Weird Teachers

our history teacher smells REALLY bad...it kept on getting worse over the year, and his room was so awful smelling every day, you could barely breathe..he blamed it on my class too!!! because we had first hour in there, but it wasn't us because whenever you went into a room, you could tell if he had been there....and he knows that he stinks and he keeps on telling us about kitty litter b/c thats kinda how it smells (except it is a lot worse than kitty litter) and like i said before he blames it on my class, but he had better take care of his BO problem before school starts because otherwise the whole school might have to invest in some gas masks so we don't die of it!!!
 
I have this one history teacher who gets off topic a LOT! I mean it's not that I like history class or anything, but we spend the entire class period talking about useless stuff. One of my teachers from 2 years ago was not only ugly, she was stupid! She didn't know how to do math and she had POOR, not poor, HORRIBLE reading skills! And she waddled when she walked. And she always was glaring at me for some reason. Did I mention she stunk? Her perfume smelled of pee. eew! It gives me the willies just thinking about that creepy lady *wrinkles nose*
 
my math teacher is funny, she's short, has a nasty tendency to spit while she talks, only points with her middle finger, bobs her head up and down when she talks, and has named most of the graphs...for example, a cubic is a discodancer,, a square root is a swimmer, a parabola is a ballerina...etc.
 
my science teacher tries to teach us by saying stuff like, the electrons are moving into their apartments...its weird, but she's the coolest teacher. everyone loves her.

like today, we made pennies golden and silver, it was kinda cool...we do a lot of hands on stuff in that class. grr...there was something i was going to type but i forgot what it was..oh well.

omigod...something freaky happened today! ok, my homeroom teacher is my gym teacher too, and she came up to me during gym while i was talking to my friends while we were taking turns taking a test. anyways, she came up to me smiling (which is the part that really freaked me out...i mean, this is the teacher that hated me on first sight--it was a mutual feeling, and she's the *****est teacher at our school. she only likes the cheerleaders cuz she's the cheer coach. anyways, she NEVER and i mean NEVER smiles. i've seen her smile twice, once when her twin was there [yes, she has an twin that looks just like her and its soo freaky] and the other time was when she sent a kid to the dean's office) anyways, she came up to me smiling and laughing (that was soooo freaky) and asked if i had given her a picture of myself. and i said no...anyways, she said that she had found a picture of me and another girl (i'm guessing its this one pic that my friend and i took at pose...my friend is in her class too) and she had been wondering if i had dropped the picture accidently or if i had wanted to given it to her. so, i was freaking out because i dont like giving my teachers pictures and i was like, how the hell did that get there? i had my copies of the picture at home (btw, its the one i posted in the picture thread i think) but i hadnt given any out and my friend hadnt given the pic to my teacher. i wouldnt have minded, but it was scary how she was soooo happy. anyways, after i told her i had no idea what she was talking about she told me to look at it afterclass to see if i wanted it back. my friend and i went to look for it but couldnt find it and we wouldnt be able to take the pic back cuz that'd be rude. anyways, i was just freaking out because the teacher was being sooo nice and she's never nice. then, later i asked my friends what they thought and one of them was like, well her son died recently and maybe no one has been that nice to her and given her a picture. another one just thought she was happy because i was supposely her favorite student. i dont know why, i dont really do anything.
 
Maybe you have to be weird to qualify as a gym teacher...who knows! I think it would be fun though--be able to go outside and play sports all day long. And act as weird as you want! (You're a gym teacher- you've got an excuse!) :D
 
We give all our teachers and subs nicknames...

Mr. Heart-Attack-Waiting-To-Happen... Mr. Tyrone-A-Saurus-Rex... Mrs. Ziggy-Jiggy...

All of them are just wierd. :rolleyes:
 
We call my lit teacher The Penguin cause he looks and talks like one (if penguins could talk). Oo maybe he was a penguin in a past life or something!! :blink:
 
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