Looking for ways to have an Alias-centric summer, but want to do more than just watch reruns? Well, then, look no further. This list will give you plenty of suggestions on how to incorporate aspects of Alias into your daily life, letting you eat, sleep, and breathe your favorite show! (NOTE: These are just jokes, guys. I made them up when I was bored today. Don't actually do any of them!! ) Ways to Alias-ize Your Summer 1. Get a job at a place that strictly prohibits dating between co-workers. Proceed to fall in love with a co-worker. Enjoy the angsty goodness. 2. Call your local Family Services Hotline. Tell them that your mom is an enemy of the United States who tricked your dad into a sham marriage to obtain government secrets and that she now claims she loves you. Ask what courses of therapy they recommend. 3. Try to enroll all the young children in your family in Project Christmas. It may be too late for you, but they can still become kick-ass spies. 4. Go to an antique bookstore and steal page 47 out of every single book. Create your own book made up of just page 47s. 5. When arguing with family and friends, become unreasonably dramatic and say things like "You won't get away with this", and "I will make sure you pay." 6. Dress up like a Japanese geisha girl and offer people massages. 7. When other people are around, pretend to be asleep. Yell "Don't frost the pie!" When they tell you what you said, act surprised. 8. Go on a Bristow-style family vacation to India. Convince mom and dad to jump off a train with you. 9. Try to convince everybody that your best friend is actually an evil clone of your real best friend, who was murdered. If they refuse to believe you, show them a tape of you and your boyfriend/girlfriend in bed. Don't bother to explain how that proves anything. 10. Tell your fellow employees at McDonald's that they've been lied to and are actually working for the enemy, and that the bad guys have your dad and will kill him unless they tell you what's in the Big Mac secret sauce. 11. When a telemarketer calls your house, say to them, "Listen to me, you son-of-a-b****. You have been a plague on my life. Every time I sat across from you, all I could do was fantasize about slashing your throat!" They will most likely not try to sell you anything after this. 12. Go to your nearest Rite-Aid and transform yourself into a sorority girl in the bathroom. (If you are of the male gender, transform yourself into a drag queen.) 13. Ride as many mechanical bulls as you possibly can, preferably while wearing an outlandish Russian cowgirl outfit. 14. Try to see if you can get a Ph.d in American Literature without ever attending a single class. 15. Learn to speak Ewok. 16. When you go to anybody else's house, ask if you can have a drawer. When anybody comes to your house, offer them a drawer. 17. Spend inordinate amounts of time at the local ice hockey rink. Convince random strangers to catch you when you fall. Get your mom to play along; have her dress up like Irina and knock you down on the ice. 18. Go to an S&M club. Tie up a German guy and steal his pants. If you can't find a German guy, any guy will do. 19. Call the CIA and repeat what Syd said in the phone booth at the end of "The Telling" about "confirmation looking glass". See where it gets you. 20. Get your boyfriend or girlfriend drunk. When they pass out, put on a wedding ring. Wake them up and try to convince them they've been missing for two years. ------------------------------------------------- Okay, now you guys make some up! I wasted half an hour on this, now it's your turn!