....Now I'm sorry but I already HAVE a girlfriend......."

    5. "hey, syd, whenever you do your hair thing, you remind me of your mom!!!"

    6. Since we are breaking protocol....I think it would be best if Weiss tags along and makes sure everything remains professional...."and forget his head wound, he's ok. he too was shot by your mom"

    7. syd, "let me introduce you to my parents..."

    8. Vaughn :So now that we had our first date, does this mean I need to go in hiding....You know, with everthing that happened to Danny and Will....

    9. syd "it was nice of you taking me out to a picnic by the deserted oil pumps, but, now what happens???"

    10. So You've met my dysfunctional family......When do I get to meet your Aunt Trish??

    11. will to syd "so does the cia, ever condone some agents dating?? maybe i should ask your father!"

    12. I hate to say this, but Will is going to tag along....He's doing research for the CIA on Office relationships...I knew you wouldn't mind....

    13. vaughn to syd "how do you want me to introduce you, as the daughter of my dad's assassin, or my handlee"

    14. Syd to Vaughn, "You know that I have to invite Sloane to the wedding right?"

    15. syd to vaughn, "If francie bothers you so much, why don't we figure out how to kill her? I mean Charlie won't miss her


    16. Are you sure you're over that virus that you got from Taipei?? I DON'T want to take any chances........

    17. syd to vaughn, "why do we always have to meet secretly?? sd-6 hasn't done anything to me, just the boyfriends."

    18. You know Vaughn, I hate to say it, but your a bit of a wuss.,....Grow a spine and we'll talk.

    19. "my man would have to be able to kick some real a**. maybe i should be with sark instead???"

    20. Oh I'm sorry Vaughn. I'm married with 5 kids....It's a little to late to do the "date thing"

    21. "i don't think i could marry you. do you realize who's going to be your mother in law???"

    22. Not to mention that my dad doesn't like you that much either......

    23. vaughn to will "so how do you feel about sydney???"

    24. Syd to Vaughn: "I'm sorry, unless you can beat me in an arm-wrestling match, I won't bed-wrestle."

    25."You know it's always so much more interesting to have three in a room"

    26. Syd finds out that Vaughn is also a double agent... for SD-6.

    27. In the heat of passion, Syd moans out, "Oh, Arvin, you big stud!!"

    28. For christmas Vaughn gives sydney a copy of protocal

    29. Vaughn looks at pg.47 of rambaldi prophesy
    "What were they thinking this chick's uglier than a horse's rear end!"


    lol k add more if you'd like! lol I did a few of them some at the beginning and some at the end! lol! have fun! :woot:
     
  2. Azalea

    Azalea Azy in Wonderland

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    Those are great! Here's some more....


    Irina decides since she never got a chance when Syd was younger, it's time to have that talk about the birds and the bees...

    Sydney reveals that she also doubles as a prostitute named Cheryl Ann. (Only for extra spending cash.)

    Vaughn wants to formulate a plan for telling their future kids why Grandma Bristow shot Grandpa Vaughn, and why it's different than those people on Jerry Springer.

    The wedding decorators are unwilling to work in the underground secret meeting place.

    Kendall reveals that he's always had a crush on Sloane, and wants to know if now would be a good time for Syd to hook them up.
     
  3. Existentialist

    Existentialist Entertainment Moderator

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    LoL These are great! :LOL:

    I especially like the Francie plastered against the window, yelling "is THAT the Michael that you like?!"

    Syd to Vaughn: "You know, when Danny proposed to me, he called my father and got permission..."
     
  4. clarissima

    clarissima Rocket Ranger

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    Syd: Does this dress make me look fat?
    Vaughn: It looks better on Alice.
     
  5. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    LOL! That was a great movie!
     
  6. Agent_Goodnight

    Agent_Goodnight Rocket Ranger

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    Lol! ya that was good and I know the Francie one is awesome actually I improved it cuz My friend said her way off saying it sucked so I used Improv


    U guys are really good at making these up! lol


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  7. Sunfire_77

    Sunfire_77 Rocket Ranger

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    hehehe :LOL: Those are funny.
     
  8. alias_fan

    alias_fan typically terrific

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    ha ha ha :joker2: those were really funny you guys!
     
  9. shakila

    shakila Rocket Ranger

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    there r so funny. :D
     
  10. twinzz2003

    twinzz2003 Rocket Ranger

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    I think it would be funny if after Vaughn said the Watch thing if Syd started giving him mouth to mouth because he said his he :redhair: :woot: art stopped!!!
     
  11. twinzz2003

    twinzz2003 Rocket Ranger

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    -Jennifer could figure out that either Noah or Danny is still alive (hey it happened with her mother and with Emily).
    -Alice and Vaughn elope and get married.
    --------------------------------
    Okay mine aren't so good, but if I think of any more I'll tell you!! :redhair:
     
  12. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    Omg that would be hilarious!!! :ROFLMAO:
     
  13. spysurfergrl247

    spysurfergrl247 Rocket Ranger

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    Those where really funny :D !!!
     
  14. Sydney Look Alike

    Sydney Look Alike Rocket Ranger

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    Hillarious!!!! I have one too, it's not as funny though.
    Syd to Vaughn, "Oh by the way, I kissed Marshal when I went on that misson to London with him." :LOL:
     
  15. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    i love these, they are hilarous!! here's mine!!
    -Syd to Vaughn: You know what they say, like mother like daughter(after finishing line shoots him in the heart or head)-that could dampen the relationship
    -Vaughn to Syd: when we show our kids pictures of us, lets leave out all the ones with bullets whizzing past our heads or the ones with bad wigs
    Syd' reaction: but then we only have one and thats of our wedding day in the underground of the Cia offices
    -Vaughn to Syd: is your mother really going to walk down the aisle?
    -(on their honeymoon) Syd to Vaughn: are you ever going to break up with Alice?
    these aren't that funny but it makes you wonder!!
     
  16. Scarlet Crystal

    Scarlet Crystal Bibbity Rabbity

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    lol
    that's good
    :)
     
  17. TheOneKEA

    TheOneKEA Scout

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    Syd: Why do I have to beat everyone up? (whiny)

    Vaughn, to Will: If Syd ever walks into your bedroom in her underwear, tell her you like it or else........

    Irina, to Kendall: I'll need some wedding catalogs, Internet access, and Syd's dress size.
    Kendall: Coming right up!

    Marshall: Um, well, Syd, now that you're gonna get married to Vaughn and, um, well, everything, well, uh,
    would you like me to, well, um, make you a wedding dress that doubles, well, as a wetsuit?

    :D :D :D
     
  18. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    i love the vaughn to will, that was great!! because his lines during that part were the best i think!! and irina's orders to kendall very funny as well!!
     
  19. knowyourfish

    knowyourfish Cadet

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    haha, those are hilarious! :LOL: here's a few--


    vaughn to syd: i thought wearing one of your old wigs would spice things up.

    syd to vaughn: i love you marshall. i mean, vaughn.

    vaughn to syd: i love you marshall. i mean, sydney.

    vaughn: i wish my father was alive to see our romance! wait a minute... aah! it was your mother! noooo!! i hate you and your family!!!

    sydney: can't talk now, malcolm in the middle is on.

    vaughn: ok syd, here's your next disguise.
    sydney: why does this disguise look exactly like alice?
    vaughn: uhm, no reason...
     
  20. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    i love the last one about alice, very funny and vaughn wanting to try on the wigs, but is it me or i just can't picture him in the red one, the purple yes, red no!lol, okay i need help, now!lol
     

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