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    No Long Shlong for Ong......

    Malaysian man comes up short after buying £100 penis enlarger online... but gets sent a £5 magnifying glass with warning 'Do not use in sunlight' Man, named only as Ong, spent £100 online on penis enlarger When it arrived he found the box contained a £5 magnifying glass He has complained but...
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    12-Year-Old Wisconsin Girls Charged In Stabbing To Give Blood Sacrifices To Slender Man

    i think the whole world is becoming more loopy.....
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    What would your autobiography be called?

    mine would be called, Don't Poke the Badger....
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    Politics Where do you stand, politically?

    Personally I think most politicians are self serving knobheads, who are more worried about their own retirement plan than the people they claim to represent. The UK...three main parties.... Conservatives.... led by Dave Ca'moron' mostly Pompous Toff's, more interested in looking good on the...
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    Politics Is Porn Dangerous?

    Only if you're a moron to begin with... I like porn, I don't however expect to take my missus up the arse, tie her to a chair while gagged, cum all over her face or any other aspect of things i've seen, because A) i'm smart enough to know that Porn is fiction, and B ) I'm smart enough to know...
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    Politics Is Porn Dangerous?

    What is porn?..... basically varied forms of Sex.... Over the years I have tried various things relating to sex, some i've enjoyed, some not so much....but I can honestly say that at no time have I ever come away from having sex with someone with either a Higher IQ, or a sense of...
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    Politics Is Porn Dangerous?

    I didn't say it was tiny, you certainly wouldn't want it as a wart on your nose thats for sure ;)
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    Politics Is Porn Dangerous?

    If I was better looking and had a huge cock, i'd have been a porn star....I enjoy sex a whole lot more than I enjoy working with Telecoms, and earning money for something you enjoy has to be the goal of just about everyone out there...
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    Weekly Caption Contest

    Now you're looking at me, seeing the chocolate in my hand and the nappy (diaper) round my butt, and knowing there are two things that could be all over my face..... tell me, you feeling lucky Punk?
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    Weekly Caption Contest

    Dave suddenly realised that if he stopped suddenly, he may need pot holing equipment to ever see daylight again....
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    Weekly Caption Contest

    And lo, it came to pass that Cat Jesus did get crucified...and shaved...then crucified some more...then had Cat food, a short nap then more crucifixion.....then 3 days later he did rise again...and got hit by a car....
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    Fantasy The Almighty Johnsons

    its a show you really should hate, but don't, but want to, yet don't........then you get dragged in, and cant figure out why...is it good?....is it rubbish?.......no its the Almighty Johnsons and you're damn well watching it every week :thumbsdown::thumbsup::facepalm:
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    Jennifer Garner and Halle Berry testify at the at the California State Capitol in Sacramento

    I cant stand either of them personally, they're both terrible actresses to be honest i'm surprised the media is remotely interested in either of them, I know I'm not..lol :thumbsdown: Btw, you do realise that not only have you posted the article in its entirety which is seriously frowned upon...
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    Internet "justice" strikes again.

    I use hands as well, but trust me, nothing freaks a dog out more than a 19 stone human on all fours, growling and then pinning it to the floor.....with hands and teeth It might not be the recommended method, or even the best method, but we've never had an aggressive dog yet....lol
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