ALIAS Mad Libs

SYDNEY: There's no upside to desiring me? You didn't tell me about Kevin Bacon or that you had a blow-up doll with Barry Manilow! You didn't even tell me that you were probing Oprah again!
VAUGHN: Wait. What

Lmao, that is hilarious
 
Okay, I have one for someone who's willing to give me a bunch.

I need:

Nouns-9
Adjective-5
Verbs-12
Articles of clothing-5
Celebrities-2
 
ok here they r:
nouns: toilet, shower, poop, barf, big ass, carpet,bathtub, porta-potty, chocolate bar.
adjectives: butt ugly, nasty, fat, naked, funny looking
verbs: pooped, pummeled her ass, smelled, barfed, sang, ate, sniffed, cried, messed up, drove, screamed, peed his pants.
clothing: bra, thong, panties, diaper, socks
celebs: colin farrell, and nicole kidman

there's mine!!!!!!! make melaugh
 
Okay Nicole, here you go... I actually needed more adj than I said, so I had my hubby give me one. I also changed the tense of some of the verbs so they worked.

Hope you like it!


(Vaughn falls back, sitting on the toilet at Sydney's. She's on top of him. They kiss as she works his suit jacket off of him.)

VAUGHN: I couldn't take it.
SYDNEY: Me either.
VAUGHN: Seriously. I thought I was eating my chocolate bar.
SYDNEY: Me too.
(She loosens his bra.)
SYDNEY: That was the butt ugliest poop of all time.
VAUGHN: I was smelling you the whole time. Did you notice?
SYDNEY: Yeah.
(She takes off her diaper in between sniffing him.)
SYDNEY: I think my shower noticed, too.
VAUGHN: No, he didn't notice.
SYDNEY: Why do you think he barfed you the carpet?
(She drove back and pulls her socks off and over her bathtub. Holding his funny looking bra that dangles on either side of his big ass, she pulls him to his feet. They cried.)
VAUGHN: 'Cause it's a nasty barf. It's a big deal.
SYDNEY: (pooping) Really?
VAUGHN: Mm-hmm. Someone fat accessed our porta-potty. We're gonna mess up them.
(He unzips her thong in the back.)
VAUGHN: (smiling) I'm the naked guy.
(Sydney pummeled her ass down on the toilet and looks up at him, screaming.)
SYDNEY: You're the naked guy?
VAUGHN: I'm the naked guy.
(He takes off his panties and bra and peeped his pants on top of her. They kiss.)
VAUGHN: Where are Colin Farrel and Nicole Kidman?
SYDNEY: They're wet. They won't be back for hours.
 
Okay, I have another one.

I need 7 verbs, 11 nouns, 6 adjectives, 2 adverbs and one place name (the stranger the better).
 
7 verbs- blow, spaz, hesitate,slay, spit, eat, suck.

11 nouns-sl**,dolphin,hurdle,prick,altitude,bowels,chamberpot,damsel,elbow, outlaw, report.

6 adjectives- ugly, orgasmic, sexy,hydroelectric,jaunty, powerful.

2 adverbs- chummily, icily

place- The Earwax Museum
 
NOT V APPRIOATE BUTT I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MI MUM AND DAD WERE JUST SHOUTING AT ME TO SHUT ME UP FROM LAUGHIN LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

JESS
more more more more more more more :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
 
Ok guys i have one i need:
1 noun
2 pet-names
1 verb ending in -ed
1 verb
2 insulting nouns
2 adjectives
1 sweet adjective :D


this one'll be really good hurry :D
 
I think we need to do some using Vaughn/Lauren and Sydney/Lauren scenes. I can just imagine how funny those would turn out, considering some of the word arrangements we've ended up with so far. :lol:
 
Azalea said:
I think we need to do some using Vaughn/Lauren and Sydney/Lauren scenes. I can just imagine how funny those would turn out, considering some of the word arrangements we've ended up with so far. :lol:
i made up one yall need 2 give me some words
 
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