I've actually got a notebook I bought only for Alias quotes
But I haven't got it with me right now. So I'll write what I can remember.
Jack: Mr. Vaughn, you're young and you're eager, and I understand that. But one thing you're not, and this is something only time can provide, really... Is wise.
Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Sydney: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a b****.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.
Sark: I'd offer you passage back to civilization, but my submersible only seats four.
Sydney: It's the thought that counts.
Sark: Do you feel comfortable trading priceless documents for a low-grade reporter?
Jack: You should read Tippin's stuff. It's not so bad.
Sydney: What can I say, sir... I'm not like other mums.
Sydney: Vaughn... It's bigger than I thought.
Lindsey: If you're finished... This is the men's room.
Sydney: Who let you in?
Marshall: That sound - You know that boom? That's my mind blowing.
Jack: Just so we're clear, you report this conversation and you'll never wear a hat again.
Syd: I just wanted to rip his finger right off. Does that make me a bad person?
Vaughn: No, but it might have blown your cover.
Irina: Tell me... Sydney. Who sent you here? You must tell me.
Sydney: Or what? I'm grounded?
Will: Hi, um, I don't know if I'm talking to the right person, but I need to borrow a million bucks. The Olsen twins went public, and I'm looking to invest.
Sydney: You'll need some collateral. I don't think you've got any.
Will: Well, have you seen my aqua blue Chevy?
Sydney: You mean, with the hula girl on the dash? Yes, sadly, we've seen that.
Vaughn: Sydney's life is worth the risk!
Jack: Not to Sydney! Taking them down is what gets her up in the morning. Or... Did you think it was those meetings she has with you?
Will: What's the paper on?
Sydney: It's a redo. Professor said it didn't have any soul, so I'm writing a paper with soul. It's got lots of soul!
Jack: Shepard killed Danny. I'm assuming you know that.
Sydney: If I hadn't, thank you for breaking it to me so gently.
Sloane: Marshall, would you please go back to work?
Marshall: Just to clarify, I'm not being fired?
Sloane: Back to work means not fired.
Sydney: Don't touch the fur. Alright, you may touch the fur. Once.
Marshall: Mr. Bristow, will you marry me?
Sydney: What'd they expect us to do, just drop and go at it on the floor?
Sydney: You're waltzing?
Vaughn: I've been practicing for our wedding.
Sydney: With whom?
Vaughn: Weiss.
Jack: Just because you have gotten comfortable with my daughter doesn't mean you can get comfortable with me.