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  1. Azhria Lilu

    Gamer bites neighbour's penis

    Not funny really, I suppose, but yeah I laughed. Apparently the guy (Jason Martin) was asked by his neighbour (a former friend) to turn down the volume while he was playing xbox. When Jason saw his neighbor outside, he bit through the neighbour's pyjamas penis "like a sandwich" *pauses to...
  2. Azhria Lilu

    What is the most random fact that you've never forgotten

    Everyone has that one fact stuck in their heads that they heard sometime in the distant past and, for some odd reason, it's always stuck. It's that one fact you bring out randomly for no real reason and announce it :D What's yours?
  3. Azhria Lilu

    Flatulence Filtering Underpants!

    Whatever next!!! A company called Shreddies claims their products stop the smell of flatulence from annoying everyone else when you let one rip . .. obviously not quite worded that way :D On their website, they say:- Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated...
  4. Kevin

    Students use 'The Force' in viral prank

    I love how the people in the elevator car try to stop the kid from doing it. :LOL:
  5. Kevin

    Zombie Phone Picture Prank

    What would happen if a stranger asks you to take their picture and while holding up the camera you see a scary zombie girl walking past? That is exactly what Jack Vale decided to find out. :D The trick to the prank is that when he hands the iPhone to unsuspecting strangers the phone is not...
  6. Azhria Lilu

    You can choose one super power

    What would it be and why?
  7. Azhria Lilu

    Comedy The Hangover Part III

    The Hangover Part III (tt1951261)
  8. H

    Comedy The Real Spartan

    Hey guys, The Real Spartan just went up! It's a new series about a boy who is tired of getting picked on and wishes the Halo world to life, changing his life forever. Let me know what you think.
  9. Azhria Lilu

    9,000 ways to annoy a Discussion Junkies member

    List the ways you would annoy any member of DJ. 1. Hide the coffee from Martin F
  10. Azhria Lilu

    Damn You Autocorrect!

    We've all done it - sent a text message without checking what our phone's have auto-corrected things too - but have you done it as badly as some of these people?
  11. Azhria Lilu

    Old Testament Computing…..

    In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, “Why...
  12. Azhria Lilu

    How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

    These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you...
  13. Azhria Lilu

    Weekly Caption Contest

    Nothing really to win except the fun of making the best caption for the pic and maybe the title of #Caption of the Week or something :D I'll post one picture every Friday. Here's this weeks, courtesy of my brother's cat.
  14. Azhria Lilu

    Riddle Me This

    Rules of the game The rules are quite simple: You may ask any question you wish of the Riddler but the back and forth responses must be able to be read by everyone (no PMs). Once you think you have the answer, you may then guess. If you are correct, the Riddler states you are correct and you...
  15. Sheldon

    All those muscles... impressive.

    Absolutely perfect. Hahahaha. What a freakin' tool.
  16. Sheldon

    Anyone ever hear of Maddox?

    He's who I consider the original asshole of the internet. He absolutely crushes everyone and everything. His opinions are well spoken, to say the least. If you get a chance, check him out. rULeR Of thE UniverSe. He has a book available, The Alphabet of Manliness, which is comical as hell...
  17. Azhria Lilu

    You've just won the lottery . . .

    (and you're the only winner) what's the first thing you do? I'd book a month (or two) at Disneyland, Florida - all inclusive - and probably look at emigrating to the US as well.
  18. Judge Dredd

    David Thorne's Chatroulette Experience

    There are a couple others but these were my favourite. :)
  19. Sheldon

    Speeking of Geek....

    YouTube Geek Week Are you a geek? Do you align yourself with this?
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