I don't remember when the were said. I remember only th e-vite one and Marshalls's "Syd...Sloane is here". Which episodes are the other ones from?
My all-time favourite is Jack on the phone with Danny Hecht from the pilot episode! (I know this is season 4 quotes, but it's just so great!)
(At a hospital, Danny goes to a payphone and dials. In a posh looking office, Jack Bristow answers the phone.)
MR. BRISTOW: Yeah.
DANNY: Mr. Bristow?
MR. BRISTOW: Yes.
DANNY: Hi. It's Danny Hecht. (no response) Sydney's boyfriend.
MR. BRISTOW: Is Sydney all right?
DANNY: Oh, yes, she's fine. Nothing to worry about. I'm calling because I'm planning on asking Sydney to marry me and... I was hoping to get your approval.
MR. BRISTOW: Danny, let me ask you a question.
DANNY: Sure.
MR. BRISTOW: How well do you know my daughter?
DANNY: Um, we've been dating for two years...
MR. BRISTOW: Because if you feel the need to ask me about this scenario, I have a sense you don't know Sydney at all.
DANNY: Sir, I love your daughter and I want to marry her. That's why I'm calling.
MR. BRISTOW: First of all, Danny, the truth is this is just a courtesy call. Like when you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's all right with you." What you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."
DANNY: Mr. Bristow--
MR. BRISTOW: Sydney doesn't give a damn what my opinion is. What interests me is that you do.
DANNY: It's just a custom to call the father, that's all this is--
MR. BRISTOW: Well, then, I'll tell you what. I may become your father-in-law, that's just fine. But I will not be used as part of a charming little anecdote you tell your friends at cocktail parties so they can see what a quaint, old-fashioned guy Danny really is. Are we clear?
DANNY: Yes, sir...
MR. BRISTOW: Good. Then welcome to the family.