Alias has taught me (in no particular order):
1. It's okay to question authority. Sometimes they're wrong.
2. Telling someone you'd rather have your teeth pulled, without novacaine, than do something, really says a lot.
3. Computer geeks are cool!
4. When you start a job, finish it. Leaving loose ends will only come back to bite you in the keister.
5. Never trust clandestine government organizations. Ever.
6. Never tick off a pregnant woman. Unless you're her mother and you're ready to help deliver that baby.
7. Rocket launchers trump helicopters each and every time.
8. You can never have too many slutty dresses or too many funky wigs.
9. If you see a wall of water coming towards you, RUN!!
10. You may not want to discard your dead loved-ones belongings so quickly. For all you really know, they might be hiding with monks in Mongolia.