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...with the help of Austin Powers, who makes everything and everyone 'shagadellic'. Meanwhile Sydney and Rachel in Paris are taken in by the Police for posing as hookers on the street (posing?). They bang the police, then bang them with heavy wooden mallets that Syd just happened to keep in her...

...LOVE IS HATE! Jack and Sloane then invite the dealer (who is consequently Marshall in a wig) into there little beat-a-thon sex-a-thon only to find out that Marshall in a wig is actually Sydney (we all knew that anyway :rolleyes: ). Sydney shoots them both in the head only to find out from...

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I'm with you! You can't just jump on 'Vaugn isn't dead' bandwagon with a little Times article as your ticket! And as for them allowing other characters to come back for the dead, we never actually saw any of them die except Irina, and they can't pull the double card again. Michael Vartan IS...