20 reasons why Belgium rulez

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1) we have the 2 best female tennisplayers (Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin-Hardenne)

2) we hate the Dutch

3) we hate the French

4) we know how to piss of the Americans

5) we invented French Fries

6) our chocolate is the best

7) we have a lot of supermodels (including Anouck Lepere, Hannelore Knuts, Delfine Bafort, Ann Oost, An-Catherine Lacroix)

8) we are famous about our diamonds

9) we have a lot of well-known designers (Walter Van Beirendonck, Dries Van Noten, Ann Demeulemeester, Dirk Bikkembergs, ...)

10) our wildlife includes: pigeons, chicken, cows, sheep, pigs, cats, rats, flies and my brother

11) because I'M BELGIAN !!

12) we have good singers (including Lasgo, K's Choice, Helmut Lotti - i don't like him but you're grams will :P , Lara Fabian, ...)

13) the Flemish people speak: Dutch, French, English and German

14) Belgian TV is airing the 2nd season of Alias starting tonight

15) we know how to make and drink beer

16) when you're 10 you've already drunk your first beer

17) Brussels Sprouts

18) Belgian Wafels

19) Jean Claude Van Damme

20) Manneke Pis (it's a statue of a little naked boy who pies day and night, you can't pass it without 50 Japanese people taking pictures of it)

euhm that's all i can think of for now :P
 
1) we have the 2 best female tennisplayers (Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin-Hardenne) - aren't they just great ... and they are in the finals of the Australian Open ... (y) (y)

7) we have a lot of supermodels (including Anouck Lepere, Hannelore Knuts, Delfine Bafort, Ann Oost, An-Catherine Lacroix) - don't know any ... :(

9) we have a lot of well-known designers (Walter Van Beirendonck, Dries Van Noten, Ann Demeulemeester, Dirk Bikkembergs, ...) - don't know any ... :(

12) we have good singers (including Lasgo, K's Choice, Helmut Lotti - i don't like him but you're grams will :P , Lara Fabian, ...) - sorry, don't know any ... :(

14) Belgian TV is airing the 2nd season of Alias starting tonight - good to know

15) we know how to make and drink beer - cool

16) when you're 10 you've already drunk your first beer - I got drunk at age 17 first time ...

19) Jean Claude Van Damme - didn't know that :blink:

20) Manneke Pis (it's a statue of a little naked boy who pies day and night, you can't pass it without 50 Japanese people taking pictures of it) - LMAO ... I am already putting my imagination to work ... Japanese and Manneke Pis ... I wonder why :lol:
 
3) we hate the French
:angry:

Is that another proof of your sense of humor?
We french do not hate belgium , we just make fun of them!!!!

Par exemple , j'adore Benoit Poolvorde....qui réussit très bien sa carrière en France!
 
marie said:
3) we hate the French
:angry:

Is that another proof of your sense of humor?
We french do not hate belgium , we just make fun of them!!!!

Par exemple , j'adore Benoit Poolvorde....qui réussit très bien sa carrière en France!
HAY! I'm half French! :angry:


We french do not hate belgium , we just make fun of them!!!!

LOL! Marie :lol:


19) Jean Claude Van Damme

This is not a reason to be proud 🇳🇴 :lol:

6) our chocolate is the best

Yum yum 🤤

15) we know how to make and drink beer

So do Canadians, Americans, Germans and The Dutch, The British and The Irish (probably left out a few).....you're not the only one yah'know ;)

7) we have a lot of supermodels (including Anouck Lepere, Hannelore Knuts, Delfine Bafort, Ann Oost, An-Catherine Lacroix) - don't know any ... 

9) we have a lot of well-known designers (Walter Van Beirendonck, Dries Van Noten, Ann Demeulemeester, Dirk Bikkembergs, ...) - don't know any ... 

12) we have good singers (including Lasgo, K's Choice, Helmut Lotti - i don't like him but you're grams will  , Lara Fabian, ...) - sorry, don't know any ... 

Me neither...sorry :(

5) we invented French Fries

Thank you for that...yum yum yum :smiley:

4) we know how to piss of the Americans

So do a lot of other countries. :cool:


Your list was hella funny though ^_^


~~Spongy!
 
i should have verified ... we make GOOD beer

like you know ... Heineken tastes like piss

you don't know what beer is 'til you drank a Belgian beer ...

the british, the irish and the dutch CAN'T drink ... it's really funny ... like when i go out in antwerp you have like these dutchies who can drink 10 Heinekens without feeling anything but when they drink 3 Belgian beers they're soooooo totally wasted ... just like the Irish and Brits, but those tend to show their euhm penis when they're wasted :blink:
 
Danté said:
1. I don't care about tennis

2. "Stupid people can't insult me, and intelligent people don't insult me"

3. So do I

4. By saying 'of' when you mean 'off' ?

5. Okay, that's one good thing (y)

6. I have to admit.. true

7. But you can't get any of them, and who says we don't have more?

8. Not really..

9. You must be really proud.. HAHHHAHAHAHA

10. That's nothing :mellow:

11. Must be embarrasing..

12. You call them good? HAHAHHAHA

13. Because Belgium is too small and unimportant to have it's OWN language..

14. I don't watch Alias anyway..

15. The first is true, but the 2nd is not in your case. ;)

16. Does that means you're better or more important than other people? I think it looks really stupid, a young child drinking.

17.
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18. Dutch Weed

19. dunb actor

20. Another good thing

Conclusion: Belgium does not rule.
 
Benoit qui ?

Don't you know Benoit Poolvorde? Wrong spell maybe. You should know him , he's from Belgium , he's an actor and humorist , much funnier than Van Dame!!!

Itz the MT 3. So do I
:angry:
What is it , the "I hate french club " or what? Do I judge you and your country? Or do you share the same sense of humor than Dante'sprayer?
 
marie said:
Benoit qui ?

Don't you know Benoit Poolvorde? Wrong spell maybe. You should know him , he's from Belgium , he's an actor and humorist , much funnier than Van Dame!!!

Itz the MT 3. So do I
:angry:
What is it , the "I hate french club " or what? Do I judge you and your country? Or do you share the same sense of humor than Dante'sprayer?
Yea.. wanna join? :P

Nah I don't hate the French country, but erm.. the people and the language..
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And me the same sense of humor as that Belgian bastard!? NO WAY!! HAHAH
 
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
marie said:
3) we hate the French
:angry:

Is that another proof of your sense of humor?
We french do not hate belgium , we just make fun of them!!!!

Par exemple , j'adore Benoit Poolvorde....qui réussit très bien sa carrière en France!
HAY! I'm half French! :angry:
Half French, half Canadia and half German.. you fat fat girl. :blink:
 
Itz the MT said:
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
marie said:
3) we hate the French
:angry:

Is that another proof of your sense of humor?
We french do not hate belgium , we just make fun of them!!!!

Par exemple , j'adore Benoit Poolvorde....qui réussit très bien sa carrière en France!
HAY! I'm half French! :angry:
Half French, half Canadia and half German.. you fat fat girl. :blink:
I can't be "3" halfs Misha.........are you THAT bad at math? :P

I'm HALF French......HALF German......and I'm born and raised in Canada.

How the heck am I fat?
I'm not fat at all :angry:

Why have you become a jerk all of a suden?


~~Spongy!
 
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
Itz the MT said:
Nah I don't hate the French country, but erm.. the people and the language..
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And me the same sense of humor as that Belgian bastard!? NO WAY!! HAHAH
Misha.........not nice 🇳🇴 :(


~~Spongy!
Okay, I've been on holiday twice in France.. i LOVED it.. but the attitude of most French, and my French teacher.. I HATE them..
 
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
Itz the MT said:
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
marie said:
3) we hate the French
:angry:

Is that another proof of your sense of humor?
We french do not hate belgium , we just make fun of them!!!!

Par exemple , j'adore Benoit Poolvorde....qui réussit très bien sa carrière en France!
HAY! I'm half French! :angry:
Half French, half Canadia and half German.. you fat fat girl. :blink:
I can't be "3" halfs Misha.........are you THAT bad at math? :P

I'm HALF French......HALF German......and I'm born and raised in Canada.

How the heck am I fat?
I'm not fat at all :angry:

Why have you become a jerk all of a suden?


~~Spongy!
I was just kidding, and sometimes i just get TIRED of being nice. People only abuse it.
 
Itz the MT said:
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
Itz the MT said:
Nah I don't hate the French country, but erm.. the people and the language..
icon8.gif


And me the same sense of humor as that Belgian bastard!? NO WAY!! HAHAH
Misha.........not nice 🇳🇴 :(


~~Spongy!
Okay, I've been on holiday twice in France.. i LOVED it.. but the attitude of most French, and my French teacher.. I HATE them..
Maybe it was you who was rude, not the French Misha :P

I have met a lot of people from France, and NONE of them were rude or had an attitude problem. -_-


~~Spongy!
 
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
Itz the MT said:
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
Itz the MT said:
Nah I don't hate the French country, but erm.. the people and the language..
icon8.gif


And me the same sense of humor as that Belgian bastard!? NO WAY!! HAHAH
Misha.........not nice 🇳🇴 :(


~~Spongy!
Okay, I've been on holiday twice in France.. i LOVED it.. but the attitude of most French, and my French teacher.. I HATE them..
Maybe it was you who was rude, not the French Misha :P

I have met a lot of people from France, and NONE of them were rude or had an attitude problem. -_-


~~Spongy!
Normally I'm not rude at all

And I don't HATE them argh.. I just dislike quite a lot of them..
 
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
14. I don't watch Alias anyway..

Misha...I just saw this.

Why are you at an Alias site if YOU DON'T WATCH ALIAS??????


~~Spongy!
I register everywhere..

Once I had my own forum, it was VERY succesful.. and than I registered at the CP forum, and there I saw a link of Codename's forum.. there I met Sophie, and registered at her hellmouth (where I'm banned ;) ) there I met Moriel, so I registered at A2A, and there I heard everyone talking about 'AA'... I took a look, and saw it was quite big.. and see here I am now. :P

Aren't you happy that I found my way to this site? as non-Alias fan ;)
 
Aren't you happy that I found my way to this site? as non-Alias fan

No.....infact I think that makes you a loser.....I'm just being honest ;)

There are tons of forums that are non-Alias........to come here as a non-fan doesn't make sense........it's like going to a Star Wars convention even though you don't like geeky stuff. :lol:
That's why I'll never go to one :smiley:


~~Spongy!
 
Danté said:
3) Why hate the French? If you hate them because of your teacher, well that's stupid.

5)Ok for this one

6)OK for this one too

12)Helmut Lotti is not a singer. He's a loser. Even my grand mother doesn't like him. And Lara Fabian, she's not a singer, she's a screamer. Sorry for those who like her.

And why bother to come here if you don't like Alias? You have time to lose. :blink:
 
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