Why Alias is an Educational Show

-- if there is a large circle in the middle of someone's purse, smile you are on camera!say cheese!

-- wine bottles are wonderful weapons!

-- when on a date, it is wise to turn off any intercoms, microphones unless you have the offchance of being interrupted by gunfire.

-- if interrupted by gunfire, take your coat!(ive always wondered why she left that gorgeous coat there for the bullets?!lol)

--if you are in a dark warehouse with your very very attractive handler, take advantage of it!because most likely he likes you too!

-- you can try decieve a polygraph testing unless it is dealing with matters of the heart, then you are powerless!

-- if given the oppurtunity to be in a thanksgiving play, be the turkey then you can be a cia agent!ha!

--if your friends are acting extremly odd and insane, then most likely they are going out. and if all of a sudden they act normal around each other again, then one of them is a clone.

-- teaches you how to get out of a straight jacket(that comes in handy for me, but i dont know about anyone else......)

-- when sitting over a nuclear bomb that is going to go off in two minutes, dont panic! unless you dont know how to deactivate it......alias cant help you there!

-- if you have something to say but you dont want ppl to hear you in the next room, just put on some lipstick!

-- if your mother recieves a new necklace from your mother, it is most likely laced with C-4, be careful when around her.
 
I don't know if some of these have already been said because I haven't read all the posts yet, but here goes:

---If your partner is about to fall asleep give him a big kiss on the mouth to get him a goin'

---If you suspect your dad of killing someone, then your mother did it!!

---If you learn in school how to build a tower with strange blocks, you're on your way to a secret agency!!

---Wear nice after shave on missions!!

---If you're going on a plain sew a built in parachute in your suit, you never know when you'll need it!!

---If your wife betrays you once, chances are she can do it again!!

---If things go wrong frame your plumber!!
 
~If you find your fiance dead in the bathtub, your boss did it.

~If your old jerk of a boyfriend comes back,sleep with him, then stab him!!! :Ph34r:

~Beware when you give your Mom a hug...Federal Marshals might aim their guns and tell you to stand down!!!

~Even if you haven't taken a single class all year,you can still graduate from college!!! LOL

~If you get your boyfriend to talk in his sleep,you can find out info that can be used against him....

~If your handler/boyfriend is ever sedated and you need to run,shoot him with adrenaline!!

~When giving a demonstration about a gadget that can slice through anything, hold it away from you!!

Forgive me if I repeated any of them!!!
 
Wow these are great! i acnt think of anything though!!!!! ummmm....

~you can never have too many cars (LItterally syd has driven at least 6!)

~ wallpaper and a blonde wig always come in handy!

~its always good to know about different colleges and chapters. (endgame) lol!

~ different accents are the key to disguises!

~It s always good to know skip cipher sentence codes. (i think that is wat it was called)
shoot those are really bad!
 
It always helps you concentrate during a briefing if you pick up the phone and pretend your mother is on the other end....

If you ever have to speed,make sure you have your partner in the back operating on an international leader,so you can get out of a ticket if you have to.....
 
you learn exactly how to take out a tracking device in someones arm and how to secretly plant one.

in jacks case... how to insult a mother...

you meet new people...


hmmm..... more soon
 
truth is rarely pure and never simple...and it always takes time to be discovered.

everyone looks good in black, grey, and white.

if your boss tells you his wife died but her garden is still beautiful, he's a liar and she's alive.

there is no such thing as a day off.

if your friend buys a new bottle of coverup every week, there's a good chance s/he is a secret agent and is just covering up the bruises...or the hickies ;)
 
musically83 said:
truth is rarely pure and never simple...and it always takes time to be discovered.

everyone looks good in black, grey, and white.

if your boss tells you his wife died but her garden is still beautiful, he's a liar and she's alive.

there is no such thing as a day off.

if your friend buys a new bottle of coverup every week, there's a good chance s/he is a secret agent and is just covering up the bruises...or the hickies ;)
LOL That last one is sooooo funny!!!!
 
~If you want to catch the eye of your really HOTT handler, meet him at the pier,sob uncontrollably, and throw your beeper into the Pacific.~ LOL :D
 
aliasrocks said:
When your in a tough position you should think "What would Syd do?'
OMG...thats what my friends always tell me. If I go "what should I do?" or "how do I do this?" we had to do a couple of educational skits for english class and health and my "alias" was sydney bristow for one that we got to make up. hehe.
 
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