Are you Tara Reid?

sugababyboo

mrs. charlie
Much like my Paris list, I've complied a number of characteristic/traits that might indicate if you're anything like Tara Reid. Again, if you're a fan of hers do not read this. Keep in mind that i wrote this out of boredom and fun! I've actually written a Ben Affleck one as well but with the protective shield he has over him here on AA it will never be posted..maybe I should put in my blog... :cool:

1. Quite often, you wakeup face down in an alley with your clothes on backwards, with your bra around neck and your underwear is missing.

2. Your signature perfume is a mixture of cigarettes, beer and Red Bull.

3. You believe the drinking is a surefire remedy to a hangover.

4. You make speed daters look like serial monogamists.

5. When playing a role of an anthropologist, you believe that wearing your hair up in a bun and sporting black rimmed glasses makes you look intelligent.

6. A drunken accent is the only accent that you can pull off.

7. You can drink anyone under the table, even Colin Farrell.

8. According to a certain t-shirt that you own, you only skate for Jesus. Even though he never asked you to.

9. The paparazzi can immediately recognize you from one hundred feet away, thanks to your drunken walk.

10. For some reason, you believe that butt cleavage is attractive.

11. Your voice is what evil must sound like. Unless evil is a heavy chain smoker and is always in a drunken haze.

12. You have played a virgin twice….are you kidding me?

13. Your breasts are so fake that they have a life of their own. Sometimes, they even like to pose for the red carpet without you even knowing.

14. You have befriended a younger redheaded, freckled, orange skinned version of yourself and her name is Lindsay Lohan.

15. You are only invited to all the hip parties and clubs because someone needs to play the role of “drunk girl.”

16. In high school, you were voted most likely to be found… face down in an alley with your clothes on backwards, with your bra around your neck and your underwear is missing.

17. When asking your ex-boyfriend if you’ve gone “Hollywood”, he avoids the question and cuts to a commercial break.

18. Your most notable role is in a film named after a popular wholesome dessert.

19. You wear so much makeup that you make drag queens look natural.

20. You visit children dying of cancer and then right after, you proceed to smoke outside their hospital!

21. You smoke so much that even the French and chimneys are disgusted by you.
 
So, according to E! online she is now going to party for a living :lol: She's in talks to host Wild On! Where she will travel to exotic locations and party in the hippest clubs while E! films her. I guess that means that the paparazzi are out of a job :lol:
 
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