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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    From the bottom drawer with Arvin kept the Rambaldi Journal that started it all... TOP TEN 'BRILLIANT' TWISTS AND PLOTS THE WRITERS HAVE IN STORE FOR S5! Could it be that I am a tad bitter about the direction Alias has taken of late? Oh, I don't know, what makes you ask that?
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    IRINA: "Jack, I should blow your head off for doubting my intentions toward Sydney! How could you possibly doubt me after I told you whose side I was on?!" JACK: "You're absolutely right, I should have trusted your word, after all, it's not like you've ever lied to me before!"
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    ARVIN: "Nadia, what have I been telling you about staying up past your bedtime, I can always tell by the bloodshot eyes." or SYDNEY: "Sis, I don't quite think this look is 'you'."
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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    :up: :D :cool: OK, those are just terrific!
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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    Good point, dealt with.
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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    From the DSR Maximum Security Rambaldi Holding Facility... TOP TEN THINGS WE MIGHT HEAR JACK BRISTOW SAYING IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE: 10. I can't believe I owe that bastard Sloane my life...again! 9. Sydney, that reminds me, have you been keeping up your piano practice? 8. Terrific...
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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    :lol: Heaven help me, I got that. :rotfl: I wonder how Jack will destroy the Sentinels that come after him? Trash compactor? Molten vat of metal? Marshall gizmo?
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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    :lol: :lol: :rotfl: :sideroll: :lol: Those were absolutely terrific!
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    JULIAN: "Yes, yes, Sydney, but aside from torturning Tippen, leaving you to freeze to death under the ice, helping Lauren try to get you killed and stealing information from her husband, torturing my father with a torch, murdering a number of innocent bystanders, holding Vaughn hostage to force...
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    SYDNEY: "...and then Will and Michael got into this big fight over who was going to take me to Jamaica, and Dad had to break it up, and-" FRANCIE: "It's not nice to gloat, Sydney."
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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    ALIAS Top Ten Lists (with apologies to Letterman)

    From Katya Derevko's Private Love Nest... TOP TEN REASONS ERIC WIESS SHOULD NOT MARRY NADIA SANTOS: 10. Her mother shot him in the neck. 9. He used to have a crush on her sister, that's asking for trouble. 8. Her father is a psychopathic liar, killer, soiopath, manipulator, and is at...
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    OK, this is just sick, but...SOMETIMES IN SEASON SEVEN... SYDNEY: "When is Daddy coming back?" VAUGHN (exchanging worried glances with rest of APO): "Uh, Sydney, your father's dead, remember, he had a heart attack last week." SYDNEY: "So? He should be back by now!" VAUGHN: "Uh...
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    On the other end... SYDNEY: "DADDY, Mom's terrorizing my boyfriends again!" Jack walks in, confiscates phone, hangs up, dials Danny again, speaks with NY accent... JACK: "Yeah, it's the phone company. Yeah, sorry 'bout that, Doctor. Seems a nutcase got loose and hacked your account, it's...
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