to the person that said irina would play a harp, i think she'd do something like, the last thing you'd expect, so maybe an electric guitar?
then, on the other hand, songs...
i want to say, for irina, Man Eater, but maybe not
but for syd vs. lauren, the chorus of carrie underwood's Before he Cheats:
I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE
OF HIS PRETTY LIL SOUPED UP 4 WHEEL DRIVE'
CARVED MY NAME INTO THE LEATHER SEATS....
and we know the rest
* just to let syd vent a little. you know?