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Top 10 things Marshall dislikes about working for the CIA
9. The only way to get a kiss from your favorite agent is to get shot by a tranquilizer while trying to solve an insanely complex computer algorithm.
8. Spend all day making a cool gadget to help rid the world of bad guys and some idiot agent leaves it in a marketplace in Casablanca.
5. Can’t go in the field without being tranq’d, kidnapped, or having an allergic reaction to your fake mustache.
4. Getting the offer of a lifetime from a notorious criminal, but she can’t provide health insurance.
2. Agents go out into the field with all sorts of devices and backup protocols to deal with any number of possible situations, yet he gets funny looks for stitching a parachute into the lining of his jacket before getting on an airplane.
And the number one thing Marshall dislikes about working for the CIA:
1. Just for once, would it kill somebody to at least pretend that they saw that documentary on monkeys?
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