OK, I was going to post a request for words for this scene, but I asked my brother for words first (to have an alternate version) and it turned out so funny, I don't think it can be improved on! (It's like he can't think of a word that's not perverted!) I can do another scene from Season 3 and ask for words though, if someone wants me to. :lol:
SYDNEY: How is he?
LAUREN: I don’t know. No one does.
Horny, but stable is the official term.
SYDNEY: Is he
erect?
LAUREN: No. He was
hairy. He lost
nipple rings when the stab wound
groped his lung. They call it tension pneumothorax, which means…they don’t know if he’s suffered
ass damage.
SYDNEY: Lauren? I know that you’ve been generally
screwed, but I need to explain the
frog balls myself so that…you’ll know how this happened. A member of Walker’s team…
boned Michael…I still don’t know how. Walker ID’d him as CIA…
LAUREN: …and
licked him and left him for dead… I already know all this; it’s in the
panties. Thank you.
SYDNEY: Lauren...that’s not… Walker had a
dildo to Michael’s head. He was about to pull the trigger. I took his
cowboy…I
b*tch slapped him myself.
LAUREN: You!?
SYDNEY: Yes, Walker was gonna
spank him…
LAUREN:…so you
corn-rolled him!?
SYDNEY: I had no
diarrhea. It was the only thing I could do to save Michael’s
lesbian…
LAUREN: Really…
SYDNEY: You can not think that I would have chosen to
blow him…ever…
LAUREN: Michael…might never
get off on this!
I apologize for the crudity, but he's a 19-year-old boy, after all!