Well, last year at Pizza Hut we had a prank war and it was me and Sond against Chris and Wayne. One of our pranks was this: I went across the plaza and bought some feminine pads at Brooks. And while Chris was away on delivery, I got a cup of breadstick sauce, and smeared the sauce on the pads so it looked like blood. I think I had three pads. And then Sond got a sheet of paper and wrote: Do you have your red wings? :lol: And when Chris came back, I snuck out the back way and ran around to the parking lot in front and stuck the pads and paper on Chris' front bumper. I actually wanted to stick it on the back so that the people behind him could read it... but the way his car was parked, he would have seen me.
I ran back in the store and Chris didn't even notice I was gone. And then when he was walking to his car; Sond, Ben, Wayne, and I were standing at the counter, lookin' out at Chris. And the boy looked at us funny. And then he got suspicious (because we'd taped nearly naked muscle men on his car before :lol
so he walked around his car to check if we'd done anything to it. But while walked around the front, he was lookin' at us so he missed it!! :rotflmao:
Wayne was on Chris' side so of course he wanted to run out and warn him but Sond and I held him back. And then he tried to call Chris' cell but we held him back from that too.
So about 15 mins later Chris comes back. And Sond goes, "so Chris, did anyone honk at you?" And he goes, "oh yeah, a lot of people did, I don't know why though." I was dying of laughter. And then Sond was like, "Chris, we put bloody pads on your car." And he was like, :hmm: "I know! I saw them."
And so then we all went to the back and had a laugh over it. Chris had delivered to this old senior home and their was a girl sitting on the bench outside and she was lookin' at him weirdly, he said. He said he thought the girl had a staring problem or something. :lol: But then as he walked back to his car, he noticed the pads so he ripped them off.
Well, we got a call from the person that ordered the pizza and she said our driver was bleeding or something and there were bloody tissues in the driveway. We were like, "CHRIS! YOU JUST LEFT THEM ON THE DRIVEWAY!" :lol: So Michele made me go with Chris to pick them up. And then she said we had to stop the prank war cause it was affecting our customers. :hmm: But Sond and I won!!
Oh, this other time, Jesse (he's the restaurant general manager, but he's only 24 so he's cool with us) took a tampon and he dipped it in sauce. And then he wrapped it up in a little napkin and stuffed it in Chris' bag in the bathroom. So then we told Chris there was a surprise for him in his bag. So he runs to the bathroom, with me and Wayne on his heels. Ky's upfront makin' pizzas, and Jesse was near the back freezer, doin' dough, I think. So Chris rummages through his bag, and he takes out the napkin, and he unfolds it and he was like, "what is this?" And when it dawned on him, he screamed was like, "oh! WTF?! Eww!" And he chucked the thing at Wayne's head. :rotflmao: And Wayne was like, "WTF? Did you throw it at ME for?!" Kyla heard Chris scream all the way from the front so she ran to the back and was like, "what happened?!" And the customers that were waiting in the store were like, "uhh... okay." :sideroll:
Chris had thought it was string cheese at first but when he realized it was a tampon.. oh man. So then Jesse picked it up and was dangling it in front of Chris and he was like, "Chris! It's just breadstick sauce!" And then he licked it. :rotflmao: I'm just kidding, he didn't lick it.
Come to think of it, the people I worked with were pretty nasty. :lol:
