Conspiracy Chinese incidents of chestbursters likely?

[Tim]

China farmers face 'exploding' watermelon problem

Apparently watermelons have been exploding by the acreage, have they been seeing funny lights in the sky? Is this an Alien invasion?

 

[Starbeast from Planet X]

Don't eat the chemically enhanced watermelons!

 

[ScrolGloambug9ls]

Don't eat the chemically enhanced watermelons!

ahoi can’t wear this by myself anymore.