Blatant Product Placement

Azalea

Azy in Wonderland
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Since Alias has sunk to the ridiculous level of having Sydney call out "The F-150!" to Vaughn during an intense chase scene, I was thinking of some other possible product placements the show could do. Here are some suggestions...

VAUGHN: Syd, there's something really important I need to tell you.
SYDNEY: Just a second...I need to take this call on my Nokia cell phone. (this one inspired by sycofancy in the Blowback forum)

LAUREN: I thought we could stop by McDonald's, if that's ok with you?
SARK: I'm lovin' it.

SYDNEY: Lauren, I know you've been testy lately, and I think I know why. Here, try this - Tampax Satin. It's so comfortable, you don't even feel it!

WEISS: They're coming! They're coming!
SYDNEY: Who? The Covenant?
WEISS: No! Domino's Dots are coming!

DIXON: Sydney, you and Jack will be posing as a father and daughter on vacation. You'll be wearing Old Navy's comfortable cargo pants for the whole family.

MARSHALL: Now, as you can see, I've pulled up some blueprints on my Dell with an Intel Pentium Processor....
VAUGHN: Dude, you're getting a Dell.

LAUREN: Which Victoria's Secret bra do you think my husband would like?
SARK: I think he'd like the black Victoria's Secret bra.

SLOANE: You ok?
JACK: Fine.
SLOANE: I'm worried about you, Jack. You should ask your doctor about the purple pill, Prilosec.

WEISS: You want a Diet Dr. Pepper?
VAUGHN: Sure. You know, it really does taste more like the original.

SYDNEY: Dad, I just feel like my life is going nowhere!
JACK: Maybe you should consider an American Express card, Sydney. With American Express, you can get in, get out, and get on with your life. (Or is that Visa?)


I can't think of any more...It's late! What are some other ones? :LOL:
 

3ffect

Jen's Best Friend
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lol good ones azy, i thought it was realy weird when they showed the f-150, then they went to the screan with only the shot of the modle.

anythign to make a buck ;)
 

Archangel_dj

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SYD (VO): "Parking meter - $1,
Baseball bat - $10,
- hitting lauren in the back of the head.......... Priceless

Mastercard - great for those small purchases"
 

jems

michael's widow in mourning
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LAUREN: I thought we could stop by McDonald's, if that's ok with you?
SARK: I'm lovin' it.
LMAO :D :LOL: :D :LOL: :D :LOL:
Azy you totally crack me up!!

the master card one was priceless too!!!! :P :P :P :P
 

Quiet Disaster

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Archangel said:
SYD (VO): "Parking meter - $1,
Baseball bat - $10,
- hitting lauren in the back of the head.......... Priceless

Mastercard - great for those small purchases"
i was trying to think of one for mastercard too!!! haha.
 

PsychicAgent

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Archangel said:
SYD (VO): "Parking meter - $1,
Baseball bat - $10,
- hitting lauren in the back of the head.......... Priceless

Mastercard - great for those small purchases"
Lol! That one was great! I loved the first ones too - The American Express one made me laugh!!! So did the Macca's one, as I'm a Macca's worker and we make so many lame jokes to do with the I'm Lovin It slogan!

It's a bit harder for me being in Aus to come up with one, as we don't get a lot of your ads and vice versa!

Kelly
 

bluebird1045

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SYDNEY: Your tie's on backwards.
MARSHALL: Oh, I didn't get a lot of sleep...good thing I had Starbucks Doubleshot this morning. It gets you going!
 

Quiet Disaster

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My weak attempts... :)


Dixon: Sydney, Vaughn... you'll leave in an hour for Paris.
Sydney: What will we be flying?
Dixon: United. It's time to fly.


Dixon: After Paris, you'll fly to Rome.
Sydney: BTW, Dixon, how does the CIA afford all these plane tickets?
Dixon: Orbitz. Most low fares made easy.


Vaughn: Sydney, where are you? What happened to your cellphone?
Sydney: I lost it. And all my money.
Vaughn: Then how are you calling me?
Sydney: I just dialed down the middle. 1-800-Call-ATT.


Vaughn: Sydney, will you marry me?
Sydney: Is that a diamond?
Vaughn: DeBeers. A diamond is forever. Like our love.
Sydney: OMG. Yes, Vaughn... yes, I'll marry you!


Marshall: Oh, and if the battery dies... make sure you get Energizer. Cause you know, it keeps going and going...
 

Quiet Disaster

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Sydney: Weiss, go to dinner with me. I'm hungry.
Weiss: What do you feel like?
Sydney (breaks into song): I want my baby back, baby back, baby---
Weiss (cutting Syd off): I know you want Vaughn back, but I asked you what you wanted for dinner!
Sydney (continues singing): back... Chili's baby back ribs.
Weiss: Ooh. Okay. Chili's it is then.


Sydney: Dad, are your teeth whiter?
Jack: Oh, yes. Yes, they are. Thanks for noticing.
Sydney: Did you get it done at the dentist?
Jack: No, no. I don't have time for that. I chew Trident White. Whitens teeth while you chew.
 

Quiet Disaster

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Vaughn: Sydney! You're breaking off!
Sydney: Vaughn! I need help!
Vaughn: What? What are you saying?
Sydney: I'll call you right back!
(Takes out her Verizon cellphone and calls him.)
Sydney: Can you hear me now?
Vaughn: Yes.
Sydney: Good.


(After a bomb goes off.)
Jack: I thought she the bomb was disengaged.
Sydney: I said Dee Bond is engaged!
Vaughn: I see... here. Try this.
(Hands Syd and Jack Sprint cellphones.)
Vaughn: Sprint. Clarity you can see and hear.
 

SarksScrtAgntGrl

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Ok these need to come with a warning lable cause I am in class and people are looking at me funny cause I keep laughing. Hm, I have to make a list now...
 

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Weiss: Sydney, how are you feeling?
Sydney: Good.
Weiss: Are you sure?
Sydney: Yes, I'm taking one a day Wellbutrin XL.
Weiss: Really? And that helps?
Sydney: Yes, I feel like myself again.


Dixon (Patting Jack on the arm): Good work, Jack, as always.
Jack: Thanks.
(Dixon, now caressing Jack's arm)
Jack (Starting to feel uncomfortable): Dixon? What are you doing?
Dixon (Murmurs): Your skin... it's so soft. Oh, Jack, how do you do it?
Jack (Relieved, yet still uncomfortable): Oh. Curel. Heals like a cream, but feels like a lotion. It works wonders.
Dixon: Really? I'm going to have to start using that.
Jack: Yes, yes... you should.
 

Quiet Disaster

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Syd: Marshall? Are you okay?
Marshall (Clutching his chest): Yeah, just a little heartburn from the chili Carrie made last night. You know, you should try some. But I gotta warn you, that chili... woo! Spicy!
Syd: Here, take some Tums. Fast effective heartburn with calcium.
Marshall: Really?
Syd: Yeah, it's fast AND it lasts.


Syd and Vaughn leaning in to kiss to each other...
Vaughn: Syd... for lunch, I had steak and cheese with lots and lots and lots of onions in it...
Syd: Yeah?
Vaughn: Then after, I had some salad with more onions and some stinky cheese, and vinagrette dressing.
Syd: Really?
Vaughn: You can't smell any of that, can you?
(Vaughn lets out a breath)
Syd (Taking a whiff): No, not at all.
Vaughn: That's cause I chewed some Eclipse gum after. A breath freshener that delivers. Minty, huh?
Syd: Mmm.. yes. And very kissable...
(And they start making out passionately.)


Jack (Examining his hair in the mirror) and Syd walks up behind him.
Syd: Dad? What are you doing?
Jack (Startled and flustered): Oh nothing.
Syd: Dad, come on... what were you doing?
Jack: Okay, be honest...
Syd: What is it?
Jack: When did I start getting gray hair? Has it been like this for a long time?
Syd: Dad! What does it matter?
Jack: But Syd, I feel old. I'm not attractive anymore.
Syd: Oh, Dad... if that's what you're worried about-
Jack: It is... men with gray hair aren't appealing.
Syd: Well, then why don't you use Just For Men, it rejuvenates hair in just 5 easy minutes!
Jack: Just 5 minutes?
Syd: Yeah, think you can spare 5 minutes of your busy schedule?

Dixon: Whoa, Jack... you look different? Did you do something to your hair?
Jack: Yeah, Dixon, I did. Just For Men haircolor... it's rejuvenated my life! In just 5 minutes!
Dixon: You definitely look more youthful Jack.. You have this glow...
 

MVhunny

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aliasgirlie said:
Marshall: Oh, and if the battery dies... make sure you get Energizer. Cause you know, it keeps going and going...
haha i wouldnt mind if this one was in an ep though...it would just be marshall being hilarious!!!
 
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