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Why Alias is an Educational Show

Discussion in 'Alias Fun' started by Absta, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. Absta

    Absta Rocket Ranger

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    Here are some funny ways that Alias is educational.......

    1. When there is a fat man on an airplane pointing a gun at you, there is ALWAYS a way out....

    2. When you accidentally give away your best friends secret, you can always pretend to be on drugs.

    3. Never trust your family memebers

    4. Never give your mother a gun

    5. By smelling a clear liquid, you can always tell EXACTLY what it is.

    6. When you are told that you will go blind if you open your eyes, and you open them, you won't go blind.

    7. Where ever you are going, you are probably being followed.

    8. Your hair will always look good even after you have parachuted off a building.

    9. If you are in a bakini at the pool, the bad guys ALWAYS follows you into the dressing room.

    10. When you are shooting at a moving target, you will always hit it, unless it is your mother (or Sark).

    11. If there is a bomb in a building, it is probably C4.

    12. There is always another way to activate a bomb.

    13. The bad guys are either really ugly, or really hott.

    14. If your picture is on an old document, run away.

    15. If it turns out not to be your picture, it's probably your moms.

    PLEASE ADD MORE!!! sorry if they are stupid (they're not all mine )
     
  2. Azhria Lilu

    Azhria Lilu Rocket Ranger

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    Moving to Alias Fun...
     
  3. musically83

    musically83 Rocket Ranger

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    And if the explosives are c4, it's sure to say c4 all over it ;)
    And don't trust your friends either...you never know which of them has actually been killed and replaced by an enemy agent who spies on you 24-7.
    The best part about hockey games are the zambonis (unless you're fortunate enough to have Vaughan along ;) )
     
  4. ALIASfreak1125

    ALIASfreak1125 Scout

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    If everyone thinks you died, chances are good that you are alive....
     
  5. Milo47

    Milo47 Rocket Ranger

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    Haha...that is SO stinkin' true ALIASfreak1125.....i totally agree!! EVERYTHING IS NOT AS IT SEEMS!!!!
     
  6. Victoria King

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    - if you are having a bad hair, its nothing a good wig cant cure!

    -knowledge of your local drugstore can come in handy when being followed.

    --always have a pair of sunglasses with you in case you are being followed, theywont be able to recognize you otherwise.

    -if your boyfriend leaves mysterioiusly and tells you to meet up with him in a week and not go with him, he is probably a mass murderer!

    -double check all background info on everyone you meet.

    -if someone chains you to a chair and they have pliers with them, chances are they are going to take out your teeth.

    - high heels are never limiting!they make you run faster.

    -an antique frame means more than just a place to put pictures

    -joey's pizza is not a pizza place.

    - if you and your father arent speaking on good terms and he skips out on dinner arrangements, then he is most likely a spy for more than one organization

    - if you are seven and can rattle off different languages and know how to work every puzzle, then you are a project christmas child and should look into being a spy!

    *lol, these are fun, hope those are okay!
     
  7. Milo47

    Milo47 Rocket Ranger

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    those were awesome Victoria King....great work!!!! haha
     
  8. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    thanks!next mission!ha!here's more!

    -read all books by a small lamp and if there are codes along the edges, confront your parents. they should tell you this one, not me!

    -if a guy you work with tells you his watched stopped during the day, hug him and tell him your true feelings, it will save alot of time.

    - when holding the core of a bomb in your head, dont make any sudden movements, instead toss it in the air and watch it like a hawk!

    -if you hear a faint buzzing from your earrings, your mom is trying to contact you.

    - knowing how to act drunk and wasted comes in hand(not that you should get drunk, just know how to act!lol!)

    - if your husband comes after you with a knife, dont worry, he just wants your finger to prove your dead, no big deal!
     
  9. Milo47

    Milo47 Rocket Ranger

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    keep on going....this is hilarious!!!
     
  10. SydnVaughn4ever

    SydnVaughn4ever Rocket Ranger

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    If you hear your conversation being played back to you in the phone,most likely there is a bug in your wall.....

    Never make love without first checking the T.V. for a hidden camera..... LOL
     
  11. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    thanks!and i will bc i am enjoying these as well!
    - never judge poor homeless people in parks, they might be saving someone's life right now. that also means you dont need to give them money, but respect them. if you are a spy, you must give them money.

    -if a witty British guy approaches you, you know that near the vacinity is a leader of some organization.

    -if your husband buys you a villa in tuscany, he is not quitting the game.

    - Russian spies have a knack for falling in love with cia agents and having children, there is no coincidence!

    - never throw away your old spy gear from past missions, they might come in hand when you are running away from the secret service.

    - if you are being tortured by being on teh computer, it never hurts to download some music.

    - when competing against another spy for an artifact, be smug, be arrogant and always shoot down their bag then wink. also uses chains as ropes to swing on never hurts.

    - warehouses are not just for storage anymore.

    - dont drink the wine, water is safe, but not the wine.

    -if you didnt listen to that one above, you can always have a blood transfusion in the middle of the night.

    -before buying a pin, talk to it and give it your number, someone may want to talk to you.

    - if you find a pin, and it talks to you, throw it away!

    -if your name is kate jones, you died in 1979. so who are you really?

    - make sure you throw all your airplane tickets away!especailly if you tell ppl you went to chicago but instead went to istanbul!
     
  12. agent hidden eyes

    agent hidden eyes Rocket Ranger

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    yeah.. i'm hearing places that i've never heard of before
     
  13. Milo47

    Milo47 Rocket Ranger

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    You're crackin' me up!!!!! Haha...that was awesome!!!
     
  14. Marlene

    Marlene Guest

    those were fantastic vk!
     
  15. Marlene

    Marlene Guest

    -if you need a quick replacement for priceless artifacts use post its
    -remember that dinner can always be reheated :D
     
  16. IrinaDerevko

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    If your dad says he sells airplane parts and your mother is "dead"....WELCOME TO THE CIA!
     
  17. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    love that one!hehehehe :P

    more from vicki!
    -- if you are taking down a rogue organizatoin and are wearing tons of bulletproof protective gear, then you are going to go for that first kiss with that guy you were eyeing! ;)

    -- if your girlfriends father puts a gun to your head or threatens you that he will shoot next time, then welcome to the family!

    -- irina's types of games involve stabbing someone with a knife, betrayal and saving her daughter's life. if that makes sense to you, then you are not jack!

    -- instead of wedding rings, you could always cut your finger off to show your love, of course both have too!

    -- inflatable furniture helps those with scoliosis!

    -- if you are ever being shot at, scream in ewok and if that fails, faint and go to the bathroom.

    -- if you see in black and white, then you are a trained assasin!

    -- if you plunge in the river, you can breathe air through your tires and wait till after your search party is done looking for you. this way you are safe!

    -- twenty minutes a plane can meet you anyway if you are in trouble, so if you are, call for a plane to get you out of the country!

    -- hockey is now the all-american sport.

    --if your friend tells you not to go after the story of your fiancee's death, LISTEN TO HER!

    -- dont scream if you see your friend dressed as a night club singer and wearing pounds of make-up and has her hair dyed!

    -- yo-yos are the most important asset at the cia!
     
  18. Milo47

    Milo47 Rocket Ranger

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    dang, Alias teaches you how to get beat up and never EVER get bruises...
     
  19. Sarah

    Sarah Guest

    lol, thats funny! [​IMG]
     
  20. Adriana

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    these are great!
     

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