Syd: Vaughn I think we should break up.
Yawn: What? Why?
Jack: Because she realized she could do so much better then you.
Sloane: Don't worry Agent Vaughn you'll be reassigned from your B.A.D duties. We have a special place for people like you.
Syd: This is for the best Vaughn, I tried to help you but you just continued to take me for granted and use me. you said you loved me, you only love yourself.
Yawn: What? Sydney I do love you. I killed Lauren for you, for us.
Syd: No you killed Lauren for you. All year I've been trying to move on and you made that impossible for me to do, when I was finally ready to and slept with Will you had to kiss me to keep me from moving on. I thought I needed you but when I finally had you...I thought it was just because we were taking things so fast, but now I realize I don't need you. You're boring. I'm finally ready to move on. and I asked my father and Soane to make sure you won't mess it up this time.
Jack and Sloane grab Vaughn who pathetically attemps to break free. After a while Jack grows impatient and knocks him out.
Jack: Don't worry sweethart, you've made the right choice.
Sloane: We'll take him somewhere where he can never hurt anyone again.
~Someplace far away~
Yawn: *groans* What happened? Where am I?
Riley: He finally woke up Bessie.
Yawn: Who's Bessie? Who are you?
Riley: My name is Riley Finn, Bessie is my cow.
Yawn: Cow? Does she have one of those bells aorund her neck?
Riley: No, those bells are heavy and I don't want my Bessie to drag them around. Besides they don't allow us to have much here. But they allowed me to keep my journals. Have I told you about My Buffy yet?
Yawn: No but-
Riley: *ahem*(Riley cleatred his troath) A few weeks ago I met my Buffy's ex boyfriend, I couldn't believe My Buffy would ever let herself be touched by one of those disgusting creatures. There was that incident with Hostile 17, Spike, but she was under a spell then. I wonder if Angel put her under a spell as well. speaking off hostiles Spike has been acting weird around Buffy lately, almost as if he's in love with her or something. Does the slayer attract that kind of feelings from a vampire. Can I compete with him? I don't know, Buffy isn't like Bessie. I miss my Bessie, I was talking to Buffy about her the other day, she got this weird look on her face. I think she's jealous of what I had with her. I'm trying to make this work, I even try to understand how it must have been like for Buffy to be bitten by a vamp by letting myself get bitten...
Yawn: What the hell are you talking about? Vampires?
Riley: They're real, I tell you. I was part of the Initiative which fought them.
Yawn: You're crazy, vampires aren't real. Now what Syd and I had was real. I remember when I was dating her before the Covenant faked her death and planted Lauren on me. I didn't want to move on but I hadn't been with a woman for soo long. well not counting the hookers I paid...
Riley: See, us humans have needs and our connection with women just isn't that strong.
Yawn: What Syd and I have is very strong.
Riley: Yet you didn't know she was still alive when the Covenant faked her death. I wouldn't have known it either if they had faked Buffy's death. we're just humans. Spike or Angel would have known but us, for some reason we can't connect with them fully. Like there is a part of them they don't give to us.
Yawn: It's all those other guys who lookat her, they're all so jealous of what I have with Syd. But Syd gives two of them special attentnion. She thinks I never noticed she had a thing for Will. She slept with him. I know she likes him in a way more then just friends. and then there is that british blond f**k. She pretends to hate him but I can tell there is something here.
Riley: There are always two other guys in a girls heart.
Yawn: When I get out of here I'm gonna kick that british ass of his.
Riley: I wish I could get out so I could kick some british and Irish vampire ass.
Yawn: I'm an secret CIA agent, I0ll get us out, then maybe we should join forces to takeo ut the guys in our girls lives so we can have them for ourselves.
the two of them looked at each other and then Bessie made a sound and Yawn spotted the bathroom supplies near her, a large smile went over his face, he knew how to use those items. After all he had B.A.D. duties at APO.