Birthday Ideas

[Kuzzle]

Well, my 18th birthday is coming up on June 1st, and right now it looks like it's going to suck. Like, not even a lame party. Or a cake. Or ice cream. Probably not even Chinese food. I mean, c'mon! The 18th is a big one! It's the "legally an adult" birthday! *sigh*

So, I was wondering how I could go about making it not suck zombie ass fat through a tube. Any suggestions?

 

[Daax]

Oh come on, Kuzzle. You don't really even want a party anyways. For us, wallowing in our own self-hatred is where we actually most comfortable.

 

[HJ-Navarre]

Go buy yourself some Porn, Cigarettes, and Lottery Tickets, now that you can, legally... and think about how you will vote in the next election. No?

Tell your parents to act like real parents and throw you a proper 18th celebration?

Throw yourself a surprise party? *ponder*

 

[Gate]

Hey, if you are really dedicated, you could throw yourself a surprise party. Just set the whole thing up, give yourself a tactically placed concussion and I promise the whole thing will be new to you!

Hmm... or not. Well anyway, I really hope something works out for you.

 

[Hunl]

Hero's Journey for his birthday, the ultimate surprise.

 

[Jaraeth]

If you're in Texas, be sure not to say "Porn". Say you need some "safe sex education material", then the backwoods Texans won't be able to label you a sex offender

Happy up & coming b-day though... Mines 17 days after yours. And I'm a lot older ...