Bad Joke of The Day - Sept. 23

Kevin

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#1
One day a multi-billionaire was bored, so he asked his butler to round up three employees.

A few hours later the butler comes back.

The man says "OK, I have a deal you can't refuse. If any of you can swim successfully across this pool filed with hungry sharks, eels, and leaches, then all three of you may have whatever your heart desires! Anything at all!"

No one replies so the billionaire thinks that not even money can cure his boredom.

All of a sudden the man hears a splash. One of the men is swimming as fast as he can, dodging all the sharks, eels, and leaches! Never before has somebody swam so fast.

The billionaire was very impressed that someone had enough guts take up his challenge.

He congratulates the man and asks him what he wants.

The man replies....
Drum roll please!


Ha!
 
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